Dotdon Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 59 minutes ago, Leonardite said: I have nothing to add on I-35, as I haven't been on the MSP to IA corridor since an FCS team won the Floyd last September (sorry, Dot Don.) The heat forecast has scaled back from 95 to 88, but it's still looking like a toasty Experience. We've had virtually no rain in a long time, so expect a sweltering Dreamland. Pack your Speedos...the Conjurer will make sure you're kept cool. Its fine, I'm more of a James Madison fan anyways. Beef Juice and Leonardite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardite Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 58 minutes ago, Dotdon said: Its fine, I'm more of a James Madison fan anyways. kamphuna8 and Dotdon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Leonardite said: Am I allowed to wear my Northern Iowa shirts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Leonardite said: 14 minutes ago, Beef Juice said: Am I allowed to wear my Northern Iowa shirts? I tried to get you clarification. His majesty's reply: Remember, your favor comes through your obediencesies. Risky business is your shirtsies. segathonsov 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 DFM, segathonsov, Beef Juice and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 For those coming, I am here. You have no idea what is about to wreck your Tecmo mind. Also, Logan has had relations with every woman in Fargo. Don't tell his wife. DrFrolf and red98sethuthut 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 14, 2017 Author Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 hours ago, davefmurray said: For those coming, I am here. You have no idea what is about to wreck your Tecmo mind. Also, Logan has had relations with every woman in Fargo. Don't tell his wife. When you have this in your back pocket, your heartthrob quotient it through the roof. red98sethuthut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofpatbeach Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I'm half way there, at the Minneapolis airport. I don't board my plane for Fargo for a little while, but I expect most people on it will be spectators en route to Ardiente Muerto. DFM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofpatbeach Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 (edited) We'll be at the Radisson tonight. Uber/Lyft don't work when my phone is dead and I can only access the reptilian part of my brain, as I found out a few weeks ago after an ill-fated trip to the Plaza. Edited July 14, 2017 by sonofpatbeach segathonsov, red98sethuthut and DFM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SammieSmith33 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 You should of let me know you had a lay over. I would of hung out for a little bit before your Maiden Voyage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofpatbeach Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 Things went quite well last night I think kamphuna8, red98sethuthut, DFM and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardite Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 That's my impression as well. Thank you to everyone for coming and helping out. Awesome time yet again. I'll post a better message when I'm on a computer instead of a phone. Looking forward to seeing everyone's pics and videos. kamphuna8, DFM, red98sethuthut and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Leonardite, DrFrolf, segathonsov and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 Well. There we go. Thank you to all that traveled across the country to attend the Burning Mort Experience. The North Dakota Crew is truly humbled that you all came from hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away to attend something so dumb. Beware, this thread is going to become rife with contents of the Burning Mort II photo/video album. As always, the images will be tasteful. However, that doesn't mean they wont be NSFW. In fact, I guarantee they will be NSFW. DFM, Leonardite, kamphuna8 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 There's no greater feeling than destroying honorary guest Mort in Tetris, who you assumed would go full Rain Man on you. Reaching the championship tiebreaker round of Burning Mort is a very, very close second. Hoisting the championship trophy while The Conjurer looks away in defeat is easily third. Moral of the story, Burning Mort is responsible for some of the greatest moments of my life. Shout-out to Tribe Chet: Chet, Josh, Lou & DFM. P.S. You don't want to play me in mirror Tecmo. I will eff you up. kamphuna8, Green Majik, Leonardite and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFrolf Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 In case anybody wants to take a virtual tour of The Conjurer's Dreamland, here's the map. It's almost like you were there. bruddog, red98sethuthut, kamphuna8 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
segathonsov Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, DrFrolf said: As destined in the pre tourny picture this ROY kneels behind to the right hand of The Conjurer Have not laughed that much in ages. Things my pickled brain can recall..but there is so much I am missing. It was like a Wes Anderson movie where every little detail was thought out..truly amazing. -opening cerimony drum beats in distance The Conjurer Chariot arrives, he calls in with his flute carved from the femur bone of Ironhead Hewyard a magical flying object and releases a duck into the holy brown conjurer's lagoon - custom map of grounds - Custom Tear Away Burning Mort Pants! - Suckling on Mother Morts Beer Helmet - Mirror mode matches on custom welded stands, - The Mutation Custom Roms with players from event, - Doubles Glitch Mode - the grill always filled with meat and - a live fucking band playing to the 16 of us. https://www.facebook.com/lowspeedchaseband/ It couldn't get any better. Thanks to all that put this together and hope the Govenor of ND will declare Burnign Mort a sacred site red98sethuthut, DrFrolf, DFM and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Burning Mort II Opening Ceremonies red98sethuthut, kamphuna8, DrFrolf and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Championship Tiebreaker Finals - @mort1237 vs @davefmurray - GIF Recap red98sethuthut, kamphuna8 and Leonardite 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 kamphuna8, Beef Juice, Leonardite and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I have photos I will post later. I just wanted to thank everyone at Burning Mort for the amazing experience and especially to the ND crew for making it all possible. kamphuna8, segathonsov, Leonardite and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red98sethuthut Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Beef Juice said: I have photos I will post later. I just wanted to thank everyone at Burning Mort for the amazing experience and especially to the ND crew for making it all possible. Nice Dive roll off Morts of Van after the "Colties vs Paties" in "Morties Vanies" Round. 7.5 usa judge 7.5 canada judge 7.o Czech Judge 3.o Russian judge... Edited July 17, 2017 by red98sethuthut Leonardite, segathonsov, DrFrolf and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DFM Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 When you meet The Grand Conjurer at Burning Mort, you must win his favor. Leonardite, kamphuna8, segathonsov and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 3 hours ago, red98sethuthut said: Nice Dive roll off Morts of Van after the "Colties vs Paties" in "Morties Vanies" Round. 7.5 usa judge 7.5 canada judge 7.o Czech Judge 3.o Russian judge... Oh god I forgot about that. averagetsbplayer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Juice Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 This here was the People's Champion of Burning Mort. Leonardite and Dotdon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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