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Summertime

 

Ya'll er some brave cunts
Scooping that nighttime tar
With half yer form jutting out into Interstate

 

Roadwork

 

Tell ya

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18 hours ago, manYo720 said:

CFT2 TERMINATOR #1

 

guaranteed leader

of rushing yards, receiving yards, rushes, receptions, all~purpose touchdowns, thrillz, chillz & wins--

ya dig, #johnnysmackabo

 

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Weird Times

 

A nation ruled by lies

(Maybe ruled by

Another

Nation ruled by lies.)

 

And a repper of Porney Spaniel on the Moral Highground

 

#cue fabled violin-music.#

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On 6/20/2018 at 1:13 PM, manYo720 said:

CFT2 haiku #17

 

Da Rufus, johnny's

roof is, Da Rufus on fire--

LET THE MOFO BURN

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Let it BURN!!!!!!!!!!  Like the all powerful PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#cue fabled violin-music.#

 

This one

dun giveth me

chills and thrills,

Kiko Alonso.

 

 

 

{to be continued...}

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SpongeBoB Squarepants

You can't step to me

 

Not even touch my

Crustacean head

 

You Humpty-Dumpty knockoff ...

Knucklehead.

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Ye Gavel Landeth In The Sea

 

How? Why? (ye say)

 

Um... Kīlauea?

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Posted (edited)

World's Greatest Fan

 

Think like Vegas

Make like a bandit.

 

Sweet-dang to disneylang

Mang

 

150px-Bob_Pettit_1951.jpeg

 

Don't even sweat it,

Billy Pettit. ;)

 

 

Edited by Bolt

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On 6/26/2018 at 12:33 AM, Bolt said:

SpongeBoB Squarepants

You can't step to me

 

Not even touch my

Crustacean head

 

You Humpty-Dumpty knockoff ...

Knucklehead.

 

TBK

This was about

Spongey -

 

I get on a bit of an Ocean kick

Every off-season

And

The Sponge just got in my way ...

 

I know these >"{}"< are patently TBK

But I've been using them since '86!

 

So -

When you see it

- don't read into it

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Summertime

 

I like sitting there by the lake

Eating cone

And watching all the

(O

U)

 

 

christopher_walken_bass_TOO_BIG.gif

 

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On 6/15/2018 at 11:27 AM, ~Tailback King~ said:

There was a man named Johnny Johnson,

 

in german it's Yohnny Yohnson

 

 

Yim Yensen would say YUNG Yohnny Yohnson

 

Edited by Bolt

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@~Tailback King~

 

It's a JJJ reference

 

 

/ game recognizing game.

 

 

You're right, tho:  I should've said Yimmy YAM Yensen................................... Xcep, rather;  Zimmy was bestowing the Triple - Y - on a Yung Yodeling Yohnny...................................... Respec

 

 

 

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On 9/15/2018 at 2:27 AM, Bolt said:

You're right, tho:  I should've said Yimmy YAM Yensen................................... Xcep, rather;  Zimmy was bestowing the Triple - Y - on a Yung Yodeling YANNI......................................


I should've said

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On 9/15/2018 at 2:27 AM, Bolt said:

ResPECs

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BWAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 hours ago, Knobbe said:

Eat up the chicken

Now put the children to bed

Ivy Joe Hunter

 

Is this an original?

Or was it heard/picked-up

On the tournament circuit?

 

 

A very compelling poeem, nonetheless ...

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6 hours ago, Bolt said:

 

Is this an original?

Or was it heard/picked-up

On the tournament circuit?

 

 

A very compelling poeem, nonetheless ...

 

Original Tecmo Haiku

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Finish your chowder

Channing Crowder! Make like a

Leaf and leave, Ryan

 

 

Edited by Bolt

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