About This File
Restoration of Dignity and the Universal Army
A new take on a long project. This is part of a longer alt-history–not really counter-factual as those outside of players are largely fictional or composites–project of Tecmo hacks and narrative fragments. I’ve been thinking about doing a “modern” season for a while now and after losing a little steam on the previous ones I’ve decided to “jump” 30 years ahead.
Seeing UFL pick up has been fun, but in a world with looser capital and a more interesting ruling class, maybe we’d get real competition. Rosters here are not accurate of current or recent UFL/USFL/XFL clubs, though I have included players of note; the recent rash of injuries and roster turnover in the last few weeks have made that difficult. I’ve tried to focus on interesting guys.
Some roster placement is based on reality. The original USFL’s model of territorial draft maps informed roster constructions (see screenshots for rosters); NFL and CFL players are 2024 free agents or practice squaders of note. Some of these guys haven't signed deals yet, others have since signed with teams while I worked on construction.
I also ran polls and thought about interesting quasi “what-if” guys. I feel like Trey Lance, Nathan Rourke, Stetson Bennett, Malik Willis, or Justin Fields would’ve had a better go of it in the original USFL given their playing styles and the very fluid approaches to team structure of clubs during that era.
High profile rookies were based on Twitter polls; I also placed late round/UDFA/CFL Draft prospects I found interesting. Rookie placement is based around the original territorial pick model (LA holds Williams rights because he went to USC, etc.).
All stats of rookies are based on projections and active player comparisons; in many cases, stats will likely turn out to be too optimistic. I used NFL Combine Results (https://nflcombineresults.com/), NFL Draft Buzz (https://www.nfldraftbuzz.com/), Mock Draftable (https://www.mockdraftable.com/) and various blogs and sites. Yahoo Sports writer @Fourverts on Twitter was also a useful source. I used Sportstrac (https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/transactions/) when making calls on 2024 Free Agents and used either alma mater, that player’s background, or NFL analog. Leonard Fornette, for instance, was on the Patriots last season; also LSU oddly was one of Boston’s territories in ‘83; Sione Takitaki went to BYU but grew up in LA, hence with the Express.
Team sim data are slightly based on 2023 USFL and XFL defensive rankings; clubs with no representation are based on analogs or given middle of the road stats. All teams are in 3WR-1RB-1TE to reflect current flavors of play. Boston is the lone exception as they use a run and shoot; basing roster placement via poll/territorial draft left slim choices for the Breakers, so I focused on wideouts. Some teams have reverse plays and nearly all clubs have a QB option play.
This game features all of the hacks of my previous USFL and older NFL hacks, though I did push the extra-point back to the 15 yard line. I attempted to play with kick-offs and even learned of an “error” I tried to exploit that would give a team 2 points for kicking through the end zone, but this experimentation turned out to be a disaster–it broke the hack and was rarely even executed. So this plays like old TSB with no 2 point conversions or current USFL/XFL/UFL innovations.
This game is juiced but sims still reflect a fast-paced high scoring style. There’s an 18 game schedule and 12 teams make the playoffs. The quality of play of the original league was likely higher than the current UFL–a mix of young talent and NFL/CFL vets–making for a very loose style.
Schedule is imagined but arrayed in such a way to reflect the original league’s Friday-Saturday night-Sunday afternoon-Monday night schedule. Friday and Monday games were aired on ESPN back in the day. For this reimagining, I made a modified Apple TV logo as a sort of graphic experimentation. Couldn't entirely do the classic rainbow however.
In making rosters, I have built up a “reserve army” of labor; depending on the early part of the CFL season and NFL training camps, I may do a “mid-season” update later in the summer. I tried to focus on current prospects and guys who have at least played somewhere in ‘23 for this hack.
See screenshots for full rosters, but here are some notable players for each team:
I’ve included the rookie’s selection status in real-life.
**All-Pros will be in the next roster update later as the UFL season wraps up and CFL ramps up.
** There are two files: "oldhelm" is the original USFL helmets while "newhelm" features experimental edits with Memphis and LA. I have ideas for other helmets; they may appear in the summer update.
