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[fatcheerleader]

Colts 23 - Jets 21
Saints 35 - Buccaneers 20
Dolphins 20 - Oilers 17
49ers 41 - Lions 3
Chargers 31 - Browns 21
Seahawks 20 - Steelers 10
Chiefs 24 - Broncos 21
Bills 35 - Bengals 24
Packers 26 - Bears 20 /OT
Falcons 24 - Cardinals 17
Rams 35 - Raiders 24
Vikings 21 - Patriots 14

And the Fantasy schedule for the week:

Week #8
Mandarich Oranges at Team RamRod
Bodom's Bottom Bitches at Johnny Johnson's Jockstrap
Cleveland Cosar's at Albuquerque Meth Heads
Wade Wilson's Wenches at Death Valley Dawgs
Cromartie is a Pussy at Odell's Team
Bayside Raiders at Las Vegas Rollers

[fatcheerleader]

Tecmo Fantasy Football: Week 8
"Never Say Never"


Mandarich Oranges (journeymen4lyfe) @ Team RamRod (Rod Woodson)

Mandarich Oranges
QB Boomer Esiason, CIN - 6/12, 163 yds, 1 INT. 1 car, 13 yds (7.82)
QB Phil Simms, NYG - BYE WEEK
RB Marion Butts, SD - *INJURED WEEK 7*
RB Mike Rozier, ATL - 13 car, 135 yds, 1 TD (19.5)
WR Drew Hill, HOU - 2 rec, 28 yds (4.
WR Andre Reed, BUF - 2 rec, 62 yds (8.2)
WR Mark Ingram, NYG - BYE WEEK
TE Keith Jackson, PHI - BYE WEEK
K Morten Anderson, NO - 5/5 XP, 0/1 FG (5)
Total Score: 45.32 Pts

Team RamRod
QB Don Majkowski, GB - 10/21, 247 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT (21.88)
QB Jeff George, IND - 12/20, 177 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT (19.08)
RB Thurman Thomas, BUF - 12 car, 70 yds, 1 TD. 3 rec, 92 yds, 1 TD (31.2)
RB Keith Byars, PHI - BYE WEEK
WR Henry Ellard, LA - 3 rec, 53 yds, 1 TD (14.3)
WR Anthony Miller, SD - 5 rec, 164 yds, 1 TD (27.4)
WR Quinn Early, SD - 4 car, 13 yds. 2 rec, 72 yds (10.5)
TE Rodney Holman, CIN - 1 rec, 28 yds (3.
K Pat Leahy, NYJ - 3/3 XP, 0/1 FG (3)
Total Score: 131.16 Pts


Bodom's Bottom B*tches (Maynard G Krebs) @ Johnny Johnson's Jockstrap (Paul Tagliabue)

Bodom's Bottom B*tches
QB Joe Montana, SF - 10/13, 273 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT (22.92)
QB Steve Grogan, NE - 6/15, 126 yds, 1 TD (11.04)
RB Tom Rathman, SF - 8 car, 68 yds, 3 TD. 1 rec, 52 yds (31)
RB Johnny Johnson, PHX - 14 car, 102 yds, 1 TD. 2 rec, 24 yds, 1 TD (26.6)
WR Haywood Jeffires, HOU - 1 rec, 38 yds, 1 TD (10.
WR Perry Kemp, GB - 2 rec, 23 yds, 1 TD (10.3)
WR Steven Baker, NYG - BYE WEEK
TE Ferrell Edmunds, MIA - 0 rec (0)
K Ken Willis, DAL - BYE WEEK
Total Score: 112.66 Pts

Johnny Johnson's Jockstrap
QB Dan Marino, MIA - 9/15, 175 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT (19)
QB Mark Rypien, WSH - BYE WEEK
RB Ottis Anderson, NYG - BYE WEEK
RB Tony Paige, MIA - 7 car, 34 yds. 3 rec, 75 yds, 1 TD (19.9)
WR Sterling Sharpe, GB - 2 car, 7 yds, 1 TD. 4 rec, 130 yds (23.7)
WR Andre Rison, ATL - 2 rec, 44 yds, 1 TD (12.4)
WR Mark Duper, MIA - 5 rec, 62 yds, 1 TD (17.2)
TE Brent Jones, SF - 2 rec, 33 yds (5.3)
K Scott Norwood, BUF - 5/5 XP (5)
Total Score: 102.50 Pts


Cleveland Cosar's (drummer4god) @ Albuquerque Meth Heads (Max_Fischer)

