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It gets harder and harder to get out of group play every year.  I remember the first double elimination (Tecmo IX) you kind of had a feel for which two would advance.  Tecmo X was harder, I'm sure Tecmo XI was even worse (I missed it).  I see groups where 4-5 guys could make the round of 64, which is always my goal and then go from there.
 
Looking forward to it and thanks Bruddog, these are cool writeups.

 
I always bathe myself in Kickare Jaegar 

Great write up Bru!
 
Group 30 is stacked and ready to get weird.  Don't sleep on KDog Kris K either.

I don't want to give anything away here, but it's looking very likely that we will have more women at this tournament than at any other tournament we've had. Just be sure to apply that Tecmo musk liberally beforehand. It's like catnip for those college-aged women. I strongly recommend Acqua di Jaeger.

I've been doing a case study in the recent months on the amount of alcohol consumed versus an increase/decrease in skill displayed. Not only do I know the sweet spot of my tolerance, but I've also increased the amount I can drink and still be functional.
 
Give me IN/MI/OH/IL

Give me the OVER in a runaway!
 
Great read Ryan!

Here is a mid-week look at (fake/theoretical) bets Vegas is taking for Tecmo XII. As a reminder and boring disclaimer: These are for entertainment purposes only, blah blah blah. If  we didn’t mention someone as part of a category, Vegas apologizes (A lot of names to go through).
 
Tecmo XI Champion’s State:
Indiana/Michigan/Ohio/IL 2:1
Wisconsin 5:1
States that touch an Ocean (for clarity- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastal_states): 12:1
Field: 15:1
(For the first time since Vegas opened up bets on Tecmo many years ago, Wisconsin is NOT the favorite to hoist the trophy. With defending Champion Psycho and Tecmo X Champ (who technically never "lost" his crown, either) Regulator leading the charge, this group is loaded. Throw in Matt M (Ind), O'Toole/O'Dell (MI), Mort (IL) and whatever Ohio contingency shows up, the depth here is stronger than it ever has been, even without the Vogt clan. Wisconsin's drop is more aligned with the rise of the other group. Wisconsin is still incredibly formidable, with Chet always at the top of the list, followed by Coconuts (Tecmo XI runner up), Josh H, Orenga, Jeff B, Lucas S, Rico R, Kevin M and Troy H all claiming multiple deep runs in past years. There may be some good value in the Coastal States cluster, though. You get Manyo, Gripsmoke and Bruddog, three west coast guys who are due for a string of big TecmoMadison wins. Arncoem, Louis B, DT, Brian R and many more I'm surely forgetting are also included in this group. The Field bet also has some value. Luke C, Matty D, possibly Gats, 8-Bit, Gerald S, Ashman, Seth B and Noonan are all capable of beating any player in tournament. You also get any international entries, so that's fun.)
 
Will the Winner of Tecmo X be a Repeat Champion?
No +600
Yes -400
(Despite last year featuring a first time winner, Regulator was not in the field. He's back this year and joins previous winners Psycho, Chet, Josh H, Mort, and Kevin M as former champions hoping to claim the last title. This is only a list of 6 guys vs 260+, but betting against this list takes some guts.)
 
0.5 Groups with NEITHER the #1 AND #2 Seed advancing:
Over +1000
Under -800
(Interesting value bet here. We've seen as the years have gone on the field has clearly started to level out, with more unknowns able to show up and win immediately, and some top-tier guys capable of early exits. However, many of those results come in bracket play. Dumpster fires in group play are hard to come by. A good number of 2 seeds fall each year, and we've definitely seen some 1's fail to make it out. But would you bet on a group where both the 1 and 2 fail? If you look at Bruddog's metrics, the demarcation between (at least) the #1 and the rest of the groups is noticeable. Based on the metrics, your *best* chance of hitting this bet based on lack of distance between top and the rest of the group would appear to be in Group 23. Behind that group, the numbers suggest you could see chaos in 8, 21, and 29.)
 
