manYo Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) pnw, whats clappenin!!!......... sounds good, ok ANNOUNCEMENT: whoever gains the most total yards with e-dick in a game will take home this fine ass prize.... an ED action figure, oh yeah.... each player will have at least one chance at this treasure, as described below...... any regular season or playoff game is eligible for this contest....... however, in order for "total yards" to be calculated (rush + receiving), rb colts stats must appear in the end of game boxscore......... also, there a few more stellar #29 themed prizes, to be announced down the road! now for some words on the FORMAT........ here's what i'm thinkin: a round robin "regular season" to start with no elimination, which then seeds into a double elim championship bracket AKA "the playoffs"......... so a classic WORLD CUP FORMAT, generally speaking............but the deets will include a few twists, as follows: REGULAR SEASON (ROUND ROBIN): well, first the PLAYER matchups for this portion of the tourney will be either random, predetermined or chess-ladder style (or quite likely some mix thereof, for a reason described below)......... one variable i need to solve for that is to know how many people are coming for sure (on that note: hard DEADLINE for committing to tourney will be august 22, mahalo), as i really would like to finish this tourney before 8pm this time (always a challenge!).......... anyway, the round robin results will be used to seed the bracket tourney later, so no eliminations here...... the twist tho comes with the TEAM matchups: first off, i'd like to announce that the everdrive rom will now include 2 IND teams, so it will be capable of a same teams matchup with the colts only (i will ensure the unis are diff colors)..... and in fact, during this round robin part of the tourney, the everdrive e-dick tv system will be REQUIRED to run a IND/IND matchup...... furthermore, each player will be rotated into this tv system during the round robin, so that each player will be forced to participate in that IND/IND matchup one time, thus providing everyone a chance to experience the #29 flavor, and therefore also a shot at winning the action figure if u want it bad enuf........ so basically the round robin will probably consist of as many rounds as we need to give everyone a rotation into the e-dick tv system before we move on to the bracket.......... (if we go more reg season rounds than we need to meet that objective, then the e-dick system will drop the IND/IND requirement and function under the same rules as the other systems, as follows...)............... now, as for the other tv systems during the round robin, pay attention cuz the twisting aint over: before the tourney, each player will choose a team matchup, which we will then put into a hat (no exact 2-team duplicates allowed tho)...... then, before each round, we will draw one of those matchups from the hat, and everyone not on the e-dick system must use that matchup, and will then roll dice with their opponent to determine the choice of either team or player-side........ so for each round of the round robin, every tv system (except for the e-dick system) will be running the same team matchups, diggit......... each matchup can only be pulled once from the hat, and if u happen to be on the e-dick system when/if we pull your matchup, then eh tuff break............. ok, so the round robin results will then be used to seed the double elimination tourney, using total wins as the determinant, with tiebreakers being (in order): head to head, total e-dick yards (in 1 game), total point differential. PLAYOFFS (CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET): the playoffs will consist of a seeded double-elim bracket, and the team matchups here will open up to madison-style (roll dice, winner calls matchup, loser chooses team or controller-side)......... each player can only call a specific matchup one time in the playoffs, unless it includes a #29-infused IND matchup (which includes an IND-IND matchup possibiliy), in which case there will be no such restrictions....... so if anyone calls a matchup including #29-IND, then they can use the e-dick system for their game....... but if two or more people in a given round call such a matchup, then lets just say the better seed# of the player that called the matchup is the tiebreaker (so #2 seed would trump #5 seed, for example, and get to play on the e-dick system)......... also, if someone calls a #29-IND matchup, but cant get on that tv system, then they can repick a diff matchup.......... playoffs will roll on until one man remains standing. to be announced later: prizes and payout structure other rule considerations (prob just madison-style otherwise) specific schedule for the tourney deets on the pickleball tourney other ??? and as always, folks are free to stay here at coffin corner (AKA coughin' corner, AKA my house) friday and/or saturday nites and party it up or down as you see fit..... theres space to crash in the house for a handful, and space in the yard for several more (i have a ton of tents), just bring a blanket or bag and pillow...... and the pickleball possibilities are much more open that friday evening and sunday morning, i should add............. also: byo beer and food, but a bbq will be available, a corner store and burger joint are down the block from the dojo, and pizza is also deliverable at that spot... country cousin by I-5 is a great restaurant for breakfast, and the centralia burgerville off the freeway is the northernmost burgerville I believe (?), and is good fast food. i will also e-mail this and more info soon... but i tell you right now, i'm pumped and primed for this one!!! here's just a small sample of how committed i am to winning this f'n mayhem: no alcohol for me until i'm