Jump to content
Maynard_G_Krebs

NFL 2017-2018 Season Discussion

Recommended Posts

50 minutes ago, Maynard_G_Krebs said:

You guys are selling swamp land and it's obvious.

 

Washington D.C. was built on a swamp.

 

 

1 hour ago, Bodom said:

Nothing hurts right now.  You can go to any sports site right now and find out the truth.  Pats won.

 

Just be happy you got away with another win, Pats/fans.

 

 

#duckboat

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

 

7 hours ago, Bolt said:

Just be happy you got away with another win, Pats/fans.

 

 

No thanks.  But how about this.  You Pats haters can keep telling yourselves whatever makes you feel better.  Spygate, deflategate, Brady sucks, Atlanta should have intercepted 32% of Tom's passes, Pats could be 0-7, yada yada. 

 

And us Pats fans can enjoy what was the most epic season and Super Bowl comeback in history, where Brady gets ultimate redemption for being wrongly suspended, while becoming the 1st QB to win 5 Super Bowls. 

 

Personally, for a dynasty that has spanned 17 years and counting, I think the rest of the league should be happy the Pats only have 5.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

You keep spewing non-sense jive, so I'll say it again:

Just be happy you got away with the win, Pats/fans.

 

Furthermore, B12 was in my dream, overnite.

I congratulated him on the win.

 

 

NOTE:  he was reclined on a lawnchair, tanning himself indoors; it was weird. But I had no urge to ride his hymen

Edited by Bolt

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I am about to pull out the Tailback-King/Johnny Johnson card for Brady:  If you're too stupid to understand Brady's greatness, it's your problem, not mine.

 

side note:  I actually did have a dream this morning where I was telling somebody about a dream I had just had (within the dream), except I was lying to them a little about the dream (I was purposefully leaving out some key details of the dream).  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I mean... I can do this all year.  I was MIA for a bit so I need to make up for lost time.  Pats haters can keep feeling however they want and I will continue laughing about it. 

 

Here's how to accept a loss like a man and not make up fake scenarios to make yourself feel better.

 

2-13-2017 12-10-57 PM.png

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 minutes ago, Bodom said:

 

This is a pretty good watch for anyone who even remotely likes Brady.

 

 

 

Joseph Vincent is the man when it comes to making great videos. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well the rich get richer don't they? I'm the biggest dynasty hater btw so comments that come from the likes of Colin Cowherd and Bob Costas can be quite unenjoyable for me even though they're men who I respect.

 

Having put in the statement 'Would like first OT ever but seriously doubt it' before the game started (2016-17 thread), once it did get there for an epic 1st time I couldn't believe what I said.

 

However, this didn't really feel like a true Super Bowl game. To come back from 20+ points down to send a game to overtime is the stuff that happens in just about every regular season. That is NOT supposed to happen in Super Bowls. If someone asked you for an example of what an outlier is please use the example of SB LI because the other biggest deficit to overcome in a Super Bowl is just 10 points which has happened 3 times in history.

 

Whether this game was the biggest choke job in sports history, I won't really participate in that debate. But I would like to point out that there has been a trend of choke jobs in sports lately. There was the NBA Finals and the World Series last year where teams blew 3-1 series leads. Then just over a month ago in the college football championship Alabama squandered a late 3rd quarter 10 point lead to Clemson that was high as 14 early in the 2nd. Villanova could've been in that club to get it all started but they sure knew how to pushback at the opponent (UNC).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

^ I would agree with you that comeback typically doesn't happen in Super Bowls, but for the ugly reason that 31 of 51 Super Bowls have been decided by a lead of 10 points or more, and 25 of 51 Super Bowls decided on 14 points or more. The history of close games in the Super Bowl is not a long one. Fans have been very fortunate in the past several years, minus a few embarrassing blowouts sprinkled in. 

 

I'll add historic comeback victory in OT over a blowout any day.