1.5 Group Runners-Up in the Elite 8:
Over +400
Under -350
(Prior to last year, Elite 8 members under this tourney format had gone 96-0 prior to the Elite 8. Psycho finally broke through last year and crashed the party as a group runner-up and won the whole damn thing. With this year's number, do you think the field has leveled off enough that we could see TWO runners-up make the Elite 8? History strongly says "no," but all it takes is for a strong 1-seed to drop a game in group play but make it out and all of a sudden you've got an elite player coming from that #2 line, see: Psycho 2015.)
 
Who Goes Further in Tecmo XII?
Mort or Lou
(This bet holds a lot of intrigue. In Tecmo X and XI, Lou out-performed Mort, reaching the 32 and Sweet 16 respectively. Prior to those performances, Mort had been the monster of the two brothers. So for this bet, do you think recent history holds and Lou continues to rise (rumors continue to swirl that Mort rarely touches the game these days) ... Or does Mort find that extra gear he has had in past years in an attempt to go out on the highest possible note in Madison Tecmo play?)
 
In the Championship-Clinching Game, Point Spread:
Winner -7.5
(In clinching games of Tecmo VIII-XI, the winner won by 12, 11, 10, and 14 points. In games that you assume would be tight because it's the best two players in the world on that day, it appeared that fatigue may have come into play. Last year, however, Psycho won a tight game by just 3 pts over Coconuts. So Vegas puts the number right at the sweet spot. Do you think the clinching game is a 2-score deficit, or do we go out with a classic all-time close game to finish out the Madison run?)
 
0.5 Missed/Blocked Extra Points in Tourney Play:
Over +200
Under -175
(Interesting bet. Extra Points are for the most part automatic, but let’s say there are, what, 486ish games in the tournament? No idea on the average # of TDs scored each game, but let’s be conservative and say 4.  That’s 1,944 extra point attempts on the day. Will any be blocked? As guys consume more alcohol and get sloppy….)
 
Largest Beatdown:
+/-59.5 Pts
(With some quick research help from Bruddog, it appears at least on a cursory glance at past results that Coconuts’ 66-0 win to open play last year is one of, if not the, largest margins of victory we’ve seen. This bet asks if anyone will come within a TD of hitting that number this year. Such a huge number to hit vs a human opponent.)
 
Will any of the Tourney Organizers shed a tear at any point from 10am Saturday until the Plaza closes?
Yes +650
No -750
(While our organizers have shown true professionalism through all 12 tournaments, knowing that this is the finale do you think they get a little misty at any point? This might be a fun bet to place on Yes and then spend the day really trying to lay it on thick about this being over when you talk to them throughout the day)
 
What Will be the Ratio of Musky Scents at Wafting in the Badger Bowl at 9pm?
(Beer/Balls/Breath)
A) 40/30/30
30/40/30
C) 30/30/40
D) 100/100/100
E) Incalculable
 
Who Will Be the Most Famous Celebrity to Make an Appearance?
Barry Sanders +10,000
Markie Post +9,000
Chris Jacke +8,000
Jackie Harris +5,000
Jackie Joyner-Kersee +2,500
Some Guy Who Looks Like Mort +300
No Celebrities -6,000
(For the sake of the bet, any person who is not Barry Sanders, Chris Jacke, Jackie Harris, Jackie Joyner-Kersee or Some Guy Who Looks Like Mort will be labeled as “No Celebrity.” So if Aaron Rodgers shows up, too bad, he’s not a celebrity.)
 
Of the 268 Competitors…
Over/Under 250 with facial hair
(Duh)
 

As a courtesy to those looking for more information on our announcement at Tundra Bowl and on these online threads, the new TundraBowl.com will be launching next week, after Tecmo Madison and #TecmoXII - stay tuned! 

