~Tailback King~

Manyo rockin' a cross between Ali G, Tipsarević, and ED.
 
The only vibe that'll beat Rudy's low-rider Litefoot look ...
 

Fear the REAPER.  

I can't wait for 100 year old rivaly game of Manyo vs Randy..........I'm pretty sure you and Bo have been in the lab devising some unstoppable plan to take out the opponent they dub "Fairfield"..........I'm sure you've been pumpin' Bo with all types of needles, growth hormones, and weight gainers, trying to get him ready for world domination BUT,........what you like to call "muscular tecmo", I like ta call "BULLY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  And on that fateful hour, when we meet Manyo, YOU WILL LEARN the "TRU" definition of UNDAUNTED TAILBACK SUPREMACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
      
                                                                                                           #johnnysmackabo

Fear the REAPER.  

@everyone who wants to see a BEATDOWN, tune in........ OR: maybe you fancy yourself a Tecmo Scholar, well then might wanna bring a notebook and pen, for I will be presenting FREE on the live stream a MASTER CLASS in MUSCULAR TECMO the likes of which have never been seen in any tecmo tournament I have ever witnessed or even heard the slightest whispers about.............. hell, aint nobody in the world as GENIUS at I-Form tecmo like I am, and I will be demonstrating all facets of this DEEP TECMO ART here in this game and EVERY GAME in this tournament............ and boy I got some kind of paint to work with, aka ~BO~ back there in the engine room....... these robot-worshipping run-and-shoot SISSIES just don't know what's coming down the tracks at em...... but oh it's comin', it's-a-comin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also wanted to share a list of 11 special matches in this Season's schedule. These are in the order that they'll play out in the season, so from week 1 til 11.
 
#1. Week 1 - Kamp vs TBK. DAL vs PHX aka Johnny gets his supporting cast and TBK gets to show his stuff without the rest of the PHX roster anchoring him down (outside of Lonnie and Timmy Mac!)
#2. Week 4 - Invader vs Gripsmoke These guys have met to decide the winner of multiple tourneys. A nice SEA SF rivalry to boot. And on TV1!
#3. Week 4 - DT vs Kamp A rematch of the "Super Bowl" from CFT Season 1.
#4. Week 5 - TBK vs XTRALARGENT THE DONKEY BOWL! This one is not to be missed!
#5. Week 7 - RANDY vs MANYO This one is not to be missed and will be on TV1.
#6. Week 8 - Joey B vs Stu Longtime CFT Vets, These fellas from the North (and East) resume their rivalry . Also on TV1!
#7. Week 9 - XTRALARGENT vs DT - For some reason, there is always some clown shit in this matchup. There have just been a legacy of batshit crazy endings in this series.
#8. Week 10 - Kamp vs Randy - Another case of guys who have met to decide the winner of multiple tourneys. And the Battle for TEXAS to boot!
#9. Week 11 - Kamp vs Manyo - Rematch of the finals of the very first Tourney in CFT PNW History. Always a good battle! TV1
#10. Week 11 - Sir Ted vs theprofessor - Matchup between old friends that go waaaay back.
#11. Week 11 - Gripsmoke vs Randy - Loooong time online and live rivals meet in a critical final week matchup.
 
If you want to see the TV1 Schedule you can peep it here. https://imgur.com/a/WfC9UTO
 
Also, we should be able to handle requests to see the feed from games other than TV1 if you're wanting updates. If you ask in chat, we should be able to go double screen or switch entirely depending on how the games are playing out.
 
 

Rosenbach actually gave a damn enough about football to attempt a comeback after an injury instead of making an injury.  Rosenbach would have eventually became a star assuming of course he didn't stay teammates with Johnson and lose his passion for the game.

3 days...
 
 

Three words.........................................F*%K Tim Rosenbach.

Well Well Well! 3 MuthaCLuckin Days!!!!
 
While still finalizing some things to achieve peak efficiency on game day (so we can be done as early as possible), it's starting to hit me that this dream of a live tecmo season is SO CLOSE TO BEING REALIZED!
 
In today's #3 spot in our countdown of top posts/moments in CFT history, we actually have a tie... First up, we have the first (that I could find) of many Manyo Jeremiah Johnson GIFts to our PNW communiteee, which he dropped on us during the runup to PNWTC2, the first to be held in Centralia. Only got a snip here, it's linked in the previous sentence for full effect, and check on page one of this thread for a great evolution of said GIF.

The other #3 (sorry I just felt I had to include it) is from @gripsmoke in the run up to the first Pac Rim in Seattle. A great response to a @Knobbe post there...

I especially love the Shame List of known skippers on his sig...
 
On to today's #3s.
 
Let's start with a guy who is #3 in Tecmo but should have been #4.

 
That's right. Same year, he got traded. Tecmo didn't know the maJJik of the Cajun Cannon Bobby Hebert, who was the #3 heir apparent in the Big Easy. So they assigned Walsh the #3 he sported in his very short stint in Big D. He has yet to be drafted in CFT... so enough about him.
 
REMEMBER THE NORTH!!!!
 

 
Rohn Stark has some great pics on his cards, probably one of the best sets of pics of any player, and it's a PUNTER! Exhibit A

 
He also had this sweet sweet still from his days as a Nole...

 
Remember the North indeed!
 
