buttdouglas

David, this being my first experience with the game stream proper, I have to say it's top-notch quality featuring some luscious faces to look at in regards to Mr. Bailey & Mr. Knobbe. I always wondered what it was like on the other side of the screen, and it's far superior to some professional streams I've seen out there. And I'm not just saying that out of guilt for the time you drove me to and fro the Badger Bowl looking for my wallet that was on my hotel bed the whole time.

-In what is sure to send a seismic ripple through the Tecmo world, rocking the foundation to its core: For those 2.5 people who care, after my exit Saturday I announced my retirement from competitive tournament Tecmo. I'll still play recreationally, help plan tournaments and attend/support events (Madison, NYC, etc) in a non-playing capacity whenever possible, but I found that I'm at the point in my Tecmo career where I have legitimately twice as much fun (if not more) watching the gauntlet of tournament games instead of playing in them. Not salty about it, not woe-is-me, nothing like that. I'm involved in Tecmo to have fun and I have significantly more fun watching/analyzing/discussing Tecmo than actually playing.

 

I care!! Am I the .5?

I understand completely. Heck, I'm not sure I've ever qualified myself as more than a lucky "participant" (not competitor, not player, etc.) I started studying it out of college boredom and writing nostalgically (word?) about my childhood with it before I realized it was a "thing" and went to check it out. It's probably not the smartest thing to only play Tecmo once a year, and play it at Madison, but I still have a helluva time and am lucky to have rubbed shoulders with some of the names above. I'm generally sore about missing this year after basking in these recaps, just had too many things bumping up too close to each other, but as long as some of the rumors I've heard about aren't true I'll make my triumphant return as 8th seed in Group ## next year!

Wife: "Is there a Madison tournament this year?"
Me: "I think so..."
Wife: "Are you going?"
Me: "Should I?"
Wife: "Yes, please god, yes, you need to get out of the house, go, is it this weekend? Next weekend? WHEN IS IT"

Not to distract from that arousing nice picture of Regulator, but the "Mamba" is an actor whose name we spelled wrong on the cards.  I think he may have started a new Glamour Shots trend, though, that will be hard to restrain.

 

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2348807/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

Who could forget his career-defining roles as "Criminalist", "Resident" and "Disdainful Man"

I think the Tecmo Gods picked the wrong guy to write a Tecmo book

Also, on my behalf, be sure to thank our cab driver Charlotte for the wonderful company as we soared in the night across the agonizingly straight gravel roads, of which it seemed our 15-passenger van would go all the way to the edge of the earth and fall off the side.

As wtf as that photo is, I feel I have to come on here and show respect for how expertly and classy it was photographed. Subtle; it says so much with so little (clothing).

And respect also for the event as a whole. What a great night and great addition to Tecmo lore! Your hard work paid off, North Dakota! I'll be back to visit the Hall of Fame with my nephew, once he's old enough.

My Priceline negotiator booked into the Vista Inn off 94, probably not good proximity to anything at all but I know how quickly Fargo hotels can book up...

Have the rosters been filled out? My travel buddy and fellow Semi-Pro Tecmo player Lodgefather has also emerged out of hibernation more grizzly than ever

ButtDouglas is a native Minnesotan. We would be glad to take him on as a proud member of team MN. That would move ArtVandelay to Team World and leave one spot needing to be filled.

Wow! I am humbled. It would feel much more fitting to try and help Minnesota make it to a final game before ultimately choking.

GNNAAARRGGHGHGYYAAAAAARRRGHHHH WHOOO WAKES BUTT DOUGLAS FROM HIS PEACEFUL SLUMBER??? RAAWWRRGGH *THRASH* *SMASH* *BUBBLY FART*

Ok I'm settled down now.

Usually I hear my name when it's called in the wilderness, but somehow I missed this entire thread.

Someone needs an extra team member? This seems like my kind of tournament--I'm usually only good for one quarter before I naturally implode under nerves, self-doubt and a lingering sense of constant failure brought on by my father growing up.