ATL-CLE is interesting.  My gut went to ATL for the better RB/defender, but QB Browns is pretty solid.  I'd probably pick ATL but this is really close.  I may try it in a warm up game this week.
SEA-CLE   I don't think this is close, i'd take CLE for the far superior defense (which is not saying much)
MIN v. RAMS -  This one is really good.  There are a handful of players I've seen play with the Rams a few times live that I probably wouldn't allow to have the RAMS (Daboy, Orenga, Diaz off the top of my head).  I'm also very comfortable with the RAMS.  I could take either.  I probably would take Player 1 or the RAMS in most scenarios depending on the opponent because the RAMS have the far better QB.
MIN v. KC.  This is a KC no brainer for me.  Similar pass games, better QB, far better RBs.  Enough on D to impact MIN's offense.
 

ATL-CLE is interesting.  My gut went to ATL for the better RB/defender, but QB Browns is pretty solid.  I'd probably pick ATL but this is really close.  I may try it in a warm up game this week.
SEA-CLE   I don't think this is close, i'd take CLE for the far superior defense (which is not saying much)
MIN v. RAMS -  This one is really good.  There are a handful of players I've seen play with the Rams a few times live that I probably wouldn't allow to have the RAMS (Daboy, Orenga, Diaz off the top of my head).  I'm also very comfortable with the RAMS.  I could take either.  I probably would take Player 1 or the RAMS in most scenarios depending on the opponent because the RAMS have the far better QB.
MIN v. KC.  This is a KC no brainer for me.  Similar pass games, better QB, far better RBs.  Enough on D to impact MIN's offense.
 

What gives you the impression that you are the 2 seed?  I read somewhere that little is known about Leif Powers gaming skill.  My sense tells me that you are the #1 seed in Group 5 Rico.  But I could be wrong.
 
I'm excited to be in a group with Ashman, and Leonardite!  Anything that involves Dr.Frolf or Leonardite is fun in my book.

HES BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TRY THAT MOVE OUT!

Yes, I can't believe a JJ is going to make the Sportscenter Top 10.  Just rewatched the NFL Films doc to mentally prepare and had forgotten about the Mort oral sex scene until it happened.  Then vomited.

HES BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TRY THAT MOVE OUT!

HES BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TRY THAT MOVE OUT!

 
 
And with that, the conspiracy is born! #TecmoXIII

HES BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TRY THAT MOVE OUT!

HES BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO TRY THAT MOVE OUT!

I've got 3 buddies coming w/me popping their Madison cherries.  One is in this group, and another is in the group with Toolie/Flo/Barry/NickABC.  Couldn't have given them a better experience if I tried.

This all seems so complicated. Just get a VCR and be done with it.
 
#mortlife

I am formally submitting my case to be in the Patrick Healy division:
(1) I've been to Santiago, Chile twice in the past year.
(2) I hook people to clotheslines to let them exercise/run.
(3) I've told women at Madison I'm an architect
(4) I originally thought the Jets kicker was named Pat Healy and then remembered it was Pat Leahy.  (is late onset dislexia real?)
 
Make this happen TecmoGods, and I will provide you with unlimited bounty (Papa Johns coupons).

Only a couple stand out as unbalanced--Steelers/Bears--Bears is the pick every time here, that one should be removed.  Rams v. Saints is the other one.  Rams are far superior.  There are also 2 very iffy ones:  Bucs v. Browns and Falcons v. Broncos.  Bucs and Broncos are better teams when playing MAN v. MAN. 
Search the forum for Mort's Tecmo 1 on 1, he lists a lot of matchups.  There's also a thread on "Which team would you pick" that is good.

I am formally submitting my case to be in the Patrick Healy division:
(1) I've been to Santiago, Chile twice in the past year.
(2) I hook people to clotheslines to let them exercise/run.
(3) I've told women at Madison I'm an architect
(4) I originally thought the Jets kicker was named Pat Healy and then remembered it was Pat Leahy.  (is late onset dislexia real?)
 
Make this happen TecmoGods, and I will provide you with unlimited bounty (Papa Johns coupons).