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  1. A live look at me trying to hold off all advancing Summer Plans with kids and family to keep August 4th open for Tecmo Tomfoolery.....
  2. Hope the Madison Crew gets you a cake!
  3. In honor of the Hardcore being on 6/9. I have Ranked all #69's in TSB Keith "Not Phil" Sims LG Dolphins and his 69 HP Popcorn Making Power Darrell "Alexander" Hamilton LT Broncos 56 HP (Highest on Broncs Line) Les "is More" Miller NT Chargers and his 56 HP 38 MS "WorldWide" Will Wolford LT Bills 50 HP protecting QB BSD's Blind Side Todd "the Bod" Kalis RG Vikes and his 50 HP Houston "Popcorns at 69HP" Hoover LG Falcons and his 44 HP Tim "Can't Lurch if he tried" Krumrie NT 31 MS
  4. Love this thread...
  5. @El Guapo I like your style dude. New rule, after every win you must add werewolf make up to your face and hands. At the end it will be Michael J Fox vs Jason Batemen https://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Werewolf-Makeup-Kit-Standard/dp/B002PBPNEA
  6. May need to recreate this before every game
  7. Live video of the Shirts and Skins Matchup
  8. Well said Godfather. Thanks for running the excel on Jam as well, it was like watching Picasso paint. This post was a good reminder that people should come to these tourneys like you are going to a friends party and not treat it like you are going to a restaurant where you can complain about the service, etc. Anyways it was a friggen great time as always, anytime I can find myself with my shirt off on many social media accounts its a good weekend!
  9. So much anticipation for the big weekend. Only one way to express myself at this level of Alpha Maleness......a Haiku Squirming in my chair Tecmo Migration begins Hangovers be Damned
  10. segathonsov

    Team matchup sheet for new players

    Bumping this thread for any new players doing some prep for upcoming Tecmo Madison. Worth a download
  11. segathonsov

    Let's play: Which Team Would You Pick?

    Bumping this Gem for anybody newer to Tecmo doing some last minute research. Also check out this great sheet that @bruddog for help calling match ups. Last few tips for new guys coming - Does a team have a high interception DB that can Jump Pick the other QB? I didn't know that a 63 rated INT Dback could jump pick QB's with 44 PC and lower when I first started playing. Many INT's were thrown. It can really shut down your passing game - If you find yourself being out tapped, don't initiate contact on D. If you can dance in front for a little bit to get runner to do some jukes you should have Drone help coming. If you come in right away, you'll get thrown into the cheerleader's lap and your opponent will zig zag to endzone. - If playing a high seed in group play call these 2 "garbage day" match ups. SEA/NE GB/CLE. You will realize it's not a match up the other guys wants as they will probably sigh when they hear it. You can let the bombs fly and get some covered catches without much fear of INTs. Don't call awesome match ups like Bills /NYG. The skill level of the top 40 guys in the tourney is crazy, they will carve you up like a thanksgiving turkey. Need to give them a dull knife with those two matchups. See you all Friday. Can't wait!
  12. Lets get some black out curtains and get a 10x10 area and make a "Burning Mort Experience" sign. $5 to peak in, $10 to touch North Dakota Tecmo Hall of Fame memorabilia, "Unless you are Mort. Are you Mort?"
  13. segathonsov

