red98sethuthut Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 On 4/22/2020 at 2:42 AM, manYo said: I could never explain myself in this climate. My blood must be to thick for North dakota. Someone bring some ether. Basic loss of motor skills would be interesting playing tecmo. I heard it makes u behave like a town drunkard from early irish town novel. kamphuna8, DrFrolf and segathonsov 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 The CDC has recently published guidance for outdoor events. The Burning Mort Board of Directors is waiting for the recommendation on outdoor experiences. Please wait patiently. In the meantime, please seek @red98sethuthut for any motor skill numbing advice to prepare. segathonsov 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 I'm not committed to saying I'm out yet. But my autoimmune compromised ass is definitely listed as "Doubtful" for this event unfortunately. segathonsov and DrFrolf 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted May 24, 2020 Author Share Posted May 24, 2020 16 minutes ago, Beef Juice said: I'm not committed to saying I'm out yet. But my autoimmune compromised ass is definitely listed as "Doubtful" for this event unfortunately. We're going to have a meeting of the minds shortly, but a "Postponed -- TBA" announcement is likely. Playing Russian Roulette with the most robust Tecmo players to walk the face of the earth seems foolish. Who would the next generation look to for Tecmo experience guidance? How would beer hat supply chains survive? The list goes on. bruddog, kamphuna8 and segathonsov 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted May 24, 2020 Share Posted May 24, 2020 if it's ON, I'm IN... cmon lets swap antibodies! kamphuna8 and segathonsov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted May 28, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2020 Always figured I'd die at Burning Mort anyways bruddog, DrFrolf and manYo 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 6, 2020 Author Share Posted July 6, 2020 The Conjurer is NOT pleased. In fact, this Covid debacle has put a crimp in his otherwise freewheeling lifestyle. By this point, it is pretty obvious, but Burning Mort is sitting out 2020. It's really a shame, because we were just thinking about getting together this week to start planning the damn thing. BM will be back in 2021. Block off the whole goddamn year on your calendars. #eatshitorenga #dirtnaps #conjurersdreamland #fuckflo #russianhighkicks #conjurer4prez2020 Knobbe and segathonsov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobbe Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 I think we can all appreciate how uncomfortable and unsatisfying it is to hold off on a BM for an entire year DrFrolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Just remember. The real Burning Mort is in here. (Points to @sonofpatbeach's penis) DrFrolf and segathonsov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SammieSmith33 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 It will truly be missed. I feel like Griffey during the strike season. I was just getting my feet planted into this thing. @Beef Juice should send some sacrificial juice to the Conjurer to keep the Burning Mort temple flames a blaze. Also that sweet aroma will bring joy. It will be missed but we all will be waiting with great excitement for next year. segathonsov, Beef Juice and DrFrolf 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 What the frick am I gonna do with these Custom Grand Conjureror Burning Mort N95 Facemasks!?! I had to order 300 pcs to get the "good" price break. Beef Juice, DrFrolf and 8-bit 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 *first DrFrolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobbe Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 *fist segathonsov, DrFrolf and Beef Juice 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 In the before times, great warriors would gather in the Dakota plains and do battle in contests of great strength, both physically and mentally. If you gaze out onto the horizon, they say you can see their spirits still, shitting on a makeshift toilet under some brush. manYo, CallMeJoeyFats, DrFrolf and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 Whoa. I tried to piece this forum puzzle together on the waybackmachine and I was missing lots of very crucial posts and information about the experience. I am eternally in debt. bruddog, Knobbe, Beef Juice and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobbe Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 17 hours ago, DrFrolf said: Whoa. I tried to piece this forum puzzle together on the waybackmachine and I was missing lots of very crucial posts and information about the experience. I am eternally in debt. You should have dropped a line. I had it all just sitting in a briefcase in my office. DrFrolf, segathonsov and Beef Juice 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DrFrolf Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 10 hours ago, Knobbe said: You should have dropped a line. I had it all just sitting in a briefcase in my office. We knew/figured as much, but I'll let you and the audience answer this for yourselves: Would you rather: A.) Have a TV, NES and Tecmo prepped and ready for your gaming pleasure at a medium-to-dimly lit drinking establishment with $5 tall boys as soon as you walk in the joint ...or... B.) Have a machete to hack through thorns, burning bush and spiderwebs through the course of 3 days with no water with just a map and a compass only to unearth a treasure chest with a mysteriously powered NES, TV, Tecmo, and keg of cold Good Ass Beer. I can tell you which choice team ND prefers. segathonsov and Beef Juice 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knobbe Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 The one where you don't walk into a bar during a pandemic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 i am ready... i have studied the north dakota laws and put my lawyer on retainer... i watched every season of Fargo to get a sense for the people and the wildlife... i have hunted, trapped, skinned, and tanned several animals over the past year to create the gear i need to survive the winter, if necessary... i have stared into the eyes of a rabid raccoon for an uncomfortably long time... in short, i remain 1000% battle-ready for this event, and resolutely await the day a carrier pigeon flies thru my window with the gps coordinates. segathonsov 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImFlo Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 16 hours ago, DrFrolf said: B.) Have a machete to hack through thorns, burning bishes and spiderwebs through the course of 3 days with no water with just a map and a compass only to unearth a treasure chest with a mysteriously powered NES, TV, Tecmo, and keg of cold Good Ass Beer. segathonsov 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted November 9, 2021 Author Share Posted November 9, 2021 Do you hear it? Rumblings of a BM 2022. More to cum. CallMeJoeyFats 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted April 22, 2022 Author Share Posted April 22, 2022 Burning Mort The Premier Tecmo Experience of 2022 July 23, 2022 This will be a Tecmo experience like no other -- a completely outdoor extravaganza -- the fourth of its kind. Burning Mort will be a Tribal (team) event, but forming a team will not be necessary. Your team will be chosen by the Tecmo Gods at the Burning Mort Experience. Friday, July 22 Tecmo Social Downtown Fargo Starts at Sometime at Night Tecmo, drinks and shenanigans Meet and greet the Tecmo Greats Saturday, July 23 Burning Mort Leonard, North Dakota Location: 46°39'13.48"N; 97°18'31.03"W (https://goo.gl/maps/GyKiTFQAW732) Play starts at some point in the day Play ends at some point in the day Experience extends until dawn and ends only when you want it to Cost will be $50. Included in the cost: Player's pack, Meat, All the Beer You Can Drink, Snacks, The Experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 I’m on my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 24, 2022 Author Share Posted July 24, 2022 A perfect day surrounded by perfect people. Leonardite and segathonsov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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