Coconuts

1 hour ago, kamphuna8 said:

We drafted with a hard salary cap. He's got one of the best squads if you ask me, especially for his style. Aikman is gonna make or BrAik him, which we all know how LVP do. Some guys went for the eatshitorenga route like @fairfensheeding with Chrissy Evert to Rams WRs and @SirTed with 49ers Qbs to MIN WRs,  and @XtraLargent with Kenny O slanging to the 49ers WRs and TEs. Then there's @madmanyo360   he got Bo and Marcus, and Dick Dick the Oiler...

Hmm. Interesting

45 minutes ago, hankthetank said:

The thing is though Johnny Johnson creates an atmosphere of losing. 

1990 Cardinals 5-11

1991 Cardinals 4-12

1992 Cardinals 4-12

1993 Jets 8-8 

1994 Jets 6-10

Then San Francisco wanted to sign him but didn't because Johnny Johnson has no passion

1995 49ers 11-5 (Made Playoffs a thing that no team that Johnny Johnson has played on has done)

Then they did sign him in 96 but he faked a back injury so he didn't have to play

1996 49ers 12-4 (Made Playoffs a thing that no team that Johnny Johnson has played on has done)

 

 

This is comedy gold. However, you can't blame JJ for the ineptitude of the early 90s Cardinals or Jets. Joe Bugel and Rich Kotite? Yeah, enough said there.

Not a bad team. Little light on the backers, but eh, that's what Lonnie and Green are for. Real question is: can he master the 50/44 passer?

I can't believe we're still on this fantasy of Johnny being good.. 

1 hour ago, Bolt said:

 

I had a second thought about Mike Fox - was gonna say "Doug Reed"...  But then I had a second thought about Doug Smith;  is Doug Smith right, or is it supposed to be BRIAN Smith?

Er wait yeah you're right 

6 hours ago, Bolt said:

 

I've gone out of my way not to look this up whatsoever.

 

My personal guess (after much meditation/ zen orchestration) is,

 

Doug Smith

Alvin Wright

Mike Fox

 

Amirite?

You got 2! Big, big props to you. Mike Fox is incorrect - Brian Smith is the other. 3 very generic sounding names.

A bunch of us did something like this at Madison. Here's the killer question that stumped everyone. 

Name the Rams DL. No one could even get one unless we looked it up - even Orenga, Mort, no one.

I could give you two first names spelled incorrectly right off the top of my head. Last names? Heywood Jeffires and.... 

Greg McMurtry. Had to look at the list and that name on the game didn't sound right.

Congrats again @red98sethuthut. Thanks for the props, however I told you all the truth haha. Did not pick up a controller since November. 

On 12/8/2017 at 8:56 AM, regulator088 said:

"Get ready for a show!"

"I grow tired of waiting".

"Simple geometry"

@regulator088 "It's time for some mayhem!!"

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

On 9/21/2017 at 4:26 PM, hankthetank said:

 

Exactly What kind of Person would give themselves a fake Title that they did absolutely nothing to actually deserve? 

You mean like how you take pictures with a Madison trophy Gats gave you that you did absolutely nothing to deserve? 

On 10/2/2017 at 11:39 AM, davefmurray said:

 

Everyone should be afraid of sober @regulator088, especially @joeygats & @Coconuts .

 

 

Who?

20 hours ago, davefmurray said:

@regulator088 told me he hopes @joeygats shows up again so he can embarrass him Dallas-style because sober Reg is the LeBron of Tecmo. He also said that it doesn't matter how much magnesium @hankthetank shoves down @joeygats throat. He will destroy every supplement taking Tecmo human on the planet.

I beg to differ sir. 10 bucks says if we ingest equally on the supplements, I whoop everyone's monkey ass from here to Jabroni Drive. 

True story batman. 

Awesome. I'll be happy to take back my title after you swept in and stole that shit. 

BTW, I'll be sober for the first time at a tourney. You're all fucked. 

Yeah, if you guys don't hold it the same day as Tundra, I may attend.

On 3/6/2017 at 10:06 PM, sdu754 said:

Johnny Johnson is a fumble machine. I used the four runs you say to use today, and he fumbled 3 times in one game

When do people learn? JOHNNY JOHNSON FUMBLES MORE THAN ANYONE IN TECMO. Do I have to have it in all caps until it sinks in????

1 hour ago, vikingmoe02 said:

One that was missed here, I think, is MIN vs TB.

As I stated earlier - MIN.

On 2/16/2017 at 3:25 PM, Dotdon said:

More, this time with another enigma of a team to me, who seems to match up against 10 or more teams fairly well, MIN

MIN v. MIA

MIN v. CIN

MIN v. DEN

MIN v. SD

MIN v. WASH

MIN v. DAL

I'll take MIN over every team in TSB but SF, HOU, and GIA. Maybe not BUF, depending on my mood.

Apparently you don't understand trolling, son. Which is hard to believe.

36 minutes ago, ~Tailback King~ said:

 

I call this one quite a bit, because I think every opponent will take PIT here, leaving me with The Man, The Myth, and the Legend they call Johnny Johnson, who of course I prefer. (who wouldn't?)  When you really think about it, the matchup is not even close.  It's eazy to score on a soft, towel waiving defense as long as you keep Rod Woodson honest by dropping a couple bombs on his a$$ by using "THE LEGEND" as a decoy, and if you have any type of a tap game, it makes it only that much worse for PIT.  I like the offensive advantage at Tailback a hell of a lot more because I have Johnny Johnson in my backfield and they don't.   

Johnny Johnson blows donkey dick. Fumbles when the game's in his hands. All time choke artist. 

On 2/1/2017 at 9:28 AM, davefmurray said:

 

Just to give two examples:

1) Mort recently placed 2nd at the Tundra Bowl. In his post tourney interview, he talked about how losing the coin toss every game really helped him. (He didn't have to call the matchup.)

2) Joeygats in discussing his upcoming Thunderdome run states that if he is to make a deep run he needs to lose as many coin tosses as possible. (So he doesn't have to call the matchup.)

 

TSB's elite do not want to call the matchup.

Bingo. I won 2 coin flips at Tundra out of 7?8? First one I took Ones' advice and deferred. Second was late in the tourney. I'd prefer to have my choice of team all day every day. Twice on Sundays.

15 hours ago, Ryan11p said:

Nasty Matchup love to see what yall think

 

PIT vs PHX

 

who ya got?

PIT. All day, every day. See Tecmo XI vs. Daboy.

On 1/24/2017 at 1:37 PM, trojan1979 said:

 

I don't think you and I played during the last Milwaukee tournament.  I'm sensing sarcasm here on the joy factor.

Just saying it gets old playing the same people at every tourney. I believe you're right. So, 3 out of the last 5.