OptimusNarwhal

RT @SBNationCFB: Appears we've got ourselves an #FCSChampionship. JMU's cut NDSU's lead to 17-13. 3Q ESPN2

RT @edsbs: [orders more additional alcohols from the bar after reading this] https://t.co/H8CppZFl3I

RT @WhitneyM02: hello @Royals when do the Dick Lovelady jerseys go on sale. https://t.co/y2VdRIyQrI

RT @SportsCenter: QUADRUPLE-DOUBLE for Grambling State’s Shakyla Hill! It’s the first quadruple-double in women’s D-1 in almost 25 years.…

RT @nedwards: Hey @jack how do you sleep at night my dude https://t.co/k9Pz8JK4ry

RT @edsbs: New workout is going well https://t.co/7AFvLizS9q

RT @edsbs: seriously this was the moment things turned https://t.co/wKY35OgcBB

Congrats to whatever butt teams made the AFC Wild Card and have as much of a chance to win the Super Bowl as I do.

RT @JasonKirkSBN: Wow all these Wisconsin fans that y'all are convinced took over the building sure are cheering loudly for Miami

RT @henchman21: The knowledge that Ohio would get blanked by 3 out of the 4 playoff teams.

TINY METAL is just Advance Wars 3, right?

RT @henchman21: I’m still mad at Genuwine for calling Lil’ Sebastian a pony.

RT @celebrityhottub: (santa’s dirtbag cousin larry kicks your garage door in and leaves behind five new @ShutdownFullcas bowl previews) htt…

RT @rodger_sherman: Colin Kaepernick is unemployed https://t.co/VVrt2SsEPO

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://t.co/7LepZRMQjp

RT @akfamilyhomeak: The time has now come for you to retweet this https://t.co/20IPJwVaWi

RT @_Zeets: James Harden complaining about bullshit calls. So much irony. He would make a wonderful Republican. https://t.co/C8rTQawZQj

There are going to be so many bad comics on end of year lists that simple people will encourage you to read and they are dumb and wrong.

Tar Heels lost to WOFFORD?! Wtf

RT @OneTakeAtATime: If Lane Kiffin is still the FAU Head Coach in 10 years, I will come back and give everyone who retweeted this $1,000 ht…

RT @SBNationCFB: The FCS equivalent of a Bama-Clemson national championship is happening this year. Buckle up https://t.co/di5LDLBlRR

RT @rodger_sherman: Today's games make one thing clear: Under no circumstances should any football player ever try to score a touchdown htt…

RT @JoelEmbiid: Tough loss but what an atmosphere.. I loved it #TheProcess https://t.co/iqGZECGcVw

RT @JoyAnnReid: Every one of those pages protects your food from being filled with rat droppings, spoiled meat out of your deli, lead out o…

The plot is so bad.