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Since the last Burning Mort there have been multiple wars within the Tecmo community and we even lost Tecmo Madison hopefully for only 1 year.  I'm happy there will be a BM3 but i'm concerned that with the lack of Tecmo it may not be enough to appease the Tecmo Gods... You do have some sort of sacrifice to offer the Tecmo Gods at least right?

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10 hours ago, hankthetank said:

Since the last Burning Mort there have been multiple wars within the Tecmo community and we even lost Tecmo Madison hopefully for only 1 year.  I'm happy there will be a BM3 but i'm concerned that with the lack of Tecmo it may not be enough to appease the Tecmo Gods... You do have some sort of sacrifice to offer the Tecmo Gods at least right?

 

If I ate poontang for breakfast, lunch and supper (not that I don't), my taste buds would grow weary.

 

Such is the dilemma with the Tecmo gods and the game of Tecmo. 

 

It's time to explore other areas, if you follow my analogy.

 

 

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30 minutes ago, DrFrolf said:

 

It's time to shake off the cobwebs. 

The Grand Conjurer powers grow in the Peace Garden State. 

The tecmo gods at Burning Mort are more powerful yet powerless when the Grand Conjurer hold court. 

His magic flute is listed as a weapon of mass procreation

It is said that under his mask a whole civilization of tiny Fergies and Joshua Duhamels prosper 

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20 minutes ago, Beef Juice said:

So are we convening at Pounds this evening?

Switching it up to start this year. Starting the festivities at Pixeled Brewery.

That being said, you know we always get to Poundtown at some point.
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I’m still knocking the cobwebs loose, so I’m just going to post pictures for now. I’ll throw a more thoughtful post out there later.  I think at the moment it suffices to say that there is NOTHING else like Burning Mort - in the Tecmo world or otherwise - and that’s completely because of the people that take part. You are all my heroes.

 

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Wow amazing ! 

I see Man crushes all over the place In those photos! 

 

I’m still trying to get there though- left 2 weeks ago but nobody will pick up a hitchhiker dressed as a 70s pimp holding cardboard sign “going to Leonard ND- if don’t know where that is go suck off a donkey” 

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There are no words for how great Burning Mort is.  The surprises and the level of detail is out of this world.  Case in point,  Conjurer draws phallic vegetables and fruits with our names on them out of a sack to pick teams, every veggie is different. 

 

I'll post the closing ceremony and a better recap later but I still have no voice and look haggard.  I was buying a lot of groceries yesterday and the check out lady asked if my kids were back from COLLEGE.   

 

The Conjurers magic comes at a cost to your life force aging you 15 years in a single night.  

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Sometimes Burning Mort will eat its young. My tribe couldn't handle The Conjurer's madness and quit, leaving Beef Tribe a one man army. But then a brave warrior appeared. He called himself "Tucker" and fought with pride. Alas, Beef Tribe would win no points. The Conjurer kindly gave us 5 points so we did not leave the sacred ground complete losers, just mostly losers.

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