~Tailback King~

I can smell the fear from all of you from 4 dayz away.....(ponder that b!tchez!) ...especially from @kamphuna8......he's gonna be victim #1

DAMN....................I just realized this Tourney's got over 10,000 views! {OFFICIALLY} EPIC.

I'll say it one more time...........................................................BEWARE of the RHINOCEROS PACKAGE!!! Ya'll can't say I didn't warn ya...

WHAT VID???????????????????????????????????????????????????

If the white in his face shield is from anyone, it's the reflection of Johnny Johnson comin' at L.T. like a locomotive at 100 mph about to run his b!tch ass over!!!!!!!! And you're gonna be the coach stuck on the sidelines witnessing all this game 1 wonderin' how the fucc your gonna stop em'. Yo a$$ iz MINE Kamp.

^^^You may all be wondering why Lawrence Taylor is white in @kamphuna8's sig?????????? Well, again, L.T. had contractual disputes over how many times they could show him in a freeze frame at any one point in the game, so without batting an eye, Johnny Johnson took it upon himself to fill in and replace L.T. as the model for the intimidating L.T. stance. Tecmo knew there would be controversy over the move, but also knew they would not be able to find anybody else who was that intimidating, captivating, and credible to replace him in the short time before the "Greatest Tourney of ALL TIME" took place. Once again Johnny Johnson saved the day and even agreed to wear #56 for the photo shoot.

*BUMP* The true answers to all of Tecmo Superbowls "WHY'S" are right here^^^ This is mostly a guide for the beginners who are just starting to get into this great game. Anyone who calls themselves a veteran in this game { @kamphuna8 @manYo720 } learned about these facts along time ago. This is one of the first things they teach you. It's always a pleasure to pass on what the Tecmo gods have passed on to me. @davefmurray @red98sethuthut @mort1237 and @Knobbe ...you four probably needed this refresher course.

@gripsmoke...............Where the f%*k is GRIPSMOKE??? Does Gripsmoke even know where Gripsmoke is???

Oh, you were Hi???.......my bad. We call that the Cough 'N' Comeback!!!!!!!

@kamphuna8..........you on?????????? hung over I take it...........Sounds like a time for the famous PUKE AND RALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think we've both mastered the art of that. But I learned from the master!!!!!

"I would except your challenge.......if you were a challenge???" ...damn "But unfortunately that's not the case???" ...oh shit "However, I'd be more than happy to take another hunned dallaz from you???" ...ewwww, uh uh "Randy Fairfield, I'm BETTER AT LIFE than you......and TECMO TOO???" ...MUTHAPHUKKA ? In the original {OFFICIAL} words of @SirTed...................................................OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hear the rumblings of a heavyweight title FIGHT!!!!!

*BUMP* @manYo720 Rivalry re~kindled.

"A hush fell over the stadium as Randy slowly took off his headset, and turned toward the tunnel, a single tear rolled down his cheek as he looked up at the night sky and whispered one name.......................................Manyoooooooo" ~absolutely fuCC!n' {CLASSIC} sh!t talk, which deserves a plaque~

@kamphuna8......that was the proffesor

OH MY GOD.........I completely forgot about the Manyo, Randy rivalry/debacle......that was some {CLASSIC} s#!t talk and banter right there that almost made me shed a lil' tear. There's NO QUESTION you 2 gotta score to settle.

What the fuCC??????? I'ma have to use that vs you Kamp in game 1

@gripsmoke.............where ya @????????????????????????? Call me muthaph***a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just 5 dayz till the 2 Portland's finest ballerz cross the border to foreign territory and BLOW UP da SPOT. (Tacoma that is)

OH $#!T.....................We're in single digits b!tchez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All you who enter this Tournament BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......of the RHINOCEROS PACKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just made a breakthrough in this game that ALL my opponents need to be VERY worried about ?

All I gotta say is 3 words.................................................."Jim Jensen BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

^^^I'm just gonna pretend Aikman is Marino when I'm throwin to the Marks' Bros. and see what happens. Chances are, the result will be better than Rosenbach to Muthaphukka or Green.....just a hunch.

You bet your a$$ he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best GIF I've ever seen buy the way. Johnny Johnson also agrees.

I got 10 to 15 on it.......hopefully 10......but hey, if I gotta put 15, then I'll just put 5 bucc's on the game vs Manyo and whoop his a$$ with the Cardinals for it ?

OH $#!T......................It's gettin REAL out here!!! When the 2's dropped off the jerzeys, it just hit me how close we are to this EPIC first time in Tecmo Tourney history event. Buckle up B!tchezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (p.s. Oh by the way @kamphuna8, you do have the a 1st place Trophy inscribed with my name in GOLD just incase the inevitable happens right?)