Cleveland Cosar's
QB Troy Aikman, DAL - BYE WEEK
QB Cody Carlson, HOU - 0/0 (0)
RB Bo Jackson, OAK - 10 car, 37 yds (3.7)
RB Kevin Mack, CLE - 2 car, 5 yds. 2 rec, 18 yds, 1 TD (10.3)
WR Webster Slaughter, CLE - 2 rec, 49 yds (6.9)
WR Willie Gault, OAK - 0 rec (0)
WR Mervyn Fernandez, OAK - 2 rec, 59 yds, 1 TD (13.9)
TE Ozzie Newsome, CLE - 2 rec, 42 yds (6.2)
K Steve Christie, TB - 2/2 XP, 2/2 FG (
Total Score: 49.00 Pts

Albuquerque Meth Heads
QB Rodney Peete, DET - 6/18, 163 yds, 4 INT. 1 car, 9 yds (7.42)
QB Jim Everett, LA - 9/11, 231 yds, 4 TD, 1 INT (33.24)
RB Albert Bentley, IND - 9 car, 88 yds, 1 TD. 4 rec, 53 yds, 1 TD (30.1)
RB John L. Williams, SEA - 6 car, 66 yds. 2 rec, 47 yds (13.3) *INJURED WEEK 8*
WR Eric Martin, NO - 4 rec, 146 yds, 1 TD (24.6)
WR Stephon Paige, KC - 2 rec, 76 yds (9.6)
WR Curtis Duncan, HOU - 2 rec, 46 yds (6.6)
TE Pete Holohan, LA - 2 rec, 65 yds, 1 TD (14.5)
K Tony Zendejas, HOU - 2/2 XP, 1/2 FG (5)
Total Score: 144.36 Pts


Wade Wilson's Wenches (staffbb43) @ Death Valley Dawgs (fatcheerleader)

Wade Wilson's Wenches
QB QB Browns, CLE - 13/17, 288 yds, 3 TD, 1 INT (29.52)
QB Dave Krieg, SEA - 4/9, 110 yds (4.4)
RB Herschel Walker, MIN - 6 car, 74 yds. 1 rec, 28 yds (11.2)
RB Sammie Smith, MIA - 10 car, 71 yds, 1 TD (13.1)
WR Jerry Rice, SF - 6 rec, 154 yds, 1 TD (27.4)
WR Art Monk, WSH - BYE WEEK
WR Mark Jackson, DEN - 0 rec (0)
TE Keith McKeller, BUF - 2 rec, 78 yds (9.
K Pete Stoyanovich, MIA - 2/3 XP (2)
Total Score: 97.42 Pts

Death Valley Dawgs
QB QB Bills, BUF - 10/12, 297 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT (23.88)
QB Steve DeBerg, KC - 5/6, 156 yds, 1 INT (6.24)
RB James Brooks, CIN - 7 car, 33 yds, 1 TD. 2 rec, 51 yds (16.4)
RB Cleveland Gary, LA - 2 car, 28 yds. 1 rec, 39 yds (7.7)
WR John Taylor, SF - 0 rec (0)
WR Willie Anderson, LA - 2 rec, 71 yds, 1 TD (15.1)
WR Fred Barnett, PHI - BYE WEEK
TE Jim Jensen, MIA - 0 rec (0)
K Nick Lowery, KC - 3/3 XP, 1/1 FG (6)
Total Score: 75.32 Pts


Cromartie is a Pussy (Bodom18) @ 19msReverse (Odell)

Cromartie is a Pussy
QB Warren Moon, HOU - 7/11, 177 yds, 1 TD. 1 car, -1 yds (12.98)
QB Chris Miller, ATL - 4/7, 100 yds. 2 car, 14 yds, 1 TD (17.4)
RB Ernest Byner, WSH - *INJURED WEEK 6*
RB David Meggett, NYG - BYE WEEK
WR Vance Johnson, DEN - 2 car, 18 yds. 5 rec, 121 yds, 2 TD (30.9)
WR Louis Lipps, PIT - 3 rec, 60 yds, 1 TD (15)
WR Jessie Hester, IND - 3 rec, 55 yds (8.5)
TE Marv Cook, NE - 2 rec, 49 yds (6.9)
K Mike Cofer, SF - 5/6 XP (5)
Total Score: 96.68 Pts

19ms Reverse
QB Jay Schroeder, OAK - 3/7, 68 yds, 1 TD (8.72)
QB Wade Wilson, MIN - 6/11, 149 yds, 3 TD, 1 INT (23.96)
RB Barry Sanders, DET - 7 car, 44 yds. 1 rec, 20 yds (7.4)
RB Bobby Humphrey, DEN - 6 car, 36 yds. 1 rec, 24 yds (7)
WR Ernest Givins, HOU - 2 rec, 65 yds (8.5)
WR Kelvin Martin, DAL - BYE WEEK
WR Ricky Proehl, PHX - 4 car, 22 yds. 1 rec, 25 yds (5.7)
TE Jay Novacek, DAL - BYE WEEK
K Jason Staurovsky, NE - 2/2 FG, 0/1 FG (2)
Total Score: 63.28 Pts