Baltimore:
Rasheed Bailey
Tyus Bowser
Deonte Harty
Mohammad Ibrahim
Shaq Leonard
Yannick Ngakoue
Teir Tart
Rock Ya-Sin
Kenny Yeboah
Rookies:
Mike Chris-Ike (CFL, 2nd round)
Joel Dublanko (CFL, 1st round)
Boston:
Mathieu Betis (CFL)
Jake Bobo
Martavias Bryant
Larnel Coleman
AJ Dillon
Jojo Domain
Sam Emilius
Leonard Fournette
Will Harris
Michael Hoecht
Andy Isabella
John Johnson
Cardale Jones
Hergy Mayala (CFL)
Nathan Rourke
Almondo Sewell
Camron Taylor-Britt
Lwal Ugak
Rookies:
Kiran Amegadje (3rd round pick)
Kevens Claricus (CFL)
Jalen Coker (UDFA)
Kyle Hergel (CFL, UDFA)
Dylan Laube (6th round pick)
New Jersey:
Jamal Adams
Eli Apple
Mekhi Becton
JaDevon Clowney
Frank Darby
JK Dobbins
Ezekiel Elliot
Justin Fields
Jared Horsted
Chandler Jones
Titus Leo
Austin Mack (CFL)
Chase Young
Rookies:
Ray Davis (4th round)
Marvin Harrison Jr. (1st round)
Cade Stover (4th round)
Pittsburgh
Tyler Boyd
Cameron Brown
Bud Dupree
KJ Hamler
Geno Lewis (CFL)
Trace McSorley
AJ Ouellette (CFL)
Julian Whitehead
Rookies:
Phil Jurkovec (UDFA)
Bub Means (5th round)
Chop Robinson (1st round)
Kyle Sheets (UDFA)
Washington:
Celien Ferrell
Yosh Nijman
Isaiah Simmons
Malik Willis
Rookies:
Graham Barton (1st round)
Amin Dankwah (CFL, UDFA)
Dante Miller (UDFA)
Payton Wilson (3rd round)
Birmingham:
Kwon Alexander
OJ Howard
Nate Igbinoghene
Julio Jones
Carl Lawson
Alex Leatherwood
Rookies:
Nick Mardner (CFL, 1st round)
Bo Nix (1st round)
Will Reichard (7th round)
Dallas Turner (1st round)
Kimani Vidal (6th round)
Jacksonville:
Dee Alfrod (CFL)
Stetson Bennett
Tae Crowder
Jarrad Davis
Felipe Franks
Eddie Goldman
Mecole Hardman
Penny Hart
CJ Henderson
Alvin Kamara
AC Leonard (CFL)
Dominique Rhymes (CFL)
Preston Rivers III
Cameron Tom
Chan Sullivan
Odell Willis (CFL)
Rookies:
Amarius Mims (1st round)
Ladd McConkey (2nd round)
Quantez Stiggers (5th round)
Memphis:
Reed Blankenship
Zach Cunningham
Tre Herndon
Tevon Jones (CFL)
Malik Lawal (CFL)
Wynton Mcanis (CFL)
Shaheed Salmon (CFL)
Rookies:
Joe Milton III (6th round)
Jaylen Wright (4th round)
Tampa Bay:
Cam Akers
Dariusz Bladek
Brian Burns
Dalvin Cook
Taylor Cornelius (CFL)
Dallas Daniels
Cameron Erving
Jimmy Graham
Rodney Hudson
Demontray Jacobs
Cre’von LeBlanc
RJ Macintosh
Tre Nixon
Denzel Perryman
Terrence Plummer
Shaq Quartermann
V-Scantling
Mike Wakefield (CFL)
Lucky Whitehead (CFL)
Mitchell Wilcox
Rookies:
Kamren Kitchens (3rd round)
Jared Verse (1st round)
Chicago:
Jaelen Acklin (CFL)
Chase Claypool
Pat Elflein
Jimmy Garoppolo
Kamu Grugier-Hill
Micah Hyde
Max Scharping
Jonathan Taylor
Jameer Thurman
Anthony Walker
Rookies:
Joe Alt (1st round)
Cooper DeJean (2nd round)
Sam Hartman (UDFA)
Jer’zahn Newton (2nd round)
Carson Steele (UDFA)
Houston:
Brian Brice (CFL)
Steve Dunbar (CFL)
Xavian Howard
Austin Trammel
Derel Walker (CFL)
Rookies:
Jonathan Brooks (2nd round)
Michigan:
Mike Danna
Donovan Peoples-Jones
Rookies:
Dhel Duncan Bubsy (CFL, 3rd round)
Michael Herzog (CFL, UDFA)
Cornelius Johnson (6th round)
Marshawn Kneeland (2nd round)
JJ McCarthy (1st round)
Oklahoma:
Kennedy Brooks (CFL)
Tyron Johnson
Johnny Manziel
Joe Mixon
Derrick Moncrief (CFL)
Tre Norwood
Emmanuel Ogbah
Deneric Prince
Sterling Shepherd
Dillon Stoner (CFL)
Perrion Winfrey
Rookies:
KT Leverson (7th round)
Austin Stogner (UDFA)
San Antonio:
Quandre Diggs
Josh Gordon
Trey Lance
Geoff Swaim
Deuce Vaughn
Rookies:
Emani Bailey (UDFA)
Ja’Tavion Sanders (4th round)
T’Vondre Sweat (2nd round)
Arizona:
Ka’deem Carey (CFL)
Yasir Durant
Randy Gregory
Azur Kamara
Brice Purdy
Hasson Reddick
Tim White (CFL)
Renell Wren
Xazavian Vallady
Rookies:
Jacob Cowling (5th round)
Tanner Mclachlan (CFL)
Jordan Morgan (1st round)
Kyle Ostendorp (UDFA)
Hayden Hatten (UDFA)
Spencer Rattler (5th round)
Denver:
Julian Blackmon
Cariel Brooks (CFL)
Phillip Lindsay
Laviska Shenault
Chris Streveler (CFL)
