Beef Juice

Your thoughts about Lou don't fall on deaf ears. We think about him all the time and miss the guy a ton. 
 
Here's a video capturing the opening ceremony at BM IV to honor Lou, courtesy of @SammieSmith33 and performed by @Leonardite and The Grand Conjurer: 
 
 
As far as a 2024 experience, there have been rumblings at best. If it is decided, the experience will reveal itself here in due time for all to see. 

Your drumming may have cost you the win, but you're #1 in our hearts. The fact alone that you've made 3 of these things via 8 hour one-way drives is a feat no other has dared to attempt. Also, your Fireside Chat rally after your chair "lost it's balance" was quite impressive. 
 
In summary: Don't touch the drums
 

Burning Mort 5 early outlook
 
Keys to Beef’s Success:
 
1. Don’t touch the drums.
2. Don’t smoke anything.
 
Thanks guys. I had so much fun, even when my incessant drumming cost my troupe’s chances and I smoked myself into the upside-down.
 
Sincerely,
 
Beef Juice (3-time last place king)

Burning Mort 5 early outlook
 
Keys to Beef’s Success:
 
1. Don’t touch the drums.
2. Don’t smoke anything.
 
Thanks guys. I had so much fun, even when my incessant drumming cost my troupe’s chances and I smoked myself into the upside-down.
 
Sincerely,
 
Beef Juice (3-time last place king)

In the before times, great warriors would gather in the Dakota plains and do battle in contests of great strength, both physically and mentally.
 
If you gaze out onto the horizon, they say you can see their spirits still, shitting on a makeshift toilet under some brush.

We knew/figured as much, but I'll let you and the audience answer this for yourselves:
 
Would you rather:
 
A.) Have a TV, NES and Tecmo prepped and ready for your gaming pleasure at a medium-to-dimly lit drinking establishment with $5 tall boys as soon as you walk in the joint ...or...
 
B.) Have a machete to hack through thorns, burning bush and spiderwebs through the course of 3 days with no water with just a map and a compass only to unearth a treasure chest with a mysteriously powered NES, TV, Tecmo, and keg of cold Good Ass Beer. 
 
I can tell you which choice team ND prefers. 

In the before times, great warriors would gather in the Dakota plains and do battle in contests of great strength, both physically and mentally.
 
If you gaze out onto the horizon, they say you can see their spirits still, shitting on a makeshift toilet under some brush.

You should have dropped a line. I had it all just sitting in a briefcase in my office.
 

In the before times, great warriors would gather in the Dakota plains and do battle in contests of great strength, both physically and mentally.
 
If you gaze out onto the horizon, they say you can see their spirits still, shitting on a makeshift toilet under some brush.

In the before times, great warriors would gather in the Dakota plains and do battle in contests of great strength, both physically and mentally.
 
If you gaze out onto the horizon, they say you can see their spirits still, shitting on a makeshift toilet under some brush.

Whoa.
 
I tried to piece this forum puzzle together on the waybackmachine and I was missing lots of very crucial posts and information about the experience. 
 
I am eternally in debt. 

*fist

Oh shit I found another photo from Burning Mort on my phone.
 

 
Looking good fellas!

It will truly be missed.  I feel like Griffey during the strike season.  I was just getting my feet planted into this thing.
 
 @Beef Juice should send some sacrificial juice to the Conjurer to keep the Burning Mort temple flames a blaze.  Also that sweet aroma will bring joy. 
 
It will be missed but we all will be waiting with great excitement for next year.  

What the frick am I gonna do with these Custom Grand Conjureror Burning Mort  N95 Facemasks!?!  I had to order 300 pcs to get the "good" price break.
 

Just remember. The real Burning Mort is in here.
 
(Points to @sonofpatbeach's penis)

Just remember. The real Burning Mort is in here.
 
(Points to @sonofpatbeach's penis)

I'm not committed to saying I'm out yet. But my autoimmune compromised ass is definitely listed as "Doubtful" for this event unfortunately.

I'm not committed to saying I'm out yet. But my autoimmune compromised ass is definitely listed as "Doubtful" for this event unfortunately.

Burning Mort Coronavirus Update: 
 
The good thing is, we won't have to worry about making any Corona related Burning Mort decisions now, because we won't start planning BMIV until the week of BMIV. 
 
Stay tuned. 

Most of you already know this, but Tomczak Bowl XII has been postponed indefinitely.
 
We hope to reschedule for sometime late summer/early fall.

Most of you already know this, but Tomczak Bowl XII has been postponed indefinitely.
 
We hope to reschedule for sometime late summer/early fall.

Yes, we're at The Venue at 285 Main Street, Dubuque, IA 52001. It's the same place you guys came to a couple years ago.