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They P'Ztopped P'Zelling the P'Zone.

@jetta_rae @Pellinova Now I know what to get with my Amazon gift card.

@schatzipage oof

@fingstong I missed Cole Hamels' no-hitter because I ate there.

RT @CastleDUD: No idea who Blac Chyna is but I saw "Chyna" trending and thought it meant the wrestler. I feel decieved! #AttitudeEra

@cameron_durkin I always go to DC, but I like it so much.

RT @The700Level: Confused children in the Philly area unwrap Sixers jerseys and Phillies hats only to ponder whether they really were naugh…

Merry 9/11, Mr. Giuliani. https://t.co/rgSUVnWCSR

I always loved how Gene Hackman was a Jaguars fan for the longest time because of Jack Del Rio.

RT @petegaines: Yet another reason why my neighborhood bookstore rules https://t.co/PZPRKPsS5I

The 1947-48 Providence Steamrollers went 6-42 in BAA play. It's hard imagining the Sixers get as many wins in 82 games.

@waitingroom8008 Merry Christmas, Cuz!!!!! https://t.co/k7fioEPqOD

@BirdLawDS WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE. WE'RE ON PANDOR-sumthing

The Asylum's cheap Vancouver-shot ripoff, CANCONCUSSION.

RT @BillKristol: I gather "Festivus" is coming up. Somewhat amusing for one Seinfeld episode, but basically--let's face it--a sign of Decli…