Kyle Van’Noy
Ahkel Weatherspoon
Rookies:
Jonah Dalmas (UDFA)
George Holani (UDFA)
Kedon Slovis (UDFA)
Los Angeles:
Jamal Agnew
Devin Asasai
Anthony Barr
Shaq Evans (CFL)
Josh Kelly
Kameron Kelly (CFL)
Mercedes Lewis
Rashad Penny
Adarius Pickett (CFL)
Winston Rose (CFL)
Equamonius St. Brown
Sione Takitaki
Leonard Williams
Rookies:
Calen Bullock (3rd round)
Laiatu Latu (1st round)
Marshawn Lloyd (3rd round)
Tahj Washington (7th round)
Oakland:
Henry Anderson
JJ Arcega (Whiteside)
David Bakhtiari
McLeod Bethel-Thompson (CFL)
Ashtyn Davis
Cameron Goode
Charles Leno
Jake Haener
Jamal Morrow (CFL)
Darnell Sankey (CFL)
Kaden Smith
Solomon Thomas
Mykel Walker
Rookies:
Josh Karty (6th round)
Braden Trice (3rd round)
If you are interested in my narrative, check out my blog at https://ageofvinny.blogspot.com/. The narrative is structured like old Football “Annals” published every year, though I kind of wrap it around a wider narrative. This project has given me a focus of expression.
I’m on Twitter (X) as @Tombor13; I do week-to-week “updates” of the season.
I do these because I like doing them and people seem to really enjoy them; the Tecmo community is one of the coolest out there. I do take donations, especially during the summer, when work is hard to come by. My venmo is also my Twitter handle (Tombor13). I do this for the love of it, to get a story out of me and make something people enjoy.
Thank you for your support.
Edited by Tombor
What's New in Version 1.0.9 See changelog
Released
I apologize for the delay. Here is the mid-season roster update for USFL ‘24; swap outs and stat changes are based on recent UFL and CFL results and player polls. A couple roster ads–in particular Micah Parsons–are based on media stories suggesting possible roster holdouts. Twitter polls also informed decisions.
Sim data has been updated in some team cases based on ‘24 UFL and CFL results. I tried to find analogues for a few clubs–for instance, Denver is based on Winnipeg and Oklahoma is based on Saskatchewan (small-market football psychos in the plains with some roster crossovers).
USFL All-Pro team is based on All-UFL and CFL All-Stars; rookies placed are based on All-Americans and All Conference players–hence Bo Nix at QB2, Marvin Harrison Jr. (All-Americans), Jonathan Brooks (All-Big 12), Ray Davis (All-Sec), etc. The narrative is playing out a little different than reality but I know there are users only playing the rom.
NFL All-Pros and Pro Bowlers take precedence too; I did place guys who have been All-Pro, Pro Bowl, or All-Rookie in the last two years. Of the QBs in the league, I went with Rourke as QB1 as he’s a “known” commodity, winning rookie of the year and earning an All-Star spot in 2022.
The NFL All-Pro team is supplemented by Pro Bowlers.
Like the previous rom: Old Helm is the ‘84 logos, New Helm is some custom design/updates.
I will reserve NFL August Transactions–cuts, trades, holdouts–for USFL ‘25.
Thank you for your support.
Additions:
Baltimore
Ronnie Brown RB
Terrell Edmunds S
Jordan Mosley S
Birmingham
AJ Thomas S
Denver
Ayir Asante WR
Mustafa Johnson NT (double check, jerzahn like stats)
Mike Purcell DE
Chicago
Willie Harvey LB
Clint Ratkovich RB
Houston
Jalen Edwards-Cooper CB
John Matocha QB
Jacksonville
Peewee Jarrett QB
L’Mical Perrie RB
Memphis
Tyler Badie RB (double-check)
Geoffrey Cantin-Arku LB
Jonathan Kongbo DE
Michigan
Michael Barrett LB
Kareem Hunt RB
Shea Patterson QB
New Jersey
Shaun Bradley LB
Jaden Shirden RB
Oakland
Calvin Perry Jr RB
Oklahoma
Chris Harris Edge
Chris Smith RB
Raheem Wilson DB
Pittsburgh
Ben DiNucci QB
Kalen King CB
John Lovett RB
Micah Parsons Edge
Shawn Oakman DE
San Antonio
Levi Bell LB
Jontre Kirklan WR
Dakota Prokop QB
Tampa Bay
Jonathan Moxey DB
Whop Philyor WR
Washington
Taquan Mizzell RB
Malcom Perry QB