Edited by Maynard_G_Krebs

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I wish I had the graphic for it, but one of my favorite useless stats coming out of the Super Bowl is pass attempts by Super Bowl QBs. No surprise for a variety of reason including the pass-happy NFL these days, and number of Super Bowl appearances combined, but Brady is beating all other Super Bowl QBs in total cumulative pass attempts by far more than double. Can't remember who is second, either Joe Montana or Jim Kelly, but the differential is ridiculous.

 

On an individual game basis, Brady passed 62 times in Super Bowl 51. Joe Montana passed 29 times in one of his Super Bowl wins. Crazy difference.

 

Terry Bradshaw and Russel Wilson are only beaten in least passing attempts by a winning QB in a Super Bowl (21) by Jim McMahon (20). 

Edited by Maynard_G_Krebs

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 hours ago, buck said:

except I was lying to them a little about the dream (I was purposefully leaving out some key details of the dream).

 

riding Brady's hymen, for instance?

 

14 hours ago, Bodom said:

I mean... I can do this all year.

 

 

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/MRW-watching-people-fail-jimmy-fallon-eating-popcorn.gif

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, Bolt said:

 

riding Brady's hymen, for instance?

 

 

just imagine....Blot standing on the sideline of the Super Bowl football field, his heart racing, looking up at the crowd, hearing the cheers, the jeers, the utter chaos, lada gaga's breasts on his mind, Blot is lost in the moment, loving it, loving life....then.....FUCKIN-ZAP!  OWCH!  Brady shoots a perfect spiral from 50 yards diagonal, a football tightly wrapped with Arthur Blank's well-aged "hymen", straight into Blot's face...Right on Target, Tom...a few of Blot's pearly-whites eject from his mouth, the "hymen" partially tears from the football, and pieces of this "hymen" conveniently fill the bloody gaps.

 

Edited by buck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
15 hours ago, BigCat71 said:

But I would like to point out that there has been a trend of choke jobs in sports lately. There was the NBA Finals and the World Series last year where teams blew 3-1 series leads. Then just over a month ago in the college football championship Alabama squandered a late 3rd quarter 10 point lead to Clemson that was high as 14 early in the 2nd. Villanova could've been in that club to get it all started but they sure knew how to pushback at the opponent (UNC).

 

Blowing a 3-1 lead is child's play! 

 

2-14-2017 11-31-19 AM.png

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 hours ago, Knobbe said:

This is a NFL Memes facebook page masquerading as a 2017-18 discussion thread.

 

Who would you take in the draft if you need a running back? Leonard Fournette or Dalvin Cook?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, PockyCandy said:

 

Who would you take in the draft if you need a running back? Leonard Fournette or Dalvin Cook?

 

I think that Fournette might be cooked (in the head), but even assuming he still has good football left.....Cook all day, in my book.  Cook just seems like a better pro (and college, btw) runner to me, and more valuable to an NFL team in general.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
14 hours ago, PockyCandy said:

 

Who would you take in the draft if you need a running back? Leonard Fournette or Dalvin Cook?

 

All things equal health-wise I'm taking Fournette. If a team checks him out and has any reservations about his ability to stay healthy, it's a lot safer to go Cook. People overlook the ability to stay on the field Emmett Smith brought to the table when evaluating his greatness.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

https://www.baxterboo.com/global/images/products/large/east-side-collection-leader-pack-dog-jersey-navy-1.jpg

 

 

^  clutches his musket, like the scared lil nra-bitch that $/he is.

 

Go ahead, P.'s-toto.  play russian-roullette on yourself.  Knock your teeth out... the rest will follow.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
31 minutes ago, Maynard_G_Krebs said:

In case you haven't heard by now, they're making a Patriots Super Bowl run movie. Even I think this is a bad idea.

 

malcolm butler?  lol.  I hate to say it, but there must be some racial/class-war type of angle to this film.  I'm getting too cynical in my old age.  but it's too easy to see it coming.  nothing against him, I think he's a solid DB, and that game-winning play in the SEA SB was 100% bad ass.

 

but, why not do 1999 rams kurt warner?  pretty much the same thing, except x1000.