Another #3 here...

Carney also has the wonderful burthday of April 20th. This past holiday he turned 54.
 
We got more sweet Punter pics and hair forth coming... like this one...

Royal hair for Mark indeed.
 

 
Couple of great kickers finalize the #3 kicker kontingent above... but there's one more #3...
 

One of my biggest pet peeves over the years in Tecmo was hearing guys butcher Rosey's last name. The former Coug had an interesting career, and he is very well known in these parts not only because of his Cougdom, but he is also Johnnay Johnsay's Stooge QB. Every time some kind of glory seems imminent for @~Tailback King~ and his JJ Jalopy, Rosey is often there playing the Lucy pulling the Football role dashing Rudi's Dreamzzzz. This season, @boogiewithstu has taken on the Rosey and Tupa show to lead his in season 2 of CFT, planning on using Timm's mobility to lead the Bears to CFT Glory.
 
3 FREAKIN DAYS!!!! LET'S GOOOO!!!!
 
 

Johnson 1 on 1 wit Rufus??? ? .......{OFFICAL} reality check.......In the 'Legandary' words of the late, great Eazy~E.....boy ya shoulda' known by now,.. Johnny does it.

He was branded with the mark of the beast by the Tecmo gods...It was a test in '91 to be surrounded by failure and see if the chosen one could survive the pit of misery.....not only did he...he put an embarrassment of a team on his shoulders the next year, and made them semi~relevant.  Johnny was known to K.O. big opponents.  The best, play their best, vs the best....and the next year, he single handedly stuck his foot up the Superbowl Champion Giants a$$, and we all know who played on there defense.  That game is probably gonna go a lot like me and @kamphuna8's 1st game week 1 at the CFT Tourney.   #kampaintready 

They're all gonna get eaten up by some starvin' HAWGS in a pig pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  My offensive line HAS NO LEAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

I can smell the fear from all of you from 4 dayz away.....(ponder that b!tchez!) ...especially from @kamphuna8......he's gonna be victim #1

DAMN....................I just realized this Tourney's got over 10,000 views!  {OFFICIALLY} EPIC.

Are you bold enough to unleash the rhino package vs the true Baddest Man of Tecmo and his hard hitting compadres? I mean you might as well because nothing will work, rhino, wino, dino, it don't matter cuz all yous gonna get is a sharp LT bytes kick to your Vagino!

I'll say it one more time...........................................................BEWARE of the RHINOCEROS PACKAGE!!!  Ya'll can't say I didn't warn ya...

4 days left until CFT 2. Man it's starting to get real!.
 
Im going to just drop these 4 s and run.
 
4th Top Post/Moments of all time, when TBK and Manyo had a little tete a tilt regarding skills and Johnny and See Dick Run.
 


Classic stuff right there...
 
For our #4s let's start with a Kicker that was in the league...

@invader_star64 signed his former WTF Classic Kicker to join his Season 1 squad.
 
Bunch a kickers are 4s...

 
And a couple QBs. One that hasn't been drafted.

But time will tell on the Kaiser, I'm sure he'll be in the mix soon. And finally...
 
Douchebag Harbaugh Style. Not drafted either but I'm sure it's also just a matter of time...

 
Just wow. 4 FREAKING DAYS AWAY from a groundbreaking LIVE TECMO SEASON EVENT. Tune in on Saturday. 9am PST, at www.twitch.tv/kamphuna8 . You WON'T want to miss this...

Well done sir. 

you gotta turn the volume way the fuck up to get the proper effect on this vid:
 

*BUMP*  The true answers to all of Tecmo Superbowls "WHY'S" are right here^^^  This is mostly a guide for the beginners who are just starting to get into this great game.  Anyone who calls themselves a veteran in this game { @kamphuna8 @manYo720 } learned about these facts along time ago.  This is one of the first things they teach you.  It's always a pleasure to pass on what the Tecmo gods have passed on to me.  
 
                           @davefmurray @red98sethuthut @mort1237 and @Knobbe ...you four probably needed this refresher course.  

If the white in his face shield is from anyone, it's the reflection of Johnny Johnson comin' at L.T. like a locomotive at 100 mph about to run his b!tch ass over!!!!!!!!  And you're gonna be the coach stuck on the sidelines witnessing all this game 1 wonderin' how the fucc your gonna stop em'.  Yo a$$ iz MINE Kamp.
 

If the white in his face shield is from anyone, it's the reflection of Johnny Johnson comin' at L.T. like a locomotive at 100 mph about to run his b!tch ass over!!!!!!!!  And you're gonna be the coach stuck on the sidelines witnessing all this game 1 wonderin' how the fucc your gonna stop em'.  Yo a$$ iz MINE Kamp.
 

^^^You may all be wondering why Lawrence Taylor is white in @kamphuna8's sig??????????  Well, again, L.T. had contractual disputes over how many times they could show him in a freeze frame at any one point in the game, so without batting an eye, Johnny Johnson took it upon himself to fill in and replace L.T. as the model for the intimidating L.T. stance.  Tecmo knew there would be controversy over the move, but also knew they would not be able to find anybody else who was that intimidating, captivating, and credible to replace him in the short time before the "Greatest Tourney of ALL TIME" took place.  Once again Johnny Johnson saved the day and even agreed to wear #56 for the photo shoot.