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RT @actualham: Let’s make sure we don’t generalize our gratitude or obscure our shame. https://t.co/58a4YlxBMP

RT @Cianaf: Just in time for an outrageous new contract. https://t.co/3xkkNMgCSB

RT @LeBatardShow: Baseball teaming up with Jeter to give him a baseball team - and Jeter turning around and trading the MVP to his old team…

RT @BarstoolBigCat: Please unfollow me, psycho https://t.co/YL151zUtuK

RT @ryenarussillo: I was pretty pumped to be in a dudes bench press video tonight. Had no idea when I spotted him we were going live.

RT @MintMilana: People of Alabama, please understand the danger of electing Roy Moore. https://t.co/c0JPIlUApT

I wonder if the Packers can land Arden Key. Just gotta keep losing.

@LeBatardShow Listening to today's show at the gym, couldn't hold back my laughter at "single-handedly". The best.

RT @SenFranken: I believe that preserving net neutrality—the principle that the internet is a level-playing field for ideas, business, and…

RT @SBNation: THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF IS SET 1. Clemson 2. Oklahoma 3. Georgia 4. Alabama https://t.co/4qzYGBED80

HEAR THAT BAMA COME GET SOME (please no though) https://t.co/osVbC4P0Aw

RT @PatrickClaybon: It’s going to take so long to fix all of this.

Mike Leach to Tennessee would be fantastic for a lot of reasons. He could handle whatever the delusional UT fans th… https://t.co/yWsaaSo3s6

RT @PFTCommenter: SING US A SONG YOUR A SCHIANO MAN https://t.co/Q2aMYZNry9

Word. https://t.co/ZWY62OoUvP

RT @SBNation: "Thanks for the turnover" https://t.co/QnOFSXEQl9

RT @minakimes: Bortles and Gabberts trading picks like they work in the Browns front office

RT @ESPNStatsInfo: The Bears failed to record a 1st down in the 1st half Sunday: Bears - 0 Eagles - 16 The last team without a 1st down…

RT @edsbs: Auburn is spying Hurts which means it's deep ball time and oh look there we go

RT @OnThisDayGaming: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64 was released on this day in North America, 19 years ago (1998) https:…

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RT @BarstoolBigCat: I'm taking all 3 MACtion Overs, idc idc https://t.co/19yIFJsyww

Lol what a horrible fucking call. I love it.

RT @Cianaf: Alex Smith went from MVP to Alex Smith real quick.

RT @piesmantrophy: ALERT: One week from today, voting for the 2017 Piesman Trophy will open.