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  1. We can arrange drinks at this establishment next time. Might be a prime location for the meet and greet players party. Also, this "to be continued..." business had me primed and ready. Hope I don't use the entire bottle before the second half is published.
  2. I really can't say enough about the people that came from all over to this ridiculous thing. I would take a grazing bullet to the calf for all the people that finished BM, even @ImFlo. However, the real heroes are the Conjurer (there is only one), the band Low Speed Chase, and my amazing Mom, who made 25 lbs. of pulled pork that was completely gone by sunrise. Beef had his chance to change his moniker to another type of animal flesh, but he stayed with the red meat. @Beef Juice was my player hero of Burning Mort. That 40-year-old man traveled by car solo from Iowa, embraced the experience both days, had his teammates quit because they couldn't handle the copious amounts of drink, then continued to soldier on through every round with vigor. True BM competitor. There are shimmering moments for each and every person that came to the experience. I'd like to share a few of the phrases or action items from people at BM that I jotted down the days after. These may or may not be exact, but pretty sure my mind was lucid as could be. @Leonardite, after BM commenced and looking at the effigy -- "I mean, don't you think we should burn the cock?" Beef Juice, after his teammates ghosted him after round 2 -- "Beef for one?" @segathonsov, after the NBA Jam Cabinet was revealed in the enclosed trailer throws his arms in the air and states, "How do they know my dreams before I do?" Josh 2.0, when playing the final round to bring home the BM championship -- "Fuck this fucking dildo, man. I mean, seriously. Fuck this thing." @averagetsbplayer, arrived completely drunk off the plane from wherever he was coming in from to meet us the night before BM, then asking randoms in the street at 2am -- "Hey you. Is it pronounced FarGO, or FarJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? Flo, during the 4 hours of setup time it took for the BM crew to get ready, painted some "happy little trophies" sitting next to the beer kegs while the breeze blew through his hair. Those trophies are the shit, by the way. Then, after the final ceremonies and yours truly taking home two of the trophies, he stated, "You selfish prick." The Conjurer, after eating his 8th pork sandwich, "This pork fucks." Tucker came in after another engagement to join the experience in the afternoon, autojoined Team Beef, then started to drink heavily. After the closing ceremonies he states, "Now let's get drunk!" @DionBoespflug, when looking at the 12 different types of fruit phalli before BM grabs one and says, "This is a nice, earthy dick." @SammieSmith33, coined the PCB (People's Champ's Brother) at BM, deserves every accolade in the book. His gymnastic/Russian hybrid high-kicks during LSC were inspiring. During the blindfold round, he got real close and whispered soft, sweet nothings into my ear while I was playing, one time saying, "Right in the A works every time." @sonofpatbeach, during the Mortgasm round, "Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get ready! I can feel one coming on!" Burning Mort week is like Christmas, Chanukah, Chinese New Year, Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa and Bodhi Day wrapped into one. I'm so very excited for BMIV. There are still some tricks left that we haven't performed and some themes yet to unearth. We can only hope they please the Conjurer.
  3. The Monday after Burning Mort is always a great disappointment. When will BM finally be recognized as the national holiday it deserves to be? Fuck it. Here's some pics.
  4. Switching it up to start this year. Starting the festivities at Pixeled Brewery. 1100 Northern Pacific Ave Suite 101, Fargo, ND 58102 That being said, you know we always get to Poundtown at some point.
  5. This kind of in-depth face comparison is fucking amazing. You are the @bruddog of face recognition.
  6. If I ate poontang for breakfast, lunch and supper (not that I don't), my taste buds would grow weary. Such is the dilemma with the Tecmo gods and the game of Tecmo. It's time to explore other areas, if you follow my analogy.
  7. Revised definitions of terms the Tecmo world should be aware of in preparation for BM III: JJ = Jungle Juice Juicing = Drinking Jungle Juice Lurch = Slurping Jungle Juice
  8. Holy Shit. To Do List: ☑️ Nothing ◻️ Everything
  9. 66 Days, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds. Going to be dripping with Beef Juice this year. The ND crew is going to take a weekend jaunt to Connecticut to grab all of @arncoem's shit valuable possessions to have it on display. Lots of good stuff there. Also, be on the lookout, motherfuckers, cause Bryce (Heavy Drinker, aka @DionBoespflug) is now adding championship games to his arsenal. He'll outdrink, outsmoke, and outplay you, then he'll take his shirt off.
  10. We will be dedicating one entire round in particular after your fabulous ideas. The round shall not be named here, but if you want to send a jiggly care package our way, we'll make sure to put the contents to good use. Your keg gathering abilities will be missed.
  11. It's official! June 8, 2019 BMIII: Weekend at Bernie Mort
  12. Just shaved off a quick 38 days. Hopefully that gives you enough mental prep time.
  13. Burning Mort III The Premier Tecmo Experience of 2019 June 8, 2019 This will be a Tecmoish experience similar to two others from previous years-- a completely outdoor extravaganza -- the third if its kind. Burning Mort will be a Tribal event, but forming a team will not be necessary. Your team will be chosen by the Tecmo Gods at the Burning Mort Experience. Friday, June 7 Tecmo Social Location TBD Starts at 7:30 Drinks and shenanigans Meet and greet the ND Tecmo Greats in person Get your ND merch autographed (lottery draw) Saturday, June 8 Burning Mort Leonard, North Dakota Location: 46°39'13.48"N; 97°18'31.03"W (https://goo.gl/maps/GyKiTFQAW732) Play starts at sometime Play ends at sometime later Experience extends until dawn and ends only when you want it to Cost will be $50. Included in the cost: Player's pack, Playing Time, 1 Meal (Meat), All the Beer You Can Drink, Snacks, The Experience All info will be shared here, but more importantly will be visible at: Burningmort.com Burning Mort is an outdoor Tecmo "Experience". Mark it on your calendars as such
  14. We can dance. We can dance. Everybody take off their pants.
  15. Tecmo Madison is bigger than life. When I think about a full weekend without any adult responsibilities, it makes me so grateful for the 1st Madison put on by the Holzbauers at The Plaza and for DFM to literally cart his ass across the country to run it like a boss. This event keeps the dream alive for many of us. Not the dream of winning at Tecmo, but the one where I lose valiantly at Tecmo and become heavily influenced by adult beverage. Cheers to Tecmo Madison and to $20 in free Lyft rides.
  16. Before you get all gung-ho on these shirts, bear witness: @ImFlo Use the original serial killer font or GTFO with your knock-offs. I'll take 2 in XL please. ** Adding Straightened version for Flo's t-shirt business to thrive.
  17. Had to make a rash decision based on the discovery of @segathonsov. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263534425376
  18. Had to make a rash decision based on the discovery of @segathonsov. https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.com%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263534425376
  19. I will check my Burning Mort Box O' Shit this weekend. One tub of junk is at my house. However, it is entirely possible that it is still at the Conjurer's Dreamland, because I still have a tote of shit and two tube TVs under a tarp at the sacred grounds. It is also possible that it will never be found again, because it was Burning Mort after all.
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