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gonickmontana last won the day on September 16 2018

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    The Matt Flynn of PNW Tecmo!

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  1. Heard a rumor that the Cleveland Browns were planning on making a big play for Johnny J in the 1st round...if they actually show up that is!
  2. Kamp breathlessly texted me this morning to inform me that he had tagged me in a post on TBORG. I see no mention of my name in this post, jerkface!
  3. Ok, I really do have to give Hank the old tip of the cap here: he has inserted himself into this thread. He has pounded away with his statistics. Over and over and over. And then he has ejaculated all over the place with his trump card: Peyton Hillis has been a coverboy and has rushed for 1,000 yards! But it turns out he didn't fill all the holes like he set out to do: the year Hillis was on the cover, he won a fan vote, so a popularity contest rather than a representation of his abilities as an RB. And as far as 1,000 yard seasons, JJ actually has multiple seasons over 1k. My favorite was HSTL season 34, where he rushed for over 1,000 yards and helped lead the Seahawks to a 12-4 record and an appearance in the HSTL Bowl. And his QBs that season were Tony Eason and Chris Miller, so no excuses about being carried - he was doing the carrying!
  4. Ok, let's get down to the root of the issue here: Hank's negativity toward JJ is because he's confused by his intense sexual attraction to him. Which is not a problem: JJ is a stud. And, I think I speak for all Pacific Northwesters in this thread when I say that we welcome everyone to our discussion, no need to be embarrassed!
  5. Good to see the com finally get on board with the back and b strategy that the Bengals were built on.
  6. And a special guest appearance by Dave Krieg on the ticker with 4 ints.
  7. Sorry boys, had to change plans and I'm not going to be able to make it. GL to all
  8. Is there a version of TSB that has the stat caps removed so we can see what JJ is really capable of over the course of a season?
  9. Yo: I'm thinking about dropping by for the preseason. Won't be able to stay for the whole thing, but it'd be great to see some of you guys. Although the fact that Ted won't be there makes me very sad.
  10. Lol, you missed the point: you pulled out a random stat: ypc. so I did too. GG bruh!
  11. In expected ypc he's tied with Barry Sanders. That's not too bad of a peer group! http://www.footballperspective.com/career-leaders-in-yards-per-carry-era-adjusted/
  12. Well I can attest to Johnny Johnson's amazing abilities. He's on my HSTL team, and I've been featuring a certain Mr. Henry Ellard so far this season. JJ had grudgingly accepted a backup role on the offense, but during my most recent game Ellard just wasn't getting anything done. My offense had thrown 3 interceptions and I had maybe 20 yards going into the 4th quarter. Well, Johnny J walks up to me on the sidelines and says, "Coach, just hand me the ball, we'll win the game." And wouldn't you know it, he ran for about 170 yds and 2 tds in that last quarter. We won 14-0. You might be thinking, well that's not that impressive. But that's not even the punchline: as he was leaving the field, he went on to impregnate every woman in the stadium and even some of the men too. Now there's a JJ story!
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