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The Many Achievements of Tim Ubick Thread

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Joeygats arch nemesis Tim Ubick has achieved much in life.  I will share what I have heard about this legendary figure.

 

I encourage you to do the same in this thread.

 

Regulator wears Tim Ubick pajamas

 

Tim Ubick wins with default playbooks

 

Tim Ubick starts Grogan George and McMahon

 

Tim Ubick taps 18 with roundhouse kicks to the controller

 

Tim Ubick goes back and b by pressing forward and a

 

Bob Nelson calls lurching Tim Ubicking

 

Tim Ubick subs out Jerry Rice and John Taylor for Harry Sydney and Dexter Carter

 

Tim Buck is 9 feet tall and his beard smells like honeycomb

 

Tim Ubick recovers onside kicks as player 2

 

 

 

 

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Bud Lights Real Men of Genius was inspired by Tim Ubick

 

Tim Ubick taps 18 with his left and right hand

 

Tim Ubick in his past life was Bruce Wayne

 

Tim doesnt lose but when he does its to himself.

 

Tim doesnt trash talk to his opponents he lets them trashtalk to themselves 

Edited by duecethasa1nt

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I heard that a cobra once bit Tim Ubick directly in the beard and after 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

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I heard that Tim Ubick has an NES controller input installed in his butt cheek. When he depants and plugs one in, he controls himself IRL running around screaming "LOOK!!! I'm playing with myself... muahahahAHAHAHAHA!!"

 

Good luck with that, gats.

Edited by OL' Dirty Tecmo

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Tim Ubick makes his opponents listen to Nickleback, and they thank him for it.

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I have no idea who Tim Ubick is, but I enjoy what this thread is.

 

The reason why the jumping Tecmo cheerleader shows off her underwear is to impress Tim Ubick.

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Tim Ubick defeated Joeygats in an online game

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Tim Ubick scores with Cap Boso on a Run 4 reverse play.

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we refer to Christian Okoye as "the Nigerian Nightmare" .... Christian Okoye refers to Tim Ubick's penis as his Nigerian Nightmare!

Edited by arncoem

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I heard that one time Tim Ubick beat @duecethasa1nt so badly that Duece had to stop mid game and increase his health meter. 

 

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Tim Ubick is a.......

 

Edited by OL' Dirty Tecmo

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At the same moment Mort did his infamous "lick the cartridge" a tongue magically appeared in the air & licked Tim Ubick's nose

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Tim Ubick's tap is so fast that they've replaced the turbo button on remakes of the NES advantage controller with a picture of his head and a word bubble that reads, "You need more practice."

Edited by Maynard_G_Krebs

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On 3/6/2017 at 1:29 PM, OL' Dirty Tecmo said:

Tim Ubick handed off to Johnny Johnson and the cartridge caught on fire. 

 

I was almost in tears while reading this thread....................and then I read THIS^^^.......I almost died.

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Tim Ubick is a hidden stat used by Johnny Johnson

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MattyD moved to New York because of Tim Ubick.

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