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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to red98sethuthut in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
Congrats to @mort1237 but My good friend Eugene K went 0-5 but was unoffical MvP. @OL' Dirty TecmoTecmo and me could not stop laughing at post game drinks. #Hooters #HeyGeneisThatAPairofTits
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from segathonsov in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to TecmoCleveland in Avon Lake, OH - 08/05/17 - Tecmo Cleveland
Update: Registration now at 48!
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from red98sethuthut in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from TecmoCleveland in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from bruddog in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from JimSocks13 in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from DFM in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from segathonsov in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
I could just go home now. My tourney is complete.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from red98sethuthut in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
I could just go home now. My tourney is complete.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from TecmoCleveland in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
I'm looking forward to an underwhelming attempt at a repeat. I'm like the 1988 Dodgers.
I'm gonna put a bounty on my head. Beat me with the Bengals playing (on either side) and get a $20 bill.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to vogtcd11 in Fairfield, OH - 07/22/2017 - 2017 Midwest Tecmo Super Bowl Tournament
Brah! http://mwtecmo.com/schedule/ ... 9:30 a.m. is registration, son!
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to Leonardite in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
...and we have a winner.
I don't have many pictures or videos from the event. The ones I do have have already surfaced. I do want to throw out some very well-deserved thank you's in hosting the second iteration of Burning Mort...which is two more iterations than the world really needed to see. Thanks to all of the North Dakota Tecmo group for taking time away from real life over the course of the last few months to put together ideas, props, idiocy for something that is most decidedly not real life. Special thanks to Dr. Frolf - the amount of work he puts into this thing is just insane. He takes it from shirtless camping trip to techno dance remixes and Disneyland maps. Your work on Burning Mort cannot be understated or undersold.
Thanks to to the Conjurer and his assistant. What was once a simple afterthought piece of Burning Mort quickly became the centerpiece and it's awesome. We are all in their debt, for Tecmo and for life.
Thanks to Dave Murray and Brude for all the work they put in. The custom ROMs were a huge hit, and Dave's constant work on the multimedia is fantastic. I am still laughing at the Conjurer vs. Orenga scene on eatshitorenga.com right now. Both coasts collaborating to hit a homerun in the Great Plains. The Tecmo community is pretty rad.
Thank you to all of the competitors. It is simply ridiculous that you would travel as far as you do for something so ridiculous, but we are glad you do. There were 16 competitors, and 11 of which traveled. It was a blast having each and every one of you there, and I had an uproariously good time with all of you. My face hurt from laughing dozens of times that day, and the night before. That was a righteous group of idiots that we put together.
At the end of the night, the Conjurer handed out awards. These were entirely his picks:
Champions - Tribe Chet
MVP - Mort
Rookie of the Year - Segathon
Conjurer's Pet - sonofpatbeach
Finally, I figured I would throw in one inside joke memory about each participant that stands out to me:
Chet - Passing out around 1:30, and being threatened the next day to be added to the Burning Mort graveyard
Josh - Stocking my fridge with Bud Light and buffalo chicken burritos
Orenga - Getting pissed that we didn't throw BUF/NE in the beer helmet round to set the proper tone. We blew that one.
Durch - Shedding his Gannonball Run shirt for the belly Badgers model. Paperboy savant.
Segathon - Having Burning Mort written all over everything - car, flesh, shorts
Beef Juice - Ordered a Colt 45 40 to start the weekend and put that SOB on Twitter
arncoem- Made up a story to his wife, burned a thousand darts while he was free, and slept most of Sunday away with me (in a mostly non-gay way)
Dot Don - The chief of the coolest tribe there. Must have ninja'd out way early before we could properly pay homage.
Mort - Put up with the drunken mess; declared Burning Mort to be the best time other than his sexual conquests
Lou - Slept in a van instead of the bare ground. Sacrificed his Tupa Bowl shirt to the fire.
Murray - Tetris vs. Mort. Ruthless domination.
Dr. Frolf - Somehow got a band with a giant mixing board, lights, and talent to perform in the woods
Barry - Asking the band, "So is the first time you've played a Burning Mort?"
Tucker - Pounded Chet in mirror Tecmo
Bryce - Contributed "Good Ass Beer" - three words that will live in Burning Mort infamy
Enjoy those gold pants, gentlemen.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to averagetsbplayer in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I think Burning Mort was fun. I don't remember.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to segathonsov in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
great post @Leonardite I think @DrFrolf is the Elon Musk of Tecmo.
I am still not fully in this plane of existence yet.
The Conjurer's gift of ROY has put enough magic around me that I have walked between worlds this week.
Spaced out on a meeting yesterday at work and was driving through my neighborhood this morning see all the garabage cans out and thought to myself "wonder while they are putting out the garbage a day early" BUT the weirdest thing is this picture of me and my siblings is starting to fade out
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to DFM in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
There are unwavering commitments and sacrifices to be made. You must be one with The Conjurer. "Squeezes and deaths" do not please him.
Only through continued promise will you be added to the short, short tribal comrade register. Those selected from the register to attend must verse themselves in the Burning Mort annals, thereby guaranteeing that all comrades comprehend the experience.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from Leonardite in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
He's the sole reason I didn't go. Looks like I missed all the fun.... man, fuck that guy.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from kamphuna8 in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I really need to get out there. With Midwest and my daughter's birthday it's a tough squeeze with the fam
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from DrFrolf in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
He's the sole reason I didn't go. Looks like I missed all the fun.... man, fuck that guy.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to sonofpatbeach in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
I have the same lawyer as LT, so don't post ALL Burning Mort pics.
-Conjurer's slave
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from kamphuna8 in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
He's the sole reason I didn't go. Looks like I missed all the fun.... man, fuck that guy.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to DFM in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Relevant.
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OL' Dirty Tecmo reacted to DFM in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
Burning Mort II Urinal
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OL' Dirty Tecmo got a reaction from Beef Juice in North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience
He's the sole reason I didn't go. Looks like I missed all the fun.... man, fuck that guy.