OptimusNarwhal

No surprise that Aaron Judge’s SC commercial is unfunny garbage.

RT @AdamSchefter: Text from former NFL linebacker: “Can't believe how ridiculous this lowering of the head thing is. Go back and watch any…

RT @MattBors: Her: maybe you should give less brain space to following twitter drama Me: https://t.co/aFgjGbzoLS

RT @SBNation: Kansas scored 13 points in OT... ...and all those points belong to Malik Newman! ??? https://t.co/0ptVZHMaxp

RT @BrianStack153: “One of my best friends was killed by gun violence right around here...” https://t.co/0oAy92N67l

@henchman21 Ain't that the truth.

RT @BillSimmons: These Parkland kids are relentless. This is the most important thing happening in America right now - they make me proud t…

RT @CARRIONIER: I love this so much because: 1) Turtlenecks are a lab safety violation. 2) So is not tying back long hair. 3) So is pourin…

RT @roybelly: Mailman got that crawfish boiling, jambalaya eating, po'boy making country beard going. https://t.co/Ibz0I2RaQv

RT @HouseBudgets: HUSBAND: I sell pashminas for lizards WIFE: And I saw a capybara yesterday HUSBAND: Our budget is $940K

RT @dog_rates: This is Chief. He’s hype as h*ck for the game. Claims he’s been a fan forever. 13/10 really hopes both teams have fun https:…

Bruins coming for that 1 seed!

RT @UMBCAthletics: WATCH IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN* *we will not live tweet the replays, the guy running this has to sleep at some poi…

RT @ESPNFantasy: 18 brackets went 0/16 today. https://t.co/yHMJQZWJAI

RT @RicFlairNatrBoy: May The WOOOOO Be With You! #wooowednesday https://t.co/ABDfgfiR5o

RT @kingsthings: I once asked Stephen Hawking in an interview what puzzles him the most in all the universe. "Women," he answered. He will…

Deandre Ayton could have been a Bull but then the Bulls fucked it all up by winning meaningless games. RIP.

New Packers GM starting off with a big fat 0 for 1.

@Gaidin4242 @IelloUSA Hah, no I did not. That's a rough draw.

RT @EricaFails: Oh no the "ready player one posters are bad on purpose and therefore good" people have arrived

RT @pisspope: Just having me a plate of some good ol' Brooklyn BBQ https://t.co/MAJrnY5G1e

RT @tarheelblog: No one loves to hate Duke. We just hate them. Join us for the next installment of #UNC vs those guys https://t.co/EinRuq5L…

Lol NBA officials are a joke. So soft. So petty. So bad.

RT @tozozozo: yeesh (2017) https://t.co/aESYv2f5cs

RT @sopdet: BECAUSE IF I BRING MY GAY TO A SCHOOL AND AM GAY AT EVERYONE, NO ONE DIES. https://t.co/JPBpjuRHc4