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  1. Knobbe

    NFL 2018-2019 Season Discussion

    Some offensive lineman love
  2. Knobbe

    Worst Players in Tecmo

    Something tells me this is something Leif Powers has already done. Pulled from TSBTool *Criteria* Players who can't be moved around evaluated per position (RILB, ROLB, Center, etc) Players who can move around evaluated by position (All WRs evaluated together) Players out of position aren't included (Aubrey Matthews and his 19 Max Speed is a WR, not a RB) ================================================================= QB based on combination of pass control, pass speed, and max speed QB1 steve GROGAN patriots #14 25 69 6 13 19 25 31 44 [1 3 2 ] QB1 jim HARBAUGH bears #4 25 69 13 13 44 25 56 25 [3 5 2 ] Steve Grogan is universally regarded as the worst player in the game and has the lowest Pass Control, Passing Speed, and Max Speed of any QB in the game. Harbaugh and his 25 Pass Control grabs the other spot but you can make an argument for the slightly better passing Jeff George and his 6 MS. Cody Carlson is your worst backup though if you consider MS highly in these decisions it's Jim McMahon. ================================================================= RB based on combination of Max Speed, Hitting Power, and receiving RB3 kenneth DAVIS bills #23 38 69 25 19 50 31 [5 2 7 2 ] RB4 don SMITH bills #30 38 69 25 19 50 31 [3 3 8 2 ] RB3 leroy HOARD browns #33 44 69 25 31 50 25 [3 1 4 0 ] RB3 sammy WINDER broncos #23 44 69 25 31 50 25 [4 2 7 1 ] The Bills backups are rock bottom in the game. Hoard and Winder have slightly better RS and HP but are almost as equally terrible. Steve Sewell's 50 Receptions keeps him off the list but he's essentially the worst starting RB in the game. Marvin Allen only has 1 run due to the Patriots' Off I playbook so while he's technically not the lead back on the team he's the worst "RB1" ================================================================= WR based on combination of Max Speed and Receptions WR3 fred BANKS dolphins #86 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 9 8 0 ] WR3 terance MATHIS jets #81 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 3 6 2 ] WR3 vernon JOINES browns #80 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 3 7 0 ] WR3 glen KOZLOWSKI bears #88 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 5 8 1 ] WR3 leo LEWIS vikings #87 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 3 7 1 ] WR3 danny PEEBLES buccaneers #83 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 5 5 2 ] WR3 lonzell HILL saints #87 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 4 8 1 ] WR4 al EDWARDS bills #85 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 4 7 2 ] WR4 jojo TOWNSELL jets #83 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 3 7 0 ] WR4 brian BRENNAN browns #86 25 69 19 13 50 44 [1 4 7 6 ] Once you filter out Running Backs slotted at WRs you find the profile of the worst WRs in the game is a 10 way tie between guys with 44 receptions, 19 MS and 25 RS. Steeler WR Chris Calloway doesn't make the list because his 81 ball control gives you a slightly better chance of not fumbling. While Sam Graddy and his 19 reception ability is easily the worst for a WR in the game, his Andre Rison level speed makes him way too valuable to make this list. Derek Hill and Aubrey Matthews get the nod for the worst starting WR duo. ================================================================= TE based on combination of Max Speed, Hitting Power, and Receptions TE2 john TALLEY browns #87 25 69 19 38 50 25 [1 1 6 0 TE2 mike DYAL raiders #84 25 69 19 38 50 25 [1 1 12 0 ] TE2 tim JORDEN cardinals #85 25 69 19 38 50 25 [1 2 5 2 ] It's a 3 way tie for the two guys to have on your team who can't block, catch, or run well. Special shoutout to starting tight end Don Warren who is almost as equally useless and has guys like Gerald Riggs or Kelvin Bryant who are no-brainer substitutes. ================================================================= OL based on worst HP, then MS C randy GRIMES buccaneers #60 25 69 38 31 LG carl BAX buccaneers #75 25 69 25 38 RG ron SOLT eagles #66 25 69 19 38 LT mike KENN falcons #78 25 69 31 38 RT rob TAYLOR buccaneers #72 25 69 25 38 The Buc's line is made up of 3 of the worst linemen in the game which probably explains Vinny Testaverde's unexpected Max Speed numbers as necessary to dodge NFC Central lineman vs gaining yards. Randy Grimes and his 31 Hitting Power takes the cake. ================================================================= DL mostly based on HP DLine LE keith FERGUSON lions #77 25 31 25 31 19 31 [33 1 ] NT scott MERSEREAU jets #94 25 31 31 44 19 31 [43 0 ] NT greg KRAGEN broncos #71 25 31 31 44 19 31 [20 0 ] RE jim SKOW buccaneers #71 25 31 38 31 19 44 [9 1 ] There is a tie for bad NT. These are guys who are going to be locked up by OL-men and then slow should they actually find themselves free. Keith "Turd" Ferguson takes the title as worst DL-man in the game. ================================================================= LB mostly based on HP and Speed ROLB kevin MURPHY buccaneers #59 25 31 38 31 19 25 [64 1 ] RILB dennis GIBSON lions #98 25 31 31 31 19 25 [5 5 ] LILB brian NOBLE packers #91 25 31 31 31 19 31 [9 2 ] LILB scott STUDWELL vikings #55 25 31 31 31 19 31 [1 4 ] LILB eugene MARVE buccaneers #99 25 31 31 31 19 25 [25 1 ] LOLB george JAMISON lions #58 25 31 31 25 19 25 [20 7 ] George Jamison and his 25 HP secures the title as worst linebacker in a core that features a couple of Lions. Honorable mention to Joe Kelly at ROLB as his 31 MS cements his status as "worst ROLB to use to block a kick" ================================================================= DB mostly based on Rushing Speed and INT LCB chris GOODE colts #37 25 31 38 38 31 31 [0 25 ] LCB mark LEE packers #22 25 31 38 38 31 31 [5 20 ] RCB wymon HENDERSON broncos #24 25 31 19 38 38 31 [0 51 ] FS thane GASH browns #30 25 31 38 44 31 31 [5 28 ] SS andre WATERS eagles #20 25 31 19 31 25 19 [7 25 ] I think these players are really the only ones I disagree with @SBlueman on though they're all terrible. I'm placing more value on INTs and less on MS so Thane Gash easily gets the call for me over Wes Hopkins and the LCB tandem of Goode and Lee beat out other candidates such as Jerry Gray or Lewis Billups. Andre Waters is the Steve Grogan of defense and gets the nod as Defensive Captain of this terrible team. ================================================================= Kickers based on kicking ability! K mike LANSFORD rams #1 56 81 81 31 19 25 [2 ] P barry HELTON 49ers #9 25 56 44 31 19 38 [2 ] Kickers and punters are all the same speed and HP so it boils down to simple kicking ability. Lansford and Helton are the lowest ranked kickers with avoid kick block as the tiebreaker.
  3. Knobbe