Edited by buck

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


  • Similar Content

    • By Bolt
      Continuing - ALL - our Inaugural T-Borg Pick'em!!! ...
       
       
      Ground rules:  GET YOUR PICKS IN BY GAME-TIME, FOLKS.
       
       
      Thursday, 9/21 8:25pmE.T.
      LARams @ San Francisco
      --------------------------------------------
       
      ALERT! ALERT!...Sunday EARLY-Morning game!!!  (Don't forget)
      V            V            V
       
      Sunday, 9/24 9:30amE.T.
      Baltimore @ Jacksonville  (london, england)
      1:00pmE.T.
      Denver @ Buffalo
      New Orleans @ Carolina
      Pittsburgh @ Chicago
      Atlanta @ Detroit
      Cleveland @ Indianapolis
      Tampa Bay @ Minnesota
      Houston @ New England
      Miami @ NYJets
      NYGiants @ Philadelphia
      4:05pmE.T.
      Seattle @ Tennessee
      4:25pmE.T.
      Cincinnati @ Green Bay
      Kansas City @ LAChargers
      8:30pmE.T.
      Oakland @ Washington
      --------------------------------------------
       
      Monday, 9/25 8:30pmE.T.
      Dallas @ Arizona
       
       
      Re-cap of WEEK 2 Borgger exploits:
      http://tecmobowl.org/forums/topic/69783-week-2-predictions/?do=findComment&comment=484223
    • By Bolt
      Continuing - ALL - our Inaugural T-Borg Pick'em!!! ...
       
       
      Ground rules:  GET YOUR PICKS IN BY GAME-TIME, FOLKS.
       
       
      Thursday, 9/14 8:25pmE.T.
      Houston @ Cincinnati
       
      Sunday, 9/17 1:00pmE.T.
      Buffalo @ Carolina
      Chicago @ Tampa Bay
      Minnesota @ Pittsburgh
      Arizona @ Indianapolis
      New England @ New Orleans
      Cleveland @ Baltimore
      Philadelphia @ Kansas City
      Tennessee @ Jacksonville
      4:05pmE.T.
      NYJets @ Oakland
      Miami @ LAChargers
      4:25pmE.T.
      Dallas @ Denver
      San Francisco @ Seattle
      washington @ LARams
      8:30pmE.T.
      Green Bay @ Atlanta
       
      Monday, 9/18 8:30pmE.T.
      Detroit @ NYGiants
       
       
      Re-cap of WEEK 1 Borgger exploits:
      http://tecmobowl.org/forums/topic/69746-week-1-predictions/?do=findComment&comment=483672
       
    • By Bolt
      Welcome - ALL - to the Inaugural T-Borg Pick'em!!!
       
       
      Ground rules:  GET YOUR PICKS IN BY GAME-TIME, FOLKS.
       
       
      Thursday, 9/7 8:30pmE.T.
      Kansas City @ New England
       
      Sunday, 9/10 1:00pmE.T.
      NYJets @ Buffalo
      Jacksonville @ Houston
      Pittsburgh @ Cleveland
      Arizona @ Detroit
      [POSTPONED - till Wk 11 - Tampa Bay @ Miami...  Irma.]
      Atlanta @ Chicago
      Oakland @ Tennessee
      Baltimore @ Cincinnati
      Philadelphia @ Washington
      4:05pmE.T.
      Indianapolis @ LARams
      4:25pmE.T.
      Carolina @ San Francisco
      Seattle @ Green Bay
      8:30pmE.T.
      NYGiants @ Dallas
       
      Monday, 9/11 7:10pmE.T.
      New Orleans @ Minnesota
      10:20pmE.T.
      LAChargers @ Denver
       
       
      Feel free to enter into the Tecmo Pick'em group, as well.  See the link, below.
       
    • By Knobbe
       

       
      Tecmo Super Bowl is the greatest sports video game of all time. Now, 25 years after TSB made 8-Bit legends of Bo Jackson and Lawrence Taylor, TecmoBowl.org proudly announces the release of Tecmo Super Bowl 2017. This site's 10th yearly iteration updates Tecmo's NES classic with up-to-date rosters, graphics, schedules and play books for all 32 NFL squads.  Additionally, you can now check the defensive conditions of your players.

