Hank, you can create memes with your smartphone. No need for a computer. I can teach you. This type of thinking isn't going to get you too far with the ladies. The days of the man going to smoke a cigar at the local pub while the baby is being born are long gone. We are out here playing WR, catching babies and stuff now these days.
Since I don't have any memes here is a rant. After coming up short 2 years in a row Regulator somehow beats WI player Chet and wins Madison. Next year Regulator doesn't show up due to a pregnancy. Which would be fine except for one detail. Regulator is a guy and guys don't get Pregnant it's his wife that is pregnant. I shouldn't have to explain this to someone in the medical field but the baby isn't coming out of you and you don't have to be there.