Love this, as a younger sports game fan this was my jam in the mid-90s before Tecmo took over. Expos are my favorite in the original game, nice to see the '94 team (which got robbed by the dang strike) get some representation.

Interesting to see no teams were at their best in 1987 though (as a Twins fan I would have picked 1991 for them also, just something I noticed).

One last thing: after spending 12 hours surveying both rooms of a combined 256 competitors and watching ample amounts of Tecmo play, I have concluded that:

Flo is the greatest Tecmo player of all time.

Once again, for the third year in a row, the highlight of my 2014 so far was the Gathering of the Tecmalos. Not going to talk about my games because...well, #1 I played Mort in my first game and #2 Dave was giving me googly eyes from the stage and cramping my style. But really, can't say I've ever had a better time losing a Tecmo game than I did against Mort. Class act, and still the one true Tecmo icon I still get sweaty palms around.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE who bought one of my "literary" experiments. Hopefully most of you got my personalized letter and chicken-scratched autograph that I probably should have practiced before arrival. I really scrambled to get it done for you guys because I love you all so much and you deserve it; so as it states in there, excuse my typos and glaring technical errors. I've wanted to be a writer since reading ghost stories under the sheets as a kid. If you want to know how much I love Tecmo...then just consider that I somehow whipped up a story about it for my first ever published work.

JOSH...if you ever apologize to me again for allowing my book to be a prize to the Tecmo Elite, I will personally sign up for another Tecmo tournament and devalue it with my poor performance like I always do. But of course I'll do that anyway for Tecmo XI.

Severely disappointed I couldn't join the party at the Plaza (I still owe Leonardite a shot from IX...trust me Leonard, I don't forget!). Really need to get into the ND fold somehow...I went to UND, does that count?? Hopefully next year the Tecmo gods will push back Daylight savings an extra day so our ghetto bus doesn't leave so goddamn early in the morning. 

Keep in touch! Can't wait for the Mount Olympus that is the Madison Tecmo Tournament to open up again and let peasants like me inside to rub shoulders for a day.

Thanks for the shout-out Flo! It's the best I could have hoped for considering MORT is in my group 

So gentlemen, if there's ONE player you'd like to face in play at Madison, who would it be and why?

I had Sobhi in my bracket last year, but of course that meant I needed to win to stay on the same side of the bracket as him. Would love to have had my buttcheeks reddened by him.

Well, shoot. Here I am again, way in over my head, but it's all good because I love peeing next to guys like Leonardite and D Murray. As I have not picked up an NES controller since March 2013, are there any plans in the works for MN delegates to do some warm-up?

Also, it appears my bearded bro and I may not be able to do our annual Megabus adventure due to the current cost/benefit analysis I just did. Is there a carpool situation from Minny that we could chip in on? Keep in mind we're like 2 and a half people (no offense, Lodge)

Don't worry everyone, I did in fact sign up for this tournament

Hello. You can add Lodgefather and me to the list of attendees. Love the Chatterbox choice!

I could only show up for a few hours, but I had a good time without even being in the tourney. Great job setting it up 8-Bit! Wish I could have met you personally and gotten involved, but it's probably for the best as I was feeling humbled by my quick Madison exit. Good time talking with MN guys and our training buddy Jesse had a nice showing. I'll be sure to watch out for Millard's Mayhem Part Deux...

Mr. Isgood, you always give me reasons to stay entertained on the internet. Thanks for sharing this with us!

One time I put Johnny Johnson in as return man and he got injured on the first return of the season, and then I ran 400 yards with Wolfley and then I realized my pipe was empty so I shut the game off.

I am pretty sure Leonardite got at least 2 women pregnant.

I know he at least had one girl pulling Jerry Glanville cards out of her bra

Right in my backyard! Need to smooth out some rough edges before I play public Tecmo again, however. Would be nice to spectate some homegrown talent and scarf down some wings, though.

That was incredible, moulds! It was great meeting you and getting to know everyone else better as well. In today's age, it's a big deal to be a Twitter legend...so I don't take that lightly

Also, that video was awesome. I'll watch it over and over again and never get sick of it. But mostly just to hear Murray say 'Dutt Bouglas is in the house'