Bayside Raiders (Bo FB Offtackle Left) @ Las Vegas Rollers (TecmoSuperFan)

Bayside Raiders
QB QB Eagles, PHI - BYE WEEK
QB Vinny Testeverde, TB - 7/15, 192 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT (19.68)
RB Neal Anderson, CHI - 12 car, 83 yds, 1 TD. 2 rec, 60 yds (22.3)
RB Marcus Allen, OAK - 13 car, 158 yds, 2 TD (27.
WR Gary Clark, WSH - BYE WEEK
WR Anthony Carter, MIN - 4 rec, 87 yds, 2 TD (24.7)
WR Mark Clayton, MIA - 1 rec, 38 yds (4.
TE Steve Jordan, MIN - 0 rec (0)
K Jeff Jaeger, OAK - 3/3 XP, 1/1 FG (6)
Total Score: 105.28 Pts

Las Vegas Rollers
QB S. Young, SF - 0/0 (0)
QB John Elway, DEN - 7/9, 178 yds, 3 TD, 1 INT (25.12)
RB Christian Okoye, KC - 4 car, 57 yds. 1 rec, 16 yds (8.3)
RB Emmitt Smith, DAL - BYE WEEK
WR Irving Fryar, NE - 1 rec, 19 yds, 1 TD (8.9)
WR James Lofton, BUF - 2 rec, 60 yds (
WR Michael Irvin, DAL - BYE WEEK
TE Mark Bavaro, NYG - BYE WEEK
K Gary Anderson, PIT - 1/1 XP, 1/2 FG (4)
Total Score: 54.32 Pts


Quick Results
Mandarich Oranges 45.32 - Team RamRod 131.16
Bodom's Bottom B*tches 112.66 - Johnny Johnson's Jockstrap 102.50
Albuquerque Meth Heads 144.36 - Cleveland Cosar's 49.00
Wade Wilson's Wenches 97.42 - Death Valley Dawgs 75.32
Cromartie is a Pussy 96.68 - 19ms Reverse 63.28
Bayside Raiders 105.28 - Las Vegas Rollers 54.32

Injury Report
RB Todd McNair, KC (Free Agent) - Returned Week 8
RB Keith Woodside, GB (Free Agent) - Injured Week 5
RB Earnest Byner, WSH (Cromartie) - Injured Week 6
RB Marion Butts, SD (Mandarich Oranges) - Injured Week 7
RB John L Williams (Albuquerque Meth Heads) - Injured Week 8
RB John Stephens (Free Agent) - Injured Week 8

Head over to the Main Thread to check out the Standings, and the Current Leaders at each position!

[Bodom]

K Mike Cofer, SF - 5/6 XP (5)

Unacceptable!

[BO FB Offtackle Left]

omg i won another game.

[Knobbe]

I really could have used my whole team on bye except Thurman and Magik this week

[Bodom]

TOM RATHMAN!

...I just stole MGK's thunder.

[Maynard_G_Krebs]

TOM RATHM... f*ck. Yeah, you did steal it.



But for this week, I might have to give the special nod to Johnny Johnson for coming out and having a GAME against the team named after his likeness.

[Maynard_G_Krebs]

From the player rankings page:

Steve Grogan	Bottom Bitches	108.04

John Elway	Vegas Rollers	106.48

Love it.

[Knobbe]

At this point Thurman Thomas has no peers

Week 8

Las Vegas Rollers - 515.08
Thurman Thomas - 263

[Max_Fischer]

Nice. If John "Jesus L. Christ" Williams doesn't come back next week I will have no running backs since Bentley has a bye. But I now stand alone with the highest winning pct so I guess I can't complain too much....

[Bodom]

From the player rankings page:

Steve Grogan	Bottom Bitches	108.04
John Elway	Vegas Rollers	106.48

Love it.

Grogan was slightly better in real life too.

[BO FB Offtackle Left]

From the player rankings page:

Steve Grogan	Bottom Bitches	108.04
John Elway	Vegas Rollers	106.48

Love it.

Grogan was slightly better in real life too.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Bodom, I am smoking some kiiiiiiiiiind right now that johnny larue would be proud of, but I want whatever the hell it is YOU'RE smoking lmfao.

[Bodom]

From the player rankings page:

Steve Grogan	Bottom Bitches	108.04
John Elway	Vegas Rollers	106.48

Love it.

Grogan was slightly better in real life too.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Bodom, I am smoking some kiiiiiiiiiind right now that johnny larue would be proud of, but I want whatever the hell it is YOU'RE smoking lmfao.

Career Stats: Completion Pct: 52%, QB Rating: 69.6. I rest my case!

I'm glad I was too young to remember those years. I slightly recall the tail end of his career. Interestingly enough, 1990 was his last season....he only started 4 games (1-3). Wilson and Hodson each started 6 games for a combined 0-12.