Dotdon Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Wow, what an experience. Thanks to the NoDak crew--what an event. And the Conjurer was everything I knew he was--and more. Thanks to the support staff and the band (?!?) that played--they were WAY too good to be out there for 20 guys. Tribe Dot Don gave it a valiant effort, but came up short in the end. We started fast, and fizzled late (kind of like my boozing). The custom ROM and mirror tecmo did us in. Although it was cool seeing myself catch a dump pass for the TD. I've never seen a miracle, but D. Fuckin Murray taking a picked play RightA run for a TD in the mirror was straight up witchcraft. Well done to the champs. Great job to my Tribe (ARNCOEM, ESOrenga, & Leonardite), and great to see everyone else and hang in a great atmosphere. DFM, Leonardite, kamphuna8 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dotdon said: I've never seen a miracle, but D. Fuckin Murray taking a picked play RightA run for a TD in the mirror was straight up witchcraft. Two of the best TSB plays of my life happened in that round. At Tecmo XIV, not only will I be playing, I will be bringing a mirror to set it up in front of my TV every round. Pretty sure this is a guaranteed win. Remember, as @sonofpatbeach said, at 8PM Burning Mort time, DFM takes over. #SecretWeapon kamphuna8, Leonardite, segathonsov and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Sega suckling from the teat. Leonardite, segathonsov, DrFrolf and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Mother Mort's Milk Beef Juice, segathonsov and kamphuna8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL' Dirty Tecmo Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Beef Juice said: Sega suckling from the teat. He's the sole reason I didn't go. Looks like I missed all the fun.... man, fuck that guy. DFM, DrFrolf, kamphuna8 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Glovesies red98sethuthut, segathonsov, DrFrolf and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Mother Mort Sustains me. Pro Tip: Drink two beers through a straw in 1 qrt of tecmo is a good way to puke. buck, red98sethuthut, DFM and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Session 1: Grand(pa) Conjurer's Old Cough Medicine Men Leonardite, kamphuna8, segathonsov and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Burning Mort II Urinal DrFrolf, ImFlo, Leonardite and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Here's the other assorted pics I got. segathonsov, DrFrolf, DFM and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Relevant. red98sethuthut, kamphuna8, OL' Dirty Tecmo and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Mort chose the only motel to be from a Midwest murder scene. ND boys said it is the stabbiest motel in town. DrFrolf, red98sethuthut, kamphuna8 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Majik Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) On 7/17/2017 at 8:53 AM, davefmurray said: There's no greater feeling than destroying honorary guest Mort in Tetris, who you assumed would go full Rain Man on you... Must have been quite the experience to burn Mort at Burning Mort Edited July 18, 2017 by Green Majik oops kamphuna8 and DFM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arncoem Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) After this past weekend I finally am able to settle a lingering family dispute... that is when I'm cremated afyer pass away my ashes will now be spread out at the Burning Mort site right where Mort's car was parked (Also where Josh was standing on the roof urinating on the windshield). This is my final request & please accompany the spreading of the ashes w the playing of conjurer's magic flute ! Edited July 18, 2017 by arncoem segathonsov, Beef Juice, kamphuna8 and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofpatbeach Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I have the same lawyer as LT, so don't post ALL Burning Mort pics. -Conjurer's slave red98sethuthut, DFM, kamphuna8 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL' Dirty Tecmo Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I really need to get out there. With Midwest and my daughter's birthday it's a tough squeeze with the fam kamphuna8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
averagetsbplayer Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I think Burning Mort was fun. I don't remember. Leonardite, segathonsov, DrFrolf and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardite Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, averagetsbplayer said: I think Burning Mort was fun. I don't remember. ...and we have a winner. I don't have many pictures or videos from the event. The ones I do have have already surfaced. I do want to throw out some very well-deserved thank you's in hosting the second iteration of Burning Mort...which is two more iterations than the world really needed to see. Thanks to all of the North Dakota Tecmo group for taking time away from real life over the course of the last few months to put together ideas, props, idiocy for something that is most decidedly not real life. Special thanks to Dr. Frolf - the amount of work he puts into this thing is just insane. He takes it from shirtless camping trip to techno dance remixes and Disneyland maps. Your work on Burning Mort cannot be understated or undersold. Thanks to to the Conjurer and his assistant. What was once a simple afterthought piece of Burning Mort quickly became the centerpiece and it's awesome. We are all in their debt, for Tecmo and for life. Thanks to Dave Murray and Brude for all the work they put in. The custom ROMs