davefmurray 2,986 Report post Posted May 27, 2017 To say I am excited to have been chosen to attend this year is an understatement. The lucky few to be invited that will end up shirtless in the woods of North Dakota have no idea what is about to happen. #BMII will change lives. A foolish man once said something that a wise man rewrote:With no disrespect to Tecmo Madison, Burning Mort is the greatest Tecmo tournament in the Midwest. Nowhere can you find a higher concentration of Tecmo camaraderie in one setting. It's also the best to hang out with people because it is not overcrowded with, you know, people. 2 segathonsov and kamphuna8 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImFlo 301 Report post Posted June 1, 2017 JK. Flo is still dead. Look forward to zombie Flo to come back for BMIII. 2 Leonardite and DrFrolf reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
red98sethuthut 623 Report post Posted June 7, 2017 I got a feeling hunting and or scavenging for food will be required this year before any tecmo activities begin. 2 segathonsov and DrFrolf reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
segathonsov 1,963 Report post Posted June 7, 2017 My Mode of transportation 3 red98sethuthut, JimSocks13 and DrFrolf reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CallMeJoeyFats 7 Report post Posted June 8, 2017 11 hours ago, red98sethuthut said: I got a feeling hunting and or scavenging for food will be required this year before any tecmo activities begin. Like there is going to be time for food. Get your calories from Iron Horse keg stands. 1 red98sethuthut reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arncoem 205 Report post Posted June 10, 2017 its official- I lied for 3 weeks straight to my wife about where I'm going that weekend & she finally believed me that there's a work conference in Fargo Friday to Sunday. I'll be at Burning Mort in ND for the festivities ! 6 DrFrolf, Leonardite, segathonsov and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beef Juice 515 Report post Posted June 11, 2017 I'm ready to experience the experience. 4 Dotdon, segathonsov, DrFrolf and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
segathonsov 1,963 Report post Posted June 12, 2017 Book another portapotty because I'm in! 5 Leonardite, Dotdon, Beef Juice and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrFrolf 279 Report post Posted June 12, 2017 13 hours ago, segathonsov said: Book another portapotty because I'm in! An additional Mortapotty has been reserved! 2 segathonsov and kamphuna8 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davefmurray 2,986 Report post Posted June 12, 2017 Do we have confirmation that the Mort of all Morts is coming this year?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davefmurray 2,986 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 2 DrFrolf and red98sethuthut reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dotdon 187 Report post Posted June 15, 2017 30 days. Preparing my "potion" for the bonfire, and preparing my sacrifice and offering to the Conjurer. Got Tummy bubbles of excitement already. 3 segathonsov, DrFrolf and Beef Juice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beef Juice 515 Report post Posted June 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Dotdon said: 30 days. Preparing my "potion" for the bonfire, and preparing my sacrifice and offering to the Conjurer. Got Tummy bubbles of excitement already. Good to see another Iowan representing. 1 DrFrolf reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mort1237 284 Report post Posted June 17, 2017 I'm driving up to burning mort and leaving Chicago around 10 am to noon. Depends on when Lou's train arrives. 5 DrFrolf, davefmurray, kamphuna8 and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beef Juice 515 Report post Posted July 4, 2017 SOON 3 red98sethuthut, Dotdon and segathonsov reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
segathonsov 1,963 Report post Posted July 5, 2017 18 hours ago, Beef Juice said: SOON The Shannon Lives! 1 Beef Juice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonardite 131 Report post Posted July 5, 2017 I guess Burning Mort stuff will happen soon, and whatnot. 3 segathonsov, Beef Juice and DrFrolf reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