eliminated! (but the championship smoke will stay billowing, of course... y'all gonna find out who the REAL puff daddy is, SNATCH... ) Edited August 11, 2015 by manYo gripsmoke and ~Tailback King~ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 Yo MANY!!!!!!!!!!...........You better change that number on the screen to 29!!!!!! Did you actually miss that??? ~Tailback King~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 11, 2015 Author Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) What Manyo wrote. What I read. well, it's a tall order (taller than 22 oz. of mike's hard lemonade, i'm afraid)..... but i'd like to offer you a few cultural lessons randolio, for just a small fee...... but teh first lesson is on me, ok? so here it is------ first, walk down to your local weed store (perfectly legal here in the great PNW, btw!), and pick up some shit........ imbibe/inhale/eat said shit........ then watch this vid about 50 times and reclaim a significant portion of our shared cultural heritage you apparently missed in yr youth: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8 Edited August 11, 2015 by manYo ~Tailback King~ and kamphuna8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamphuna8 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Im in for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTed Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 well, it's a tall order (taller than 22 oz. of mike's hard lemonade, i'm afraid)..... but i'd like to offer you a few cultural lessons randolio, for just a small fee...... but teh first lesson is on me, ok? so here it is------ first, walk down to your local weed store (perfectly legal here in the great PNW, btw!), and pick up some shit........ imbibe/inhale/eat said shit........ then watch this vid about 50 times and reclaim a significant portion of our shared cultural heritage you apparently missed in yr youth: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cyfV7mllWo manYo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 well, it's a tall order (taller than 22 oz. of mike's hard lemonade, i'm afraid)..... but i'd like to offer you a few cultural lessons randolio, for just a small fee...... but teh first lesson is on me, ok? so here it is------ first, walk down to your local weed store (perfectly legal here in the great PNW, btw!), and pick up some shit........ imbibe/inhale/eat said shit........ then watch this vid about 50 times and reclaim a significant portion of our shared cultural heritage you apparently missed in yr youth: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8 Ha ha Ha ha hA!!!!!!!!!!!!......{CLASSIC NW $#!t TALK}............I'm Dyin' over here!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogart45 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I'm in for sure. Format sounds like a lot of fun. I'm going to be in Vegas until Friday night so I can only do the pickleball tourney on Saturday. I can come early on Saturday though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I'm in for sure. Format sounds like a lot of fun. I'm going to be in Vegas until Friday night so I can only do the pickleball tourney on Saturday. I can come early on Saturday though. Well prepare to get yo A$$ handed to ya, and then run over by Johnny Johnson just like the rest of the guys in the Tourney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogart45 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Well prepare to get yo A$$ handed to ya, and then run over by Johnny Johnson just like the rest of the guys in the Tourney. I have a feeling you're the type that if someone told you to put up or shut up, you'd do neither. ~Tailback King~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I have a feeling you're the type that if someone told you to put up or shut up, you'd do neither. First of all, no one dumb enough to tell me to shut up to my face. Second of all, if you're gonna be the one to tell me to put up, why don't you put yo money where yo mouth is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) >https://twitter.com/gomanyo360/status/632262978243457024 everyone at the tournament will get a door prize: an eric dickerson card...... we got 8 eric dickerson IND cards, 3 cards from his vaunted daze with da Raidazzz (aka the WHAMMY cards), and the one autographed card above......... there will be a random drawing to determine who gets which card......... gl! Edited August 18, 2015 by manYo ~Tailback King~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 First of all, no one dumb enough to tell me to shut up to my face. Second of all, if you're gonna be the one to tell me to put up, why don't you put yo money where yo mouth is. i aint that dumb, true......... cuz my defense will do it for me.......... and I'll back that up with a $2 bill any olde time, homez. ~Tailback King~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamphuna8 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 Dickerson joined Marcus Allen on that Raiders squad. Marinovich, Gault, Brown and Horton. And the D. Ronnie Lott joined Howie, Eddie Anderson and the crew. ~Tailback King~ and manYo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 18, 2015 Author Share Posted August 18, 2015 to be announced later:prizes and payout structureother rule considerations (prob just madison-style otherwise)specific schedule for the tourneydeets on the pickleball tourneyother ???WHO'S IN SO FAR?Manyo Tailback King Turtle Van #1 Turtle Van #2 Kamphuna Bogart Gripsmoke (probably) Sir Ted (maybe) stu (50/50) invader star (???) this morning I will e-mail a few more details out....... I will only send it to the people listed in the quote above, ie those who have expressed interest..... let me know if I missed anyone, plz.......... mahalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 