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~Tailback King~

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  1. Well pay attention this year, because now I have one of the best, if not THE best offensive line blocking for him 🚘🚖🚍🚔🚍
  2. Any time you wanna come out here and get used as Johnny Johnson's practice dummy, I'll be happy to oblige ya 😁
  3. Tune in June 24th for the CFT {Cascadia F**k!n Tecmo} Tourney in Seattle to see some "real sh!t". It's going on all day, and if you wanna see the most dynamic and dominant offensive weapon do what no other Tailback in the history of Tecmobowl can, tune in that Saturday in June. ~TBK (Ya don't know who this is.. ya better ask somebody)
  4. Johnny Johnson should have gone in the 1st without question... but I did like the part about Prince being able to translate dolphin 😂
  5. Thanx for the extensive and brilliant write up for the Cardinals!!!🤣 ..If revenge is a dish best served cold, you better get yo self a bigger silver spoon!!! 🖕😁🥄
  6. Had to pull this outta the ARCHIVES!!! Damn..the PNW sure could talk some sh!t!!! I miss these dayz... {p.s. RIP to RAZOR RAMON}
  7. I just need everyone to know who won the {OFFICIAL} Season 5 CFT Rushing Title ...and it wasn't even close 🏆
  8. I think Randall & you CHEEFT a lil' to much the day before the tourney 🍻
  9. I miss these dayz............................................It seems so long ago
  10. Great Tourney all around!!! .................it was actually done early, which has NEVER been done before! And just for the record, I beat Ptitteri (pronounced Pee-titt-ery) also known as Pete. He, like so many others before him, just couldn't stop the MAGIC that is JOHNNY JOHNSON.
  11. PLAYERS [jobs]: 1. Tailback King [Mayhem Dojo decor rearranger] .......cuzz I'ma drop in that dojo like the nuke over Nagasaki and BLOW UP THE SPOT!!!!!!!! You b!tchez better tie up your big boy boots!!!!! (p.s. The "GOLDEN CHILD RULE" where everybody gets one 'untouchable player' needs to go into effect immediately)
  12. HOLY $#!T...What typa crazy, draft day, player stealin', team swappin', rule breakin', tecmo cluster fuck typa $#!t is THIS??! Damn Kamp, I got dizzy just reading your review........I can't imagine havin' ta write it!!! 😁 (...or play in it 👀)
  13. *BUMP* @hankthetank ..................this goes to all you other b!tchez in the tournament too!!!!!!!!!! ......especially @bruddog
  14. Uhhhhhhh........the Cardinals should be 1st in every offensive catagory..........why you might ask???....because Johnny Johnson on the muthaphukk!n' team. NUFSAID.
  15. Well if "so I can whip Tailback King's a$$ at Tecmo" means gettin' stomped, stuffed, and smashed by Johnny Johnson for 15 ta 20 minutes while your Tecmo soul slowly bleeds and oozes outta your thumb and the pours of your skin in the most painful and humiliating way possible,................then yes, it would be fun to hang out with you too...but then it'll be kinda hard to hitchhike with two broken thumbs, a bruised ego, and a sore a$$ from Johnny Johnson kickin' the $#!t out of it.
  16. *BUMP* ..........WOW. I must be a fu**!n' fortune teller. McVay's a fuccin idiot. I hope they trade Gurley to SEATTLE. Then they can keep C.J. Anderson and see how good they do next year...the Rams wouldn't even make the playoffs. SMFH.
  17. Weak. I quit watching after Gurley didn't get the ball once in the first series. What's funny is that the Rams are gonna lose if that really happens, and that seems to be the trend. McVay's tryin' to get to fucc!n' cute. Stick to what got you there, which is getting the ball to Gurley 25 to 30 times by any means........they don't, they lose. It's that simple.
  18. @PockyCandy....What are the odds....this was the game in '87 where Johnny was out. He was injured the game before. Oh well, nice try. You find anything in '88, that's the year he was second in the nation in total yards....'87 he was just a wideout.
  19. Hey................I'll be in Cleveland, the home of Kevin Mack, tomorrow...I'm a see a Browns game with one of my homies...we got good prices on tixx, and it might be snowing!!! I'm definitley wearin' my Kevin Mack jersey to the game....BTW, our seats are in the DOGG POUND. Call ya and tell ya bout it when I get home.
  20. @kamphuna8.......Really Kamp, you had to show the 4 turnover shut out game??! ?....At least Johnson got them fumbles outta his system.
  21. THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is some real TECMO O.G's doin they SHEEEYATEEE!!! Best of the Northwest........ {CLASS!C} I watched the whole thang, both games...pretty fuCC!n' entertaining. @~Tailback King~ vs @kamphuna8 & @manYo720 vs @fairfensheeding.......2 for the price of 1, split screen Pac NW rivalries...can't get much better than that. Props to @kamphuna8 for pioneerin' this $#!t. Mixing Fantasy Football with Tecmo Superbowl set the bar, and will be the new way Tecmo Tourney's are done. Anything else just won't cut it anymore.
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