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  1. update from Falcons training camp: Andre Rison has finally convinced his fellow receivers to attend the Andre Rison Football Academy, where they are now working hard alongside high schoolers to study the important concepts of "catching" and "running". According to Andre, they will be allowed to take the practice field once they pass their written exams. Chris Miller, for stated reasons of "loyalty", showed up to camp wearing his old Oregon Ducks jersey, prompting Deion Sanders to announce "hunting season is open". He then shot Miller in the ass. Millen has assumed starting duties ("for now" according to Deion) and the Falcons have promoted an unnamed third-stringer to backup QB. The new backup was immediately suspended for vomiting beer all over the team cheerleaders.
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