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"I was going to make my millions, but I got high..." https://t.co/uW835JpOIq

@kristendrum @RealMickFoley @LGNDSofWRSTLNG Cactus Jack! https://t.co/lryTIthS15

All dogs goes to heaven https://t.co/NL4UdpbjPp

RIP Barbara Bush

RT @petefrasermusic: I deduce, Watson, that the person who lives here likes a drink. https://t.co/SQwrUf8qm8

RT @JackOfQuills: how did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alpha…

RT @JeffYoung: tfw you aren't being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee https://t.co/0gbOmDtJq8

RT @laurenleti: if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at…

RT @GrowlyGrego: [First date] DATE: Tell me something unique about yourself. ME: Well, I always sleep with one arm under my pillow. DAT…

RT @Kyle1092: Did a little self diagnosing over on Web MD and it turns out I've been dead since 2006

RT @AndrewNadeau0: SOCRATES: The only thing I know is that I know nothing. ME: Aw, hey, don’t say that. You know things. SOCRATES: No, I me…

RT @PerfumeAds: Taylor Swift is inside a glass box in a maximum security prison. Music is outlawed and she’s on Death Row. For her last m…

Official run-of-the-mill comments from Zuckerberg: https://t.co/ENPAS02hX0

RT @This_is_a_dm: [creating humans] GOD: make the male get random erections for no reason. Make the female pee if she laughs too hard. A…

RT @ananavarro: I just heard an announcement over the speaker at airport in Albany asking that the person who forgot their emotional suppor…