segathonsov 1,963 Report post Posted July 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Leonardite said: I guess Burning Mort stuff will happen soon, and whatnot. I need info 1. How long of a knife should I bring? 2. What vaccines do I need to get into Burning Mort? 3. What gifts / animals to sacrifice gains the Conjurer's favor? Does the Conjurer have any weaknesses I can exploit? 4. When I type "Burning Mort" into Trivago nothing comes up? Am I spelling Burning Mort correctly? 2 Beef Juice and Leonardite reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leonardite 131 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 On 7/5/2017 at 10:12 PM, segathonsov said: I need info 1. How long of a knife should I bring? 2. What vaccines do I need to get into Burning Mort? 3. What gifts / animals to sacrifice gains the Conjurer's favor? Does the Conjurer have any weaknesses I can exploit? 4. When I type "Burning Mort" into Trivago nothing comes up? Am I spelling Burning Mort correctly? 1. Your standard sized sabre should do. (NHL '95 pun intended) 2. Syphilis. I don't know if you can vaccinate for that, but I'd highly recommend you try. 3. The Conjurer's ways are mysterious, judging by the fact I saw him drinking Palm Breeze not long ago. 4. No. 1 segathonsov reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
segathonsov 1,963 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Leonardite said: 1. Your standard sized sabre should do. (NHL '95 pun intended) 2. Syphilis. I don't know if you can vaccinate for that, but I'd highly recommend you try. 3. The Conjurer's ways are mysterious, judging by the fact I saw him drinking Palm Breeze not long ago. 4. No. Done: Sabre, Saltpeter and a Case of Paln Breeze 2 Leonardite and kamphuna8 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrFrolf 279 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 Burning Mort The Premier Tecmo Experience of 2017 July 15, 2017 This will be a Tecmo experience like no other -- a completely outdoor extravaganza -- the second of its kind. Burning Mort will be a Tribal event, but forming a team will not be necessary. Your tribe will be chosen by the Tecmo Gods at the Burning Mort Experience. Friday, July 14 Tecmo Social Downtown Fargo Pounds - - (612 1st Ave N, Fargo ND 58102) Starts at 7:30ish Tecmo, drinks and shenanigans Meet and greet the Tecmo Greats Play some Free Arcade Games Saturday, July 15 Burning Mort Leonard, North Dakota Location: 46°39'13.48"N; 97°18'31.03"W (https://goo.gl/maps/GyKiTFQAW732) Play starts at 1:00 PM Experience extends until dawn and ends only when you want it to Cost will be $40. Included in the cost: Player's pack, Playing Time, 1 Meal (Meat), All the Beer You Can Drink, Snacks, The Experience Player List: (Absolutes) 1. Mort 2. Louis 3. Holzbauer, Josh 4. Orenga 5. Erik Merlis 6. Durch 7. TecmoNoob 8. Bryce M 9. Leonardite 10. Dr. Frolf 11. Bob Nelson 12. Dave F. Murray 13, Holzbauer, Chet 14. Dot Don 15. Segathon 16. Beef Juice (Blind Shot in the Dark) Grogan (Fuck Burning Mort) Bruddog Peter Kerins Luke Carlberg Moulds Knobbe Butt Douglas Gabelikesbutts All info will be shared here, but more importantly will be visible at: Burningmort.com Burning Mort is an outdoor Tecmo Experience. Mark it on your calendars as such. 2 Leonardite and segathonsov reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrFrolf 279 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) Game sessions for Burning Mort will be Tribal in nature. These are only the session names. More will be revealed at the Experience. Sessions will consist of the following: Session 1: Grand(pa) Conjurer's Old Cough Medicine Men Session 2: Mort-al Kombat Session 3: Burning Mort All-Star Samesies Session 4: Mortissus Narcissus Session 5: The Island of Dr. Morteau Session 6: Large Object Under the Tarp Round Session 7: Im-Mort-ality Edited July 7, 2017 by DrFrolf 2 segathonsov and Beef Juice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beef Juice 515 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 What do you recommend for lodging on Friday night? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davefmurray 2,986 Report post Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Beef Juice said: What do you recommend for lodging on Friday night? A bow staff. A banana string. A tent. Pixie Dust. 1 kamphuna8 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
