Prof_Werwolf

@TheAlucinaut No it's way more upsetting than like, Penis Landscape, because I'm picturing someone's holiday being ruined

RT @drewtoothpaste: this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life https://t.co/BaTXhbe6jY

RT @david_j_roth: PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, thin…

@heymedley Roz can get it

@BruceRauner Do you support the President or Not? Also, what is your favorite Papa Roach album?

@patrickwinegar If it happens again DM me and I'll tell you how to turn it on

@xoMinaRS @louisvirtel Just remember to vote the bastards out in 2018

RT @VicBergerIV: Please retweet/share around if @twitter @jack @biz should explain why they took no action after serial harasser @jackposob…

@verrit Hey, Pete a bunch of candidates he endorsed won. Also, it's amazing how well the Democrats do when Hillary isn't on the ballot

RT @KSchultz3580: Four stages of GOP scandal response: 1. As the father of a daughter, I'm outraged. 2. If the allegations are true, he sho…

Everything in Today Was a Good Day that happens to Ice Cube after midnight is technically the next day.

RT @EdWGillespie: B

@jimmmyman10 @jimpjorps You just described every Libertarian I've ever met

RT @TwoPaddocks: Not since Fabio killed that goose. https://t.co/5B7asSEw3b

RT @Mother_Faulkner: What... did I just accidentally find https://t.co/acxzD0tscF