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The Many Achievements of Tim Ubick Thread

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Joeygats arch nemesis Tim Ubick has achieved much in life.  I will share what I have heard about this legendary figure.

 

I encourage you to do the same in this thread.

 

Regulator wears Tim Ubick pajamas

 

Tim Ubick wins with default playbooks

 

Tim Ubick starts Grogan George and McMahon

 

Tim Ubick taps 18 with roundhouse kicks to the controller

 

Tim Ubick goes back and b by pressing forward and a

 

Bob Nelson calls lurching Tim Ubicking

 

Tim Ubick subs out Jerry Rice and John Taylor for Harry Sydney and Dexter Carter

 

Tim Buck is 9 feet tall and his beard smells like honeycomb

 

Tim Ubick recovers onside kicks as player 2

 

 

 

 

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Bud Lights Real Men of Genius was inspired by Tim Ubick

 

Tim Ubick taps 18 with his left and right hand

 

Tim Ubick in his past life was Bruce Wayne

 

Tim doesnt lose but when he does its to himself.

 

Tim doesnt trash talk to his opponents he lets them trashtalk to themselves 

Edited by duecethasa1nt

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I heard that Tim Ubick has an NES controller input installed in his butt cheek. When he depants and plugs one in, he controls himself IRL running around screaming "LOOK!!! I'm playing with myself... muahahahAHAHAHAHA!!"

 

Good luck with that, gats.

Edited by OL' Dirty Tecmo

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we refer to Christian Okoye as "the Nigerian Nightmare" .... Christian Okoye refers to Tim Ubick's penis as his Nigerian Nightmare!

Edited by arncoem

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At the same moment Mort did his infamous "lick the cartridge" a tongue magically appeared in the air & licked Tim Ubick's nose

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Tim Ubick's tap is so fast that they've replaced the turbo button on remakes of the NES advantage controller with a picture of his head and a word bubble that reads, "You need more practice."

Edited by Maynard_G_Krebs

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