were a huge hit, and Dave's constant work on the multimedia is fantastic. I am still laughing at the Conjurer vs. Orenga scene on eatshitorenga.com right now. Both coasts collaborating to hit a homerun in the Great Plains. The Tecmo community is pretty rad. Thank you to all of the competitors. It is simply ridiculous that you would travel as far as you do for something so ridiculous, but we are glad you do. There were 16 competitors, and 11 of which traveled. It was a blast having each and every one of you there, and I had an uproariously good time with all of you. My face hurt from laughing dozens of times that day, and the night before. That was a righteous group of idiots that we put together. At the end of the night, the Conjurer handed out awards. These were entirely his picks: Champions - Tribe Chet MVP - Mort Rookie of the Year - Segathon Conjurer's Pet - sonofpatbeach Finally, I figured I would throw in one inside joke memory about each participant that stands out to me: Chet - Passing out around 1:30, and being threatened the next day to be added to the Burning Mort graveyard Josh - Stocking my fridge with Bud Light and buffalo chicken burritos Orenga - Getting pissed that we didn't throw BUF/NE in the beer helmet round to set the proper tone. We blew that one. Durch - Shedding his Gannonball Run shirt for the belly Badgers model. Paperboy savant. Segathon - Having Burning Mort written all over everything - car, flesh, shorts Beef Juice - Ordered a Colt 45 40 to start the weekend and put that SOB on Twitter arncoem- Made up a story to his wife, burned a thousand darts while he was free, and slept most of Sunday away with me (in a mostly non-gay way) Dot Don - The chief of the coolest tribe there. Must have ninja'd out way early before we could properly pay homage. Mort - Put up with the drunken mess; declared Burning Mort to be the best time other than his sexual conquests Lou - Slept in a van instead of the bare ground. Sacrificed his Tupa Bowl shirt to the fire. Murray - Tetris vs. Mort. Ruthless domination. Dr. Frolf - Somehow got a band with a giant mixing board, lights, and talent to perform in the woods Barry - Asking the band, "So is the first time you've played a Burning Mort?" Tucker - Pounded Chet in mirror Tecmo Bryce - Contributed "Good Ass Beer" - three words that will live in Burning Mort infamy Enjoy those gold pants, gentlemen. Edited July 19, 2017 by Leonardite kamphuna8, OL' Dirty Tecmo, bruddog and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arncoem Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 It's been 4 days & I can't for the life of me stop repeating "Colt-sies vs Pats-ies in Mort-zies Car-Zie" ! kamphuna8, Leonardite, segathonsov and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimSocks13 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 So mad/sad I missed this EXPERIENCE. Its like when your friends all go on an awesome, one of a kind trip and you can't make it cause a family member died. All the while you're just thinking about what you're missing out on. Good show fellas kamphuna8, segathonsov, buck and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buck Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, JimSocks13 said: So mad/sad I missed this EXPERIENCE. Its like when your friends all go on an awesome, one of a kind trip and you can't make it cause a family member died. All the while you're just thinking about what you're missing out on. Good show fellas I 2nd this. I would definitely piss on a burning mort, no doubt. no doubt in my mind. whoops, I talked. Edited July 20, 2017 by buck Leonardite and kamphuna8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 On 7/18/2017 at 11:50 PM, OL' Dirty Tecmo said: I really need to get out there. With Midwest and my daughter's birthday it's a tough squeeze with the fam 1 hour ago, JimSocks13 said: So mad/sad I missed this EXPERIENCE. Its like when your friends all go on an awesome, one of a kind trip and you can't make it cause a family member died. All the while you're just thinking about what you're missing out on. Good show fellas 1 12 minutes ago, buck said: I 2nd this. I would definitely piss on a burning mort, no doubt. no doubt in my mind. 1 There are unwavering commitments and sacrifices to be made. You must be one with The Conjurer. "Squeezes and deaths" do not please him. Only through continued promise will you be added to the short, short tribal comrade register. Those selected from the register to attend must verse themselves in the Burning Mort annals, thereby guaranteeing that all comrades comprehend the experience. Leonardite, kamphuna8, JimSocks13 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 great post @Leonardite I think @DrFrolf is the Elon Musk of Tecmo. I am still not fully in this plane of existence yet. The Conjurer's gift of ROY has put enough magic around me that I have walked between worlds this week. Spaced out on a meeting yesterday at work and was driving through my neighborhood this morning see all the garabage cans out and thought to myself "wonder while they are putting out the garbage a day early" BUT the weirdest thing is this picture of me and my siblings is starting to fade out Leonardite, kamphuna8, OL' Dirty Tecmo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Oh shit I found another photo from Burning Mort on my phone. Looking good fellas! segathonsov, DrFrolf, kamphuna8 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 At least @Jim Socks 13 is keeping it real Burning Mort-style out in the real world... Beef Juice, Leonardite, kamphuna8 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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