    LB4 Lurch Best Linebackers

    Tecmo is a lot of about dice rolls, sometimes the Tecmo Gods will let things happen. I was playing last weekend and 2 out of 3 times Joe Mott's Applesauce came in and killed the run up the gut play and he is 25 RS/31RP on Emmit. I also tried with Banks on NYG and never got it once against Thurman in another scrimmage. With Slower LB's I think you are at the mercy of the Tecmo Dice roll if you get popcorned or get through.
  14. I rember the last time the Conjurer's Magic was contained by a group of rag tag sceintist's then this dick from the EPA shut them down. Here's grainy video of the explosion
  15. Smart move, if The Conjurer’s Magic unfreezes who knows what could happen.
  16. I would never slander the Mayor of Tecmo, but your views are Radical.
  17. You are right, thinking RBI. But you can jump and climb outfield walls in baseball stars. Plus some of the players are girls and have booobies. Probably ex Tecmo cheerleaders
  18. How many bathrooms at Redzone, or do I need to bring a lamp?
  19. Nice group of games, I better stop what I am doing and do a quick ranking. YOU HAVE TO LOVE THESE GAMES TO BE MY FRIEND TIER 1. TSB (of course) 2. MTPO - Almost beats tecmo. Finally beat this game in College and consider it my greatest College accomplishment and I was a virgin entering college 3. Baseball Stars - paid $63 for this game at Funcoland in the early 90s. Best Baseball game on NES don't @ me 4. Ice Hockey - Skinny - Medium - Fat - Fat Poland team I will beat you with finese and not Meathead Tapping speed 5. Arch Rival - Best Basketball game on NES hands down. Lewis from Natural High > then Mohawk guy of hated Brawl State. Pantsing then punching the guy in the face to steal the ball was no higher form of Comedy in 5th grade 6. Bad News Baseball – never owned the game but controls are great, wish you could dive though 7. Tecmo World Wrestling – Dr Guido or as we called in Dr Dildo, had the Giant Swing finishing move that was great. Game still holds up and my kids like playing it but I don’t tell them Dr’s Nickname 8. RBI Baseball – jocknerds are foaming at the month that it’s this low, great game but it’s like a 49ers vs Seahawks match up when comparing to Baseball Stars 9. Golf – KISS keep it simple stupid. Great game. Want to have 5 drinks and challenge somone right now. I could work a slice like no other. 10. Hoops – even surprised me making top ten. But give me Face and Legs, make it take it, you won’t get to 5 11. Double Dribble – Pissed it didn’t make top ten, but the 3 pt glitch too much to overcome hoops 12. Blades of Steal – Great game, loved the minigame during end of period and fighting but I didn’t like the arrow shooting mechanism 13. Tecmo Bowl – TSB orgin story. Great game but overshadowed by it’s brother. Kind of like Peoples Champ over @SammieSmith33 MENDOZA LINE TIER 14. NES Playaction Football – game isn’t that great now, but I played it a ton back in the day. Just tried to be a little too realistic with 8 bit hardware. 15.Baseball – 1st baseball game I played on NES and you always remember your first... 16. Bases Loaded – Hitting mechanism too hard. I think you could charge the mound though. Think I have never finished a game 17. Volleyball – rented this game from a gas station as a kid. Fond memories but I don’t think I want to play again and see it’s withered face like the hot teacher in high school that now has depends on 18.Tecmo Baseketball – so close to being good, but just not there. Hoops and Arch Rivals dance with Tecmo Basketball’s dates and Tecmo won’t say a peep NEVER PLAYED TIER 19. Tennis – maybe I played it but can’t remember. Probably not that great 20. Roger Clemons Baseball – never played, sorry Rocket…. 21. Bowling game – never played it, all I can think of is that golden tee bowling game I played at bar so I won’t put it last 22. Game with what looks like Kirby Pucket on – Love puck but don’t know the game. Remember the Puck Pack at McDonalds? 23. Shredding – never played it probably a gateway drug to other shitty games SHIT JUST SHIT TIER 24. Kings of Beach – should be called we can’t even hold Super Spike Vball’s jock 25. 10 Yard Fight – 1st time I saw my friends older brothers playing it I was salivating, but after playing it for 5 minutes we went back to Table Top Football as the vibrating board was more appealing 26. Track and Field II – dogshit, just do the same games as last time and add taekwondo and you are in top ten. 27 Tecmo Baseball – How could they fuck up baseball so badly? 28. Pebble Beach Challenge – I think I tried playing for 2 minutes then put in Ghost n Goblins 29. John Elway Quarerback – 10 yard Fight with really complicated plays that don’t work. Bonus dermits sticking with 10 yard fight look HOT GARBAGE 30. NFL – Never Fun Letdown
  20. segathonsov

    Offense Fundamentals Help

    Play vs coach mode. Have defense pick your play and practice hot routes. Check out Mort's blog on the forum as well.
  21. segathonsov

    SEGATHON this Satuday

    Yeah It’s like nhl 95, there are no Joe Montana to Rice connections. I’d say the gammet would be like Raiders to Colts match up wise. In genesis version of 94 there is a weight bug for checking (kinda like HP math in Tecmo that adds another layer) that 94 tourney will have a high level of play where a few guys will be a reg/Gats level. Would loved to go to that tourney plus Vancouver is like the Miami of Canada
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    SEGATHON this Satuday

    Doing our Annual Segathon Tourney at a buds house this Saturday. Will be setting up a live feed again and you may see a few friendly Tecmo faces there https://www.twitch.tv/segathonsov Starts around 3 but later in the night is when the feed should get interesting.
  23. segathonsov

    SEGATHON this Satuday

    We had 15 this time. NHL 95 teams are pretty close compared to Tecmo's ridged caste system. I'd say only 1 team of the 26 is unplayable (Ducks) all the others have a punchers chance.
  24. Get these defunct 90's hip hop performers and inject it into my veins