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RT @SBNationCFB: Mel Kiper on Jimmy Clausen, eight years ago this draft: “If Jimmy Clausen is not a successful quarterback in the NFL, I’…

RT @BarstoolBigCat: Are the Bucks in trouble? Well it’s hard to say. Today’s PMT —-> https://t.co/htoaCr8KQG https://t.co/Za2mPiISkA

RT @MyNig: Was the locker room pregnant https://t.co/uJG8QZL5Jo

RT @RedSox: Who wore it better? https://t.co/ud8RpxJetJ

RT @NESN: Joe Kelly received a massive ovation at TD Garden after the Bruins showed the Red Sox-Yankees brawl on the video board. WATCH: ht…

RT @RedSox: G’morning! Remember last night? https://t.co/rJuyv8sONB

Hahahahaha holy shit Gary Sanchez is a terrible catcher and it is on FULL display tonight.

btw every sin Joe Kelly has ever committed as a Red Sox player is absolved purely because of this: https://t.co/e1m8Azgr1U

RT @SarahSpain: Me too, Ben. Me too. 😍 @minakimes #SmartKid https://t.co/ZC5ioSXJT3

RT @MLBNetwork: .@45PedroMartinez, are you ok?!?! @TheMayorsOffice #MLBTonight https://t.co/oUGqE9oUub

RT @robinsloan: https://t.co/oIbY95c3DH

RT @Buccigross: It’s a table cloth. https://t.co/5DjCI11FS8

RT @TimHeiman: Tim Tebow. First pitch at Double-A. Towering three-run homer. Unreal.

RT @NihongoSOS: ･ ｡ 🍗∴｡　* 　･ﾟ*｡🍟･ 　　･ *ﾟ｡　　 * 　 ･ ﾟ*｡･ﾟ🍩｡ 　　　☆ﾟ･｡°*. ﾟ *　　ﾟ｡·*･｡ ﾟ* 　　　ﾟ *.｡🍔｡　･ 　　* ☆ ｡･ﾟ*.｡ 　　　 *　🍜 ﾟ･｡ * ｡ 　　　　･　　ﾟ🍝 ｡…

RT @SBNation: For the first time since the 1998-99 season, the Spurs won't have 50+ wins https://t.co/pYN4GL3cHH

RT @nae97954: #FireballIsland Grand-Opening at noon. Get the exclusive on Kickstarter about this beautiful vacation resort. Vul-Kar is bein…

RT @Th8t_Girl_Demi: RT if you’re over 30 with no kids. I feel like a unicorn.

RT @MLB: 2 outs. 2 strikes. Down by a run. Homers don’t get more clutch than this. https://t.co/b7BGcZrmXL

RT @finalmouse: @summit1g just signed a couple ultralight sunsets to giveaway !! Retweet this and follow us @finalmouse for a chance to win…

No surprise that Aaron Judge’s SC commercial is unfunny garbage.

RT @AdamSchefter: Text from former NFL linebacker: “Can't believe how ridiculous this lowering of the head thing is. Go back and watch any…

RT @MattBors: Her: maybe you should give less brain space to following twitter drama Me: https://t.co/aFgjGbzoLS

RT @SBNation: Kansas scored 13 points in OT... ...and all those points belong to Malik Newman! 💪💪💪 https://t.co/0ptVZHMaxp

RT @BrianStack153: “One of my best friends was killed by gun violence right around here...” https://t.co/0oAy92N67l

@henchman21 Ain't that the truth.