God Damnit Many...............recruit some jobbers!!!!!!!!!!.................I wanna post a 500+ yrd performance with Eric, and take that starting lineup action figure home wit me to Portland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 If Randy doesn't show to this one, he's 'X'ed from the Tecmo breatheran............SERIOUSLY...blackballed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 10 people signed up?????????...........Maybe?????..........What kinda bullshit is this??????????? I swear, life is SHORT!!!!!!!!!! Some people need to grow some balls, tell their broads they got somthin to do, and make it happen..........too many people take these Tourney's for granted...If I had it my way, and never needed to work, I'd take flights to every one of these Tourney's world wide, and report live from every state or country I was in. NO FUKK!N JOKE. If you in a relationship with someone who don't wanna see you havn' no fun, hangin wit yo boyz like 2wice a year, (if that) doin whatcha loved to do since you were like nine years old, then kick the punk b!tch out the window!!!!!!!.......... ........................................you shouldn't be wit her anyway. buck and manYo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT. Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 You guys should be all over this. Might be someone's last chance to claim some type of title before I move back the NW and close the BOOK on that scenario, or in Ted's case, at least get better than 3rd... Knobbe and ~Tailback King~ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 (edited) You guys should be all over this. Might be someone's last chance to claim some type of title before I move back the NW and close the BOOK on that scenario, or in Ted's case, at least get better than 3rd... What da fucc you mean close the BOOK??????!!!...........Ain't no outsider comin' to my neck a da woods and closing anything.......You can't say $#!t till you play me. (p.s. Since you seem to think your so damn good, I challenge you to a Prowbowl game the first time we play...Everythings basically even, and I still get to run all over yo a$$ with Johnny Johnson, without it costing me a loss because the Cardinals failed me) Edited August 20, 2015 by ~Tailback King~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DT. Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Looking forward to the showdown, man. Maybe you are like Obi Wan Kenobi or somethin, some last hope of the old guard type shit, bout to mess up my empire... But sure, we could do that. Should I go with the AFC and sub in some equally mediocre dude like Lorenzo White so its even? MattyD, Knobbe and ~Tailback King~ 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamphuna8 Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Looking forward to the showdown, man. Maybe you are like Obi Wan Kenobi or somethin, some last hope of the old guard type shit, bout to mess up my empire... But sure, we could do that. Should I go with the AFC and sub in some equally mediocre dude like Lorenzo White so its even?There's only one Obi Wan and he's kinda important around these tecmo forums... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Looking forward to the showdown, man. Maybe you are like Obi Wan Kenobi or somethin, some last hope of the old guard type shit, bout to mess up my empire... But sure, we could do that. Should I go with the AFC and sub in some equally mediocre dude like Lorenzo White so its even? Ha ha Ha Ha Ha.................pretty fukk!n funny.. Guess what??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKK YOU. You gonna find out the hard way about the oldschool, and what hidden stats are all about. My 'mediocre Tailback' is gonna put his foot up yo teams a$$.....with no vasaline. (And yes....................you are the AFC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 any requests for the tournament music playlist??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manYo Posted August 21, 2015 Author Share Posted August 21, 2015 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvRc7pwnt0U ~Tailback King~ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Tailback King~ Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 any requests for the tournament music playlist??? 80's and 90's Gangsta Rap.....It'll keep everything intense, the way it should be at a 1991 Tecmobowl Tourney...... The Tecmo gods visited me in a dream last night and told me to tell you Manyo to make it so. Here's some names: Eazy~E R.B.L. Posse Ice Cube MC Ren Dr Dre Brotha Lynch Mr Doctor Spice 1 Too $hort Celly Cell B~Legit E~40 DJ Quik MC Eiht N.W.A Comptons' Most Wanted Master P C~bo Lunasicc Blacc C Daz B.O.N.E. Kurupt Sir Mix~A~Lot (Washingtons own) The Ghetto Boyz Scar Face Willy D Bushwick Bill Ant Banks MC Pooh Kam Mista Grimm Volume 10 D.O.A. Delerious Da Nut (also a Washingtonian) Warren G Mack 10 W.C. and the Madd Circle Coolio Cypress Hill Beastie Boyz (you GOTTA play the song Whatcha Want!!!) Nate Dogg South Central Cartell Ice T. (Colors is a MUST) UGK Bun B. Pimp C. Domino Bloods & Crips Paper Boy MC Lyte Yo Yo Marvalles Digital Underground Run D.M.C. Wu Tang Clan Too Live Crew Kool G Rap Nasty Nas The Coup The D.O.C. Ritchy Ritch Lil' Bruce Mac Dre Mac Mall Doobie (aka Suga Wolf Pimp) Young Lay Khyree Anything off the Boyz 'N' Da Hood and Menace to Society Soundtracc's................ ..............$#!t, that's just off the top of the head. Take one song off of every artist I just named, you'd have one hell of a Tecmobowl Soundtracc........ .........not to mention one hell of a trigger ta make everybody start fiendin' for some Old English, Colt .45. or St. Ides!!! (Yes......you are all welcome for the ULTIMATE 90's Gangsta Rap party list) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.