      Playable on multiple platforms and operating systems via NES emulation software, Tecmo Super Bowl 2016 brings Nintendo's bone-crunching classic to today's computers and handheld devices.

      Will offenses fear Von Miller like they feared Lawrence Taylor? Who is the more deadly play-caller: Aaron Rodgers or Dan Marino? Will Todd Gurley live up to the hype? Loaded into an NES Emulator, Tecmo Super Bowl 2017 will make legends for the next 25 years.

      Tecmo Super Bowl 2017

      Table of Contents
      A. How This Works
      B. How To Play - PC/Mac
      C. How to Play Online - Windows
      D. Tecmo Super Bowl 2017 Notes
      E. Known Issues
      F. Credits

      A. How This Works
      If you're new to emulation:
      ROM = Game or Cartridge (.nes file) Emulator = NES System  
      B. How To Play - PC/Mac
      Download Nestopia for your platform and also the .nes ROM -  Windows | Mac  Open Nestopia. From Nestopia, File > Open and find your .nes ROM. C. How to Play Online - Windows
      Setup for online play using our guide - http://tecmobowl.org/topic/53066-guide-get-started-playing-tsb-online-for-dummies/. We then recommend starting out at the TPC - http://www.tecmoplayers.com.

      Most TPC players use the original Tecmo Super Bowl ROM, but you might be able to find some people playing TSB 2016. Remember that the versions of the game must be exactly the same or you will not be able to connect.

      If you’re looking for an online league, we recommend TecmoBowl.org's Online Tecmo Leagues.

      D. Tecmo Super Bowl 2017 notes
      Check Defense condition - In the same location as the time out menu there is now a "CHECK DEF" option which lets you scroll left and right through your players 4-3 Defenses - Several teams employ 4-3 defenses.  The "RT" (Right Tackle) will show up as the LILB on the rosters. 32-Team ROM Rosters current as of 9/7/16 Adjustable quarter length Playbook editing in-game Player 2 attributes now display correctly Halftime stats Pass Control determines if a pass will be completed. Passing Accuracy determines if the ball will be on target. E. Known Issues
      CPU can lock up under certain circumstances, most commonly a player 2 FG make. A hard reset (or open/close) of the emulator should clear the issue F. Credits
      Graphics - Keithisgood | @keithisgood Rosters/Attributes/Sim - Buck 4-3 Defense - Jstout Roster QA - Nathan from tundrabowl.com | @retronathan Promo - davefmurray | @davefmurray QA/Rom Merge/Project Coordinator - Knobbe | @tecmogodfather Thanks to:
      Jstout, Bruddog, Cxrom, Bad-Al & Buck for the hacking knowledge and tools. Members of TecmoBowl.org for helping beta test and for making this all worthwhile.  

      Tecmo Super Bowl 2017 by TecmoBowl.org is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License.
      Based on a work at http://tecmobowl.org/.
       
      Other 2017 Versions to try:
      @Tecmonster: http://tecmobowl.org/files/file/502-tecmonsters-tecmo-super-bowl-2017/
      @qbvikings: http://tecmobowl.org/files/file/500-qbvikings-tecmo-super-bowl-2016-2017/
      @fatcheerleader NCAA: http://tecmobowl.org/forums/topic/68903-nes-tsb-ncaa-2016/
      @Fernando 49 TSB III SNES: http://tecmobowl.org/forums/topic/69008-snes-tsb3-nfl-2016/
      @cowboyschamps TSB I SNES: http://tecmobowl.org/files/file/503-2016-2017-rosters/
       
    • By Bolt
      ** on-field can include from the sidelines, too (like Drew Stanton, or something).
       
      A few that come to mind (for me), are:
       
      Tim Harris
      Justin Tucker
      Marquette King
       
      WHO ARE YOURS?!
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×