DFM

Burning Mort in a nutshell.

Just trying to give feedback on player balance. The ratings appear to be random. 63MS for a DB should put them near the top 10 of all DBs. Use http://tecmogeek.com/ for a good reference to see the scaling of ratings in the original ROM.

All you need. ? ?

Honest feedback: We played some games with this ROM before Burning Mort. The rookies are wayyyyyy overpowered. Tredavious White (the 27th pick) is 63MS/50INT. The NFL Interception leader, Casey Hayward, is 56/50. Uhhhh

At least @Jim Socks 13 is keeping it real Burning Mort-style out in the real world...

There are unwavering commitments and sacrifices to be made. You must be one with The Conjurer. "Squeezes and deaths" do not please him. Only through continued promise will you be added to the short, short tribal comrade register. Those selected from the register to attend must verse themselves in the Burning Mort annals, thereby guaranteeing that all comrades comprehend the experience.

Mort chose the only motel to be from a Midwest murder scene. ND boys said it is the stabbiest motel in town.

Relevant.

Burning Mort II Urinal

Session 1: Grand(pa) Conjurer's Old Cough Medicine Men

Mother Mort's Milk

Two of the best TSB plays of my life happened in that round. At Tecmo XIV, not only will I be playing, I will be bringing a mirror to set it up in front of my TV every round. Pretty sure this is a guaranteed win. Remember, as @sonofpatbeach said, at 8PM Burning Mort time, DFM takes over. #SecretWeapon

When you meet The Grand Conjurer at Burning Mort, you must win his favor.

Championship Tiebreaker Finals - @mort1237 vs @davefmurray - GIF Recap

Burning Mort II Opening Ceremonies

There's no greater feeling than destroying honorary guest Mort in Tetris, who you assumed would go full Rain Man on you. Reaching the championship tiebreaker round of Burning Mort is a very, very close second. Hoisting the championship trophy while The Conjurer looks away in defeat is easily third. Moral of the story, Burning Mort is responsible for some of the greatest moments of my life. Shout-out to Tribe Chet: Chet, Josh, Lou & DFM. P.S. You don't want to play me in mirror Tecmo. I will eff you up.

For those coming, I am here. You have no idea what is about to wreck your Tecmo mind. Also, Logan has had relations with every woman in Fargo. Don't tell his wife.

I tried to get you clarification. His majesty's reply: Remember, your favor comes through your obediencesies. Risky business is your shirtsies.

I stole one of these for Tecmo XIV. You will be fully credited.

I just lol'd IRL.

He needs to do Tebow though.

The Conjurer's Dreamland is a mystical place where sorcery and endurance collide. Only the fattest will survive.