North Dakota - Burning Mort - The Tecmo Premier Experience

[davefmurray 3,007]

To say I am excited to have been chosen to attend this year is an understatement. The lucky few to be invited that will end up shirtless in the woods of North Dakota have no idea what is about to happen. #BMII will change lives.

 

A foolish man once said something that a wise man rewrote:
With no disrespect to Tecmo Madison, Burning Mort is the greatest Tecmo tournament in the Midwest. Nowhere can you find a higher concentration of Tecmo camaraderie in one setting.  It's also the best to hang out with people because it is not overcrowded with, you know, people. 

 

 

[buck 2,051]

[ImFlo 319]

JK. Flo is still dead. Look forward to zombie Flo to come back for BMIII.

[red98sethuthut 626]

I got a feeling hunting and or scavenging for food will be required this year before any tecmo activities begin. 

[segathonsov 1,986]

My Mode of transportation 

 

[CallMeJoeyFats 7]

11 hours ago, red98sethuthut said:

I got a feeling hunting and or scavenging for food will be required this year before any tecmo activities begin. 

 

Like there is going to be time for food. Get your calories from Iron Horse keg stands. 

[arncoem 223]

its official- I lied for 3 weeks straight to my wife about where I'm going that weekend & she finally believed me that there's a work conference in Fargo Friday to Sunday.   I'll be at Burning Mort in ND for the festivities ! 

[Beef Juice 561]

I'm ready to experience the experience.

[segathonsov 1,986]

Book another portapotty because I'm in!

[DrFrolf 284]

13 hours ago, segathonsov said:

Book another portapotty because I'm in!

 

An additional Mortapotty has been reserved!

[davefmurray 3,007]

Do we have confirmation that the Mort of all Morts is coming this year?!

[davefmurray 3,007]

 

[Dotdon 187]

30 days.  Preparing my "potion" for the bonfire, and preparing my sacrifice and offering to the Conjurer.  Got Tummy bubbles of excitement already. 

[Beef Juice 561]

17 hours ago, Dotdon said:

30 days.  Preparing my "potion" for the bonfire, and preparing my sacrifice and offering to the Conjurer.  Got Tummy bubbles of excitement already. 

 

Good to see another Iowan representing.

[Deleted Account 319]

I'm driving up to burning mort and leaving Chicago around 10 am to noon.  Depends on when Lou's train arrives.

[Beef Juice 561]

 

SOON

[segathonsov 1,986]

18 hours ago, Beef Juice said:

 

SOON

The Shannon Lives!

[Leonardite 132]

I guess Burning Mort stuff will happen soon, and whatnot.

[segathonsov 1,986]

7 hours ago, Leonardite said:

I guess Burning Mort stuff will happen soon, and whatnot.

I need info

1.  How long of a knife should I bring?

2.  What vaccines do I need to get into Burning Mort?

3.  What gifts / animals to sacrifice gains the Conjurer's favor?  Does the Conjurer have any weaknesses I can exploit? 

4.  When I type "Burning Mort" into Trivago nothing comes up?  Am I spelling Burning Mort correctly? 

[Leonardite 132]

On ‎7‎/‎5‎/‎2017 at 10:12 PM, segathonsov said:

I need info

1.  How long of a knife should I bring?

2.  What vaccines do I need to get into Burning Mort?

3.  What gifts / animals to sacrifice gains the Conjurer's favor?  Does the Conjurer have any weaknesses I can exploit? 

4.  When I type "Burning Mort" into Trivago nothing comes up?  Am I spelling Burning Mort correctly? 

 

1. Your standard sized sabre should do.  (NHL '95 pun intended)

2. Syphilis.  I don't know if you can vaccinate for that, but I'd highly recommend you try.

3. The Conjurer's ways are mysterious, judging by the fact I saw him drinking Palm Breeze not long ago.

4. No.

 

[segathonsov 1,986]

7 minutes ago, Leonardite said:

 

1. Your standard sized sabre should do.  (NHL '95 pun intended)

2. Syphilis.  I don't know if you can vaccinate for that, but I'd highly recommend you try.

3. The Conjurer's ways are mysterious, judging by the fact I saw him drinking Palm Breeze not long ago.

4. No.

 

Done:  Sabre, Saltpeter and a Case of Paln Breeze

[DrFrolf 284]

Burning Mort

The Premier Tecmo Experience of 2017

July 15, 2017

 

This will be a Tecmo experience like no other -- a completely outdoor extravaganza -- the second of its kind.

Burning Mort will be a Tribal event, but forming a team will not be necessary. Your tribe will be chosen by the Tecmo Gods at the Burning Mort Experience. 

 

Friday, July 14 

Tecmo Social

Downtown Fargo 

Pounds - -  (612 1st Ave N,  Fargo ND 58102)
 

Starts at 7:30ish

Tecmo, drinks and shenanigans 

Meet and greet the Tecmo Greats

Play some Free  Arcade Games

 

Saturday, July 15

Burning Mort

Leonard, North Dakota

Location:  46°39'13.48"N;  97°18'31.03"W

(https://goo.gl/maps/GyKiTFQAW732)

Play starts at 1:00 PM

Experience extends until dawn and ends only when you want it to

 

Cost will be $40. 

 

Included in the cost: Player's pack, Playing Time, 1 Meal (Meat), All the Beer You Can Drink, Snacks, The Experience

 

Player List: 

(Absolutes)

1. Mort

2. Louis

3. Holzbauer, Josh

4. Orenga

5. Erik Merlis

6. Durch

7. TecmoNoob

8. Bryce M

9. Leonardite

10. Dr. Frolf

11. Bob Nelson

12. Dave F. Murray

13, Holzbauer, Chet

14. Dot Don

15. Segathon

16. Beef Juice

 

(Blind Shot in the Dark)

Grogan

 

(Fuck Burning Mort)

Bruddog 

Peter Kerins

Luke Carlberg

Moulds

Knobbe

Butt Douglas

Gabelikesbutts

 

All info will be shared here, but more importantly will be visible at: Burningmort.com

 

Burning Mort is an outdoor Tecmo Experience. Mark it on your calendars as such. 

[DrFrolf 284]

Game sessions for Burning Mort will be Tribal in nature. These are only the session names. More will be revealed at the Experience. Sessions will consist of the following: 

 

Session 1: Grand(pa) Conjurer's Old Cough Medicine Men

 

Session 2: Mort-al Kombat

 

Session 3: Burning Mort All-Star Samesies

 

Session 4: Mortissus Narcissus

 

Session 5: The Island of Dr. Morteau

 

Session 6: Large Object Under the Tarp Round

 

Session 7: Im-Mort-ality

 

Edited July 7, 2017 by DrFrolf

[Beef Juice 561]

What do you recommend for lodging on Friday night?

[davefmurray 3,007]

Just now, Beef Juice said:

What do you recommend for lodging on Friday night?

 

A bow staff. A banana string. A tent. Pixie Dust.