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Leonardite reacted to Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Burning Mort 5 early outlook
Keys to Beef’s Success:
1. Don’t touch the drums.
2. Don’t smoke anything.
Thanks guys. I had so much fun, even when my incessant drumming cost my troupe’s chances and I smoked myself into the upside-down.
Sincerely,
Beef Juice (3-time last place king)
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Leonardite reacted to DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
A perfect day surrounded by perfect people.
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Leonardite got a reaction from DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Burning Mort is not moving to NYC, but due to a very selfish fetus, it is moving to June 8. We have confirmed it fits with the Conjurer’s busy schedule of drinking to blackout and gambling too much.
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Leonardite got a reaction from DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I’m still knocking the cobwebs loose, so I’m just going to post pictures for now. I’ll throw a more thoughtful post out there later. I think at the moment it suffices to say that there is NOTHING else like Burning Mort - in the Tecmo world or otherwise - and that’s completely because of the people that take part. You are all my heroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjdY-ni9fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5-WYwyZZU
https://youtu.be/Ioeuobm3atA
https://youtu.be/tzWC1l97AIE
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Leonardite reacted to Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Here’s more photos from the weekend.
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Leonardite reacted to ImFlo in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I will not be posting any photos from Burning Mort. I threw my phone in the trash the second I left. You have to start fresh after a weekend like that.
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Leonardite reacted to Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Sometimes Burning Mort will eat its young. My tribe couldn't handle The Conjurer's madness and quit, leaving Beef Tribe a one man army. But then a brave warrior appeared. He called himself "Tucker" and fought with pride. Alas, Beef Tribe would win no points. The Conjurer kindly gave us 5 points so we did not leave the sacred ground complete losers, just mostly losers.
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Leonardite reacted to segathonsov in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
There are no words for how great Burning Mort is. The surprises and the level of detail is out of this world. Case in point, Conjurer draws phallic vegetables and fruits with our names on them out of a sack to pick teams, every veggie is different.
I'll post the closing ceremony and a better recap later but I still have no voice and look haggard. I was buying a lot of groceries yesterday and the check out lady asked if my kids were back from COLLEGE.
The Conjurers magic comes at a cost to your life force aging you 15 years in a single night.
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Leonardite got a reaction from segathonsov in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I’m still knocking the cobwebs loose, so I’m just going to post pictures for now. I’ll throw a more thoughtful post out there later. I think at the moment it suffices to say that there is NOTHING else like Burning Mort - in the Tecmo world or otherwise - and that’s completely because of the people that take part. You are all my heroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjdY-ni9fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5-WYwyZZU
https://youtu.be/Ioeuobm3atA
https://youtu.be/tzWC1l97AIE
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Leonardite got a reaction from kamphuna8 in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I’m still knocking the cobwebs loose, so I’m just going to post pictures for now. I’ll throw a more thoughtful post out there later. I think at the moment it suffices to say that there is NOTHING else like Burning Mort - in the Tecmo world or otherwise - and that’s completely because of the people that take part. You are all my heroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjdY-ni9fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5-WYwyZZU
https://youtu.be/Ioeuobm3atA
https://youtu.be/tzWC1l97AIE
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Leonardite reacted to DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
The Monday after Burning Mort is always a great disappointment. When will BM finally be recognized as the national holiday it deserves to be?
Fuck it. Here's some pics.
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Leonardite reacted to arncoem in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Wow amazing !
I see Man crushes all over the place In those photos!
I’m still trying to get there though- left 2 weeks ago but nobody will pick up a hitchhiker dressed as a 70s pimp holding cardboard sign “going to Leonard ND- if don’t know where that is go suck off a donkey”
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Leonardite got a reaction from Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I’m still knocking the cobwebs loose, so I’m just going to post pictures for now. I’ll throw a more thoughtful post out there later. I think at the moment it suffices to say that there is NOTHING else like Burning Mort - in the Tecmo world or otherwise - and that’s completely because of the people that take part. You are all my heroes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUjdY-ni9fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr5-WYwyZZU
https://youtu.be/Ioeuobm3atA
https://youtu.be/tzWC1l97AIE
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Leonardite reacted to kamphuna8 in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I know that a Burning Mort cannot be explained but experienced and I must experience it before the conjurer's flames extinguish eternally...
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Leonardite reacted to segathonsov in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
The Grand Conjurer powers grow in the Peace Garden State.
The tecmo gods at Burning Mort are more powerful yet powerless when the Grand Conjurer hold court.
His magic flute is listed as a weapon of mass procreation
It is said that under his mask a whole civilization of tiny Fergies and Joshua Duhamels prosper
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Leonardite reacted to Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Let's get weird again
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Leonardite reacted to ImFlo in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Are you telling me to eat ass?
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Leonardite reacted to DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
It's time to shake off the cobwebs.
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Leonardite reacted to Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I'm coming for sure. Looking to meet up with Sega and SammieSmith the rest of the way up.
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Leonardite reacted to arncoem in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Preparations for “freezing louis- winter 2021” are underway.
Location - Check my yard at shop
couch - to sit on (sleeps 2 comfortably): see photo. Think it’s windshield washer fluid in front of it - maybe smurf spank bank
(no FUCKING clue where that couch came from wasn’t here this morning when I left!)
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Leonardite reacted to arncoem in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I would say it was your Urine that splashed the brim of my hat at 2am when the roof of Mort’s minivan almost caved in on Joey & i- when I looked out the window to see if a tree fell in it - nope just at 6 foot 8 of Josh H pissing off it. I did lie then that the stream just missed me - but now long enough has passed I can admit the stream of Holtzbauer jungle juice did indeed hit the straw hat I had on.
- yet again another reason why Burning Mort was the best weekend of my life!!
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Leonardite reacted to arncoem in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I would love to attend again this year but being Neil is a newly married man I don’t think his wife would be ok w it after last year & the long “nap” Neil & I shared at his apartment before my flight home.
Have a great time & to Neil... we will always have Fargo naptime ....
..,,,, freezing Louis, winter 2020 in Connecticut
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Leonardite got a reaction from DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
When did he start?