Well if "so I can whip Tailback King's a$$ at Tecmo" means gettin' stomped, stuffed, and smashed by Johnny Johnson for 15 ta 20 minutes while your Tecmo soul slowly bleeds and oozes outta your thumb and the pours of your skin in the most painful and humiliating way possible,................then yes, it would be fun to hang out with you too...but then it'll be kinda hard to hitchhike with two broken thumbs, a bruised ego, and a sore a$$ from Johnny Johnson kickin' the $#!t out of it.