    Week 7 Pick 'ems 2018-2019

    Denver Broncos (2-4) @ Arizona Cardinals (1-5) Tennessee Titans (3-3) @ Los Angeles Chargers (4-2) Cincinnati Bengals (4-2) @ Kansas City Chiefs (5-1) Cleveland Browns (2-3-1) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-3) Carolina Panthers (3-2) @ Philadelphia Eagles (3-3) Minnesota Vikings (3-2-1) @ New York Jets (3-3) Detroit Lions (2-3) @ Miami Dolphins (4-2) New England Patriots (4-2) @ Chicago Bears (3-2) Buffalo Bills (2-4) @ Indianapolis Colts (1-5) Houston Texans (3-3) @ Jacksonville Jaguars (3-3) New Orleans Saints (4-1) @ Baltimore Ravens (4-2) Dallas Cowboys (3-3) @ Washington Redskins (3-2) Los Angeles Rams (6-0) @ San Francisco 49ers (1-5) New York Giants (1-5) @ Atlanta Falcons (2-4)
  4. I haven't really used retroarch. Have you tried any of the other cores?
  5. I merged the topics as it's the same subject manner. Feel free to edit your topic title if you feel that is appropriate.
  6. Knobbe

    Least Favorite Villain

    Does him creating Smurfette move him up or down the list?
  7. Knobbe

    NFL 2018-2019 Season Discussion

    Tampa's defensive coordinator Mike Smith gets axed with the Bucs on pace to give up the most points in NFL history following a 2017 season where they were last in yards allowed.
  8. Knobbe

    Week 6 Pick 'ems 2018-2019

    For everyone's future reference I can see what was edited and when should it be necessary
  9. Knobbe

    sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

    The US embassy in Australia accidentally sent out a cat photo while testing their meeting invite software https://au.news.yahoo.com/us-embassy-apology-cat-pyjama-invite-012659781--spt.html
  10. Knobbe

    Week 6 Pick 'ems 2018-2019

    I drank way too much Cleveland koolaid this last week. What a whoopin!
  11. Knobbe

    sometimes truth is stranger than fiction

    https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/ BRISTOL, Tenn. – A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chain saw has had to have his leg amputated.
  12. Knobbe

    Week 6 Pick 'ems 2018-2019

    This was the first time i picked the giants to win all season and i'm a fan. DOUBLE PUNISHED
  13. Knobbe

    Live Retro Sports Tournaments

    I suspect Mario Kart is pretty popular in any version. I've seen a few here in Lincoln from time to time
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