~Tailback King~

Johnny wanted 2.5 mil and the Winers would only give him 1.5 and he was like fucc u. And yes, Johnny causes damage of EVERY KIND!!! His coaches see this unreal dynamic offensive talent and don't know what the fucc ta do with it. That goes for one chromosome off from being retarded Coach Bugel, Kotite, Just pass Pete, or that old fucc from San Jose State Claude Gilbert who kicked him of the team in '89........and that was one year after he had just come in 2nd in the nation in ALL PURPOSE YARDS. the ONLY player on the planet who was better that year in college football was Barry...and we all know how good of an '88 campaign he had. So yes,...Johnny causes damage in every way, to the coaches who don't know how to use em', to the teams that don't wanna pay em', to the defenses that had to tackle um', and to the unlucky Tecmobowl Tourney opponents who have to stop um'......and when it comes to being the most physically talented, menacing, and most dominating player on the field, Johnny's gonna do what he always does, and get his!!!.....even if he was never surrounded by a stellar supporting cast or a coach who knew what the fucc they were doing.......................................................................... .......................................................I sometimes think about what coulda or woulda happened if Johnny Johnson and Emmitt Smith in some Rick and Morty typa alternate universe had their professional roles switched........You think Emmitt woulda been as good on the Cardinals his rookie year and had 900+ yards in 9 games and made a Probowl??? I just don't see it.................Now, put Johnson on that Cowboys team in 1990, with that offensive line???........Yeah, that's my point. It's not even a comparison.

@manYo720.....the best Tailback, wide receiver, slotback, tight end, kick returner, punt returner, or any other position you wanna make up belongs to Johnny Johnson.......you can tickle Bo's balls and tell yo self a million times he's the best offensive weapon in the game, but when you sleep at night, your nightmares will tell you the truth.......Manyo, you and everybody else will have to deal with the fact that Johnny Johnson behind one of the best offensive lines in the game is gonna absolutely demolish and devour every defense in front of him........you betta ask @buck if ya don't believe me.......and you can believe DAT. Sincerely, ~T.B.K.

"PEOPLE AND PATRONS OF THE TECMOBOWL REPUBLIC.....IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF COACH TAILBACK'S TEAM NOW,....YOU WILL BE...............YOU.........WILL.......BE" @madmanyo360 I hope your WATCHIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...no. I guarantee Bo doesn't scare any of my opponents as much as Johnny does...there'a sumthin' in tecmo Manyo that you dont seem to undastand...and sumthin bout talent that people seem ta miss......hidden stats.....yo boy has NONE.....whatcha c iz whatcha get wit Bo.....Johnny on the other hand........

This is SPORTS bigg homie!!!............It's ALL a fuCC!n' competition. 2nd place is just the 1st loser

Madison ain't got NOTHIN' on this.

$$$10.00$$$ buy in IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now to the Draft!!!!!!!!!!!! See ya'll b!tchezzzzz on 4/20 @ 4:20

Is there anyone who's NOT COOL with a ten dollar by in?????????? State your name, so I can pi$$ on your car tire when you show up to the Tournament. @kamphuna8 seems to think it's not a good idea to have an entry fee.....I, on the other hand, seem to think a ten dollar cover ain't $#!t since all the other tourney's are SEVERELY over priced anywhere from 20 to 30 bucks. My approach is everybody throws 10 bucks in a hat (not my Cardinals hat) and winner takes ALL!!! You got a problem with that "SUCC IT"

@kamphuna8..........Man, what a lineup!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got some ballerz 'n' da house.....especially ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Call me right now!!!......I just touched down from New Orleans, and I'm recovering from WRESTLEMANIA.......I'll be here for awhile.

Move over MADISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's GRIT CITY GARAGE BIIIIIIIIIIIIII(brrrrrrrrrrrp)IIIIITCH!!!!!

^^^All I gotta say is I sure as hell wasn't controlling Johnny Johnson...........or that game end stat woulda' looked more like 20 for 272.

How bout the word "MADDEN" never gets uttered on this thread again ayyye?????

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just an idea,.......Since this is gonna be such a big and EPIC event, I think we should do the draft LIVE. And for the people who can't make it, just have them connect live on Discord....It would be an excuse to do some day~drankin' and hang with the Brothahood while making our 'crucial' picks, before we have ta get down to business on the 28th of July....................just a thought thats' been tossed around but should be concrete. (like maybe in mid-May)

I've never thrown an interception.....mainly because of the fact that I've never thrown.

Manyo's in.......now where's @SirTed????? Ted.........there comes a time in a man's life when he has to quit pussyfootin' around and just show up...now's the time. It shouldn't be hard because you have plenty of time from now to July 28th to make sure it's o.k with your wife.......

You can expect to see the real JJ, Johnny Johnson, the originator and the master of the JJ Master skillz, using his JJ Master skillz to beat down Dallas and snatch the Championship Trophy right outta the hands of Kampuna on his home COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On Friday night you betta go to bed early

Well I guess you won't have to worry about dying then ..I.. Ha hA Ha!!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMIT KAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pick yo Dallas Texas sized yarblez off the ground and make it {OFFICIAL}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After I put a foot in all you muthaphukkaz a$$es, I'll have a nice winners pot to use as gas money for driving my a$$ all the way up ta TACOMA....$10.00 Kamp!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it happen!!!!! It's better than DT's $25.00!!! Look at it that way if you're havin' a moral delema about it.

PINNED B!TCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's my new quote. (said in a Rick Sanchez typa voice)

Don't forget to mention the thing you forgot to mention................$10.00 buy in, winner take all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could it be???????????? Is my boy BACC????!!! ........................................I think Jack Johnson just answered that question for me.

PINN THIS.

I seriously considered all out RETIREMENT after getting eliminated from the tournament playoffs without even losing (a fukk!n TIE) ..but that isn't my style. A tie shouldn't cause a double elimination and that whole shady ass scenario was FUCC!N WEAK. If I took one thing away from that BULL$#!T, it's that you can't leave it up to the fucc!n REFS, just win so they can't say $#!t. There needs to be some kinda CONCRETE RULE devised for when this situation happens or I ain't steppin' foot in Washington for another Tourney again. Sincerely, ~T.B.K (p.s. All and all, it was a great tournament until it got marred by that bull$#!t elimination call at the end)

You didn't lose all the Johnny Johnson footage you said you saved............DID YOU?????????????????????!!!

C~yall muthaphukkaz' tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope ya'll ready.......cuzz I am.