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5 hours ago, gojiphen malor said:

I present to you

River Cracraft

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That sounds frickin' Crocodilian

 

... is it?

 

gojiphen malor, you are a beacon of light shining in the woods:

I wish you were a flippin' NFL player, because Gojiphen Malor would be bodacious

 

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Also, there's Freddie Kitchens, for everyone's post-Halloween fright nite !

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Kitchens

 

(... fitting that I should see a SCARRIE license plate - on Halloween-day - by the way.)

 

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On 6/3/2018 at 10:31 PM, Bolt said:

Xander Bogaerts

MLB, but I don't care.

 

I'm sorry Magglio Ordóñez couldn't be more of an exemplary citizen, Mom (Dad) ...

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1 hour ago, gojiphen malor said:

Alfred Blue-bird?

 

Good try!...  HINT:  You gotta take "Blue" out of the name-equation, and start again...

 

I'll let someone else give yours a try:

1 hour ago, gojiphen malor said:

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On 12/13/2018 at 9:19 AM, gojiphen malor said:

Hopefully an obvious one :

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It has to be one of these options - otherwise, my chalice runneth over - because 5's all I got, and that's infinite :

 

a.  Will Hazard?

b.  Shat Hazard?

c.  Star Lotulelei?

d.  Crystal Gayle?

e.  Duke Johnson?

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On 12/13/2018 at 9:19 AM, gojiphen malor said:

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f.  Bill Bo-Baggins?

 

24 minutes ago, gojiphen malor said:

Their relation to each other is the key word ;) 

 

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g.  Jane Goodall?

 

25 minutes ago, gojiphen malor said:

.. guessing all of these correctly could also get you a three-year, $84 million deal

 

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Oh- I didn't know those fuckers were cousins !  😀

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1 hour ago, gojiphen malor said:

Tyreek Hill??

lol sorry am still stumped

 

It's OK:  it's my fault for making one of those images a GIF.  You know, when I see a GIF I just can't damn-well help myself...  (But, my- how those flutter-wings distract!)

Plus, I see there's an expired "link," for one of my pillaged images.  So, let me do some rearranging and re-present the evidence...

 

On 12/13/2018 at 11:11 AM, Bolt said:

HINT:  You gotta take "Blue" out of the name-equation, and start again...

 

However, let me ask you this, @gojiphen malor:  Do they not have Blue Jays on Monster Island?  Or did Tarzan wipe them all out?

 

 

On 12/5/2018 at 12:05 PM, Bolt said:

Go'n